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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges   (ajc.com) divider line 65
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2014-06-13 09:24:17 AM  
Bull!
 
2014-06-13 09:37:40 AM  
In other words, it wasn't first ground into hot dogs.
 
2014-06-13 10:17:25 AM  
Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.
 
2014-06-13 11:02:10 AM  
Calling a lawyer a "suit" is a bit informal.
 
2014-06-13 11:03:41 AM  
Bollocks!
 
2014-06-13 11:03:48 AM  
Hard to swallow.
 
2014-06-13 11:04:01 AM  
one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.
 
2014-06-13 11:04:10 AM  
You know what this means right?

It means that there is a proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption.
 
2014-06-13 11:04:55 AM  
Asquian

*shakes fist*
 
2014-06-13 11:06:29 AM  

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


They already sell beef testicles for human consumption, so it's only a little bit different.
 
2014-06-13 11:07:15 AM  

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


Pizzle walking staffs

www.ericleech.com
 
2014-06-13 11:07:47 AM  
"Boudreaux, I think you got dat semen pump turned up a might high."
 
2014-06-13 11:08:08 AM  

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


i96.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 11:08:16 AM  
Oh Balls!
 
2014-06-13 11:08:21 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Bollocks!


Never mind them.

Another Government Employee: Hard to swallow.


Just takes practice.

/or so I've heard...
 
2014-06-13 11:08:25 AM  
Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?
 
2014-06-13 11:08:55 AM  
The proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption is to cut it into pieces first and sell it as jigsaw pizzle.
 
2014-06-13 11:09:59 AM  
All-beef, all-natural, non-processed organic foot-long hot dogs.
You could charge $15/lb for that at Whole Foods!
 
2014-06-13 11:10:04 AM  
"Pizzle" is a word for beef penis and I DID NOT KNOW THIS???
 
2014-06-13 11:10:22 AM  

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


With mustard only.
 
2014-06-13 11:10:22 AM  

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


Laws are like sausages. They are best if you don't see how they are made.
 
2014-06-13 11:10:52 AM  
Why exactly isn't it fit for human consumption?
 
2014-06-13 11:11:16 AM  

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


Fo' shizzle.
 
2014-06-13 11:13:30 AM  
Did they sell the repackaged pizzle as pizzle?  Would someone who would eat bull dick really care that it had been labeled  "inedible beef"?
 
2014-06-13 11:14:14 AM  

Super Chronic: "Pizzle" is a word for beef penis and I DID NOT KNOW THIS???

It is also known, at least since 1523, especially in the combination "bull pizzle", to denote a flogging instrument made from a bull's penis.


Life is so short, and there's so much important knowledge. :(
 
2014-06-13 11:14:17 AM  

spawn73: Why exactly isn't it fit for human consumption?


They were dog chews, repackaged and sold to people. At MT, your "international supermarket," which almost certainly means they were sold as "Chinese medicine" for aphrodesiac purposes.

/You know what they call traditional herbal medicine that has been proven scientifically to be efficacious? They call it "medicine."
 
2014-06-13 11:14:49 AM  

UberDave: In other words, it wasn't first ground into hot dogs.


Can it really be true that this isn't done already, as TFA claims?
 
2014-06-13 11:15:33 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.

With mustard only.


If putting ketchup on a penis is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2014-06-13 11:16:06 AM  
And I thought I could only get these from Adam and Eve. Good to know.
 
2014-06-13 11:16:40 AM  
i291.photobucket.com

"Pizzle"
 
2014-06-13 11:16:51 AM  
One question: was it just one, or was it a whole bowl full?
 
2014-06-13 11:17:21 AM  
I always thought spotted dick referred to some kind of pudding.

/who knew
 
2014-06-13 11:18:01 AM  

opiumpoopy: UberDave: In other words, it wasn't first ground into hot dogs.

Can it really be true that this isn't done already, as TFA claims?


Um, no.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-13 11:18:14 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: One question: was it just one, or was it a whole bowl full?


Well a bull could probably fill up a bowl by itself
 
2014-06-13 11:18:53 AM  

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


I think UberDave already answered that question.
 
2014-06-13 11:19:37 AM  
I don't see the proble. You can sell bull testicles (camotes), so where's the problem if people want to eat beef penis, besides the fact that, well, it's beef penis?
 
2014-06-13 11:20:17 AM  

kling_klang_bed: I don't see the proble. You can sell bull testicles (camotes), so where's the problem if people want to eat beef penis, besides the fact that, well, it's beef penis?


RTFA. The problem isn't penis-related. It's the fact they these were repackaged dog chews.
 
2014-06-13 11:26:24 AM  
My wifes headline was better, even used the weeniers tag.


MT Market is one of the 4 grocery stores we frequent on a regular basis. If you know the crew working the meat counter....you could easily see how this could happen. Lets just say labeling is probably not their strong suit. But its an asian market, WTF did you expect to buy from the meat market?


That being said their pork prices are some of the best in town and very decent quality. Gotta love MT market. Just better know your cuts of meat.
 
2014-06-13 11:27:01 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?


Yes, and he's really tired of it.
 
2014-06-13 11:27:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-13 11:28:31 AM  
Pizzle normally goes into pet food or is rendered for the fats.

So make sure to save for retirement.
 
2014-06-13 11:29:57 AM  
Houston, we have a problem . . .
 
2014-06-13 11:32:16 AM  
Why is this not sold at Whole Foods Market?
 
2014-06-13 11:33:04 AM  
I'm going to win the next game of Scrabble.
 
2014-06-13 11:38:12 AM  
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
/Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby...
 
2014-06-13 11:40:20 AM  

LazyMedia: spawn73: Why exactly isn't it fit for human consumption?

They were dog chews, repackaged and sold to people. At MT, your "international supermarket," which almost certainly means they were sold as "Chinese medicine" for aphrodesiac purposes.

/You know what they call traditional herbal medicine that has been proven scientifically to be efficacious? They call it "medicine."


Ah, I mistook that sentence as to imply beef penis in general was unfit for human consumption.
 
2014-06-13 11:44:50 AM  
One of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen was a male calf suck off his dad.
 
2014-06-13 11:44:53 AM  

Betep: Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
/Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby...


Approves:

web.mit.edu

/so do I...
 
2014-06-13 11:45:59 AM  

Another Government Employee: Hard to swallow.


We are done here
 
2014-06-13 11:48:11 AM  
Haha anybody else get a pop-up ad for Kroger when they clicked on this?
 
2014-06-13 11:50:15 AM  

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-13 11:57:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 12:17:43 PM  
Spit or swallow?
 
2014-06-13 12:18:28 PM  
Don't the Chinese pay extra for this?
 
2014-06-13 12:19:14 PM  
I dunno about MT, but my local Asian supermarket has non-dried beef pizzle in the frozen meats section.

Coiled like a linguiça on its styrofoam tray, it almost looks like human food.
 
2014-06-13 12:24:10 PM  
Pizzle made into jerky is one of the best dog chews -- tough, long-lasting, high protein, low preservative -- and it's expensive, like several dollars per foot at retail.   So I'd be surprised if it was going into hot dogs, but knowing that aphrodisiac prices can drive whole species into extinction... I guess I can see the temptation to re-purpose it for human use.
 
2014-06-13 12:24:49 PM  
I shop at this place sometimes, although it's way the fark up in north austin. Pretty good selection of asian foods. Never buy the meat though. Know better. BTW: this place made  "honorable mention for most promising micro-Chinatown"  in the New York Times.
 
2014-06-13 12:36:31 PM  

Dellirium: Don't the Chinese pay extra for this?


Not surprisingly, it's an Asian supermarket that was selling the contraband penis.
 
2014-06-13 01:02:53 PM  

Betep: Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
/Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby...


That's it.  I'm leaving.
 
2014-06-13 01:14:46 PM  

Flragnararch: You know what this means right?

It means that there is a proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption.


Yes there is, they sell it at the 99 Ranch Market in Houston, TX. It's an Asian Supermarket that also has the best ramen selection in town, so I turn a blind eye to the gross shiat they sell as well.

It's also the only place I've seen
that sells durian fruit and jack fruit.
 
2014-06-13 01:21:30 PM  
Dammit. There goes dinner tonight.
 
2014-06-13 01:52:10 PM  
ii.worldmarket.com
 
2014-06-13 03:27:11 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?


Slim Jim's are minimum 23% Beef Lips. Read the ingreient list, its right there!
 
2014-06-13 03:34:45 PM  

shifter_: jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?

Slim Jim's are minimum 23% Beef Lips. Read the ingreient list, its right there!


I RETRACT THE ABOVE. My apologies........... they are WEAVERS Brand........

http://www.dutchvalleyfoods.com/products/snacks/meat-snacks/meat-stic k s/507090/weavers-beef-sticks-mild-150-ct-7-in-5lb">http://www.dutchva lleyfoods.com/products/snacks/meat-snacks/meat-stick s/507090/weavers-beef-sticks-mild-150-ct-7-in-5lb
 
2014-06-13 04:50:06 PM  
Dried pizzle is a common treat for dogs

Your dog wants  steak cock.

/I had my suspicions
 
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