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(Pro Football Mock)   Argentina offers Tony Romo $10 million to cheer for Brazil in World Cup soccer   (profootballmock.com) divider line 11
    More: Satire, Tony Romo, FIFA World Cup, World Cup, Duke Blue Devils, La Muerte, Clippers, Preakness, US dollar  
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680 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Jun 2014 at 10:32 AM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-13 09:59:08 AM  
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2014-06-13 10:37:39 AM  
Can Romo root for all of the USA's opponents?
 
2014-06-13 10:53:20 AM  
I'd settle for him rooting for Brazil.
 
2014-06-13 10:54:05 AM  
FTFA:   "Sí, we can confirm that we have offered Señor Romo a sum of 81,279,964 pesos, or ten meelyun of your U.S. dollars, to serve as the beso de la muerte, or the, how you say, 'kiss of death,' to those Brazilian cock-a-roaches,"

Stop. JUST FARKKING STOP. That's as far as I could get. So goddamned unfunny. That entire website is smash-your-own-monitor-for-clicking-their-links bad.
 
2014-06-13 11:03:15 AM  

WinoRhino: FTFA:   "Sí, we can confirm that we have offered Señor Romo a sum of 81,279,964 pesos, or ten meelyun of your U.S. dollars, to serve as the beso de la muerte, or the, how you say, 'kiss of death,' to those Brazilian cock-a-roaches,"

Stop. JUST FARKKING STOP. That's as far as I could get. So goddamned unfunny. That entire website is smash-your-own-monitor-for-clicking-their-links bad.


As may be, it gives us a lot of opportunities to make fun of the Cowboys and Tony Romo. That makes it all worthwhile.
 
2014-06-13 11:08:08 AM  
Finally.. a football thread.
 
2014-06-13 12:02:29 PM  
The problem is you can't reverse psychology something like this to happen.  The 'jinx' knows you're trying to get it to happen and therefore, won't happen.


/study it out
 
2014-06-13 12:32:08 PM  
Pro Football Mock, with sweat and dead man's balls.

Would have thought those dudes had graduated junior high and got girlfriends by now, but apparently they are keeping at it.
 
2014-06-13 01:16:04 PM  
Argentina?! *hocks lugie and spits*
 
2014-06-13 01:24:29 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2014-06-13 02:14:02 PM  
There appears to be a lot of butthurt about writing in this thread.

BalugaJoe: I don't get it.


Tony Romo tends to show up at games and the teams he's rooting for/playing for lose.
 
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