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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges   (ajc.com ) divider line
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2014-06-13 11:50:15 AM  

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-13 11:57:07 AM  
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2014-06-13 12:17:43 PM  
Spit or swallow?
 
2014-06-13 12:18:28 PM  
Don't the Chinese pay extra for this?
 
2014-06-13 12:19:14 PM  
I dunno about MT, but my local Asian supermarket has non-dried beef pizzle in the frozen meats section.

Coiled like a linguiça on its styrofoam tray, it almost looks like human food.
 
2014-06-13 12:24:10 PM  
Pizzle made into jerky is one of the best dog chews -- tough, long-lasting, high protein, low preservative -- and it's expensive, like several dollars per foot at retail.   So I'd be surprised if it was going into hot dogs, but knowing that aphrodisiac prices can drive whole species into extinction... I guess I can see the temptation to re-purpose it for human use.
 
2014-06-13 12:24:49 PM  
I shop at this place sometimes, although it's way the fark up in north austin. Pretty good selection of asian foods. Never buy the meat though. Know better. BTW: this place made  "honorable mention for most promising micro-Chinatown" in the New York Times.
 
2014-06-13 12:36:31 PM  

Dellirium: Don't the Chinese pay extra for this?


Not surprisingly, it's an Asian supermarket that was selling the contraband penis.
 
2014-06-13 01:02:53 PM  

Betep: Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
/Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby...


That's it.  I'm leaving.
 
2014-06-13 01:14:46 PM  

Flragnararch: You know what this means right?

It means that there is a proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption.


Yes there is, they sell it at the 99 Ranch Market in Houston, TX. It's an Asian Supermarket that also has the best ramen selection in town, so I turn a blind eye to the gross shiat they sell as well.

It's also the only place I've seen
that sells durian fruit and jack fruit.
 
2014-06-13 01:21:30 PM  
Dammit. There goes dinner tonight.
 
2014-06-13 01:52:10 PM  
ii.worldmarket.com
 
2014-06-13 03:27:11 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?


Slim Jim's are minimum 23% Beef Lips. Read the ingreient list, its right there!
 
2014-06-13 03:34:45 PM  

shifter_: jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?

Slim Jim's are minimum 23% Beef Lips. Read the ingreient list, its right there!


I RETRACT THE ABOVE. My apologies........... they are WEAVERS Brand........

http://www.dutchvalleyfoods.com/products/snacks/meat-snacks/meat-stic k s/507090/weavers-beef-sticks-mild-150-ct-7-in-5lb">http://www.dutchva lleyfoods.com/products/snacks/meat-snacks/meat-stick s/507090/weavers-beef-sticks-mild-150-ct-7-in-5lb
 
2014-06-13 04:50:06 PM  
Dried pizzle is a common treat for dogs

Your dog wants  steak cock.

/I had my suspicions
 
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