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(Daily Mail)   In today's episode of "When did you get so farking old?": Madonna's daughter is graduating from high school next month   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 111
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2014-06-13 12:28:37 PM
Madonna is 53/54 years old and looks 60 she's the one who got old not me.  I actually thought her kid graduated a couple of years ago.
 
2014-06-13 03:57:45 PM
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2014-06-13 04:33:53 PM
Madonna is a very young looking 55
 
2014-06-13 04:36:04 PM
Something that makes me feel old:

One of my high school classmates got knocked up at the end of senior year. That baby is now a freshman in high school.
 
2014-06-13 04:36:28 PM
I want the True Blue version of Madonna back. She was smoking hot.
 
2014-06-13 04:36:38 PM
Old?  My oldest graduates in 2 years.  I'll be 39.  That's not old.  That's barely getting broken in
 
2014-06-13 04:36:43 PM
Is she still hideous?
 
2014-06-13 04:36:43 PM
Poor kid....she looks her mom.
 
2014-06-13 04:37:32 PM

cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old


High school kids are having 90s themed parties
 
2014-06-13 04:38:37 PM
I'm surprised Madonna's kid isn't middle aged yet.
 
2014-06-13 04:38:39 PM
She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.

wittybizgal.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-13 04:39:43 PM

Mark Ratner: She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.

[wittybizgal.files.wordpress.com image 400x535]


What is this I don't even
 
2014-06-13 04:40:38 PM
Next month?!  JUNE is late for a school year to run, especially for seniors (we were out the first week of May).  What high school runs CLEAR INTO JULY?!??!
 
2014-06-13 04:41:28 PM

Mark Ratner: She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.


My god--what is up with her arms?! And da fun is wrong with her hand???!!!
 
2014-06-13 04:41:31 PM

Mark Ratner: She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.

[wittybizgal.files.wordpress.com image 400x535]


Just think of how safe shooting the heroin is for her.  You can't miss!
 
2014-06-13 04:41:33 PM

Mark Ratner: She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.

[wittybizgal.files.wordpress.com image 400x535]


It's like someone glued Madonna's head to Iggy Pop's body.
 
2014-06-13 04:41:41 PM
Have you seen Frances Bean Cobain lately?
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She's legal US drinking age now... that makes me feel old... the 2020's are going to be like "The 90's: The next generation"
 
2014-06-13 04:42:51 PM

skinink: I want the True Blue version of Madonna back. She was smoking hot.


Yeah. The Material Girl was pretty hot back in the day.

allaboutmadonna.com
 
2014-06-13 04:43:04 PM

LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties


TIL that people on Reddit have a poor understanding of the 90s.
 
2014-06-13 04:43:58 PM

MemeSlave: Is she still hideous?


Looks like she got some much-needed electrolyses but she still has her mother's wrap-around eyebrows.
 
2014-06-13 04:44:54 PM
The 68 year old woman getting it on in the retirement community last week looks younger than Madonna. Two or three more years and she will play the crypt keeper on a movie (studio won't have to hire a makeup artist).
 
2014-06-13 04:45:01 PM
I'm 34 and saw a HS friend's daughter graduate last week. A happy little girl, who so recently in memory I gave a giant Picachu for her 6th birthday.
 
2014-06-13 04:45:17 PM
News Flash: There are people younger than you.
 
2014-06-13 04:45:35 PM
I would have thought her grandchildren were in high school by now.
 
2014-06-13 04:46:55 PM

SundaesChild: Mark Ratner: She doesn't look good for her age. It's like skeletor and the tales from the crypt guy spawned her.

She has sharp arms.

[wittybizgal.files.wordpress.com image 400x535]

It's like someone glued Madonna's head to Iggy Pop's body.


Winner winner chicken dinner. You nailed it. If you didn't already have TF, I'd buy you a month for that spot on correlation.
 
2014-06-13 04:47:04 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: skinink: I want the True Blue version of Madonna back. She was smoking hot.

Yeah. The Material Girl was pretty hot back in the day.

[allaboutmadonna.com image 850x663]


I'm at work, so I can't go looking for it, but I very distinctly remember fapping to Madonna's video for "Vogue" back in the day as a young teen when they showed her in the see through shirt. Girl had some nice titties.
 
2014-06-13 04:47:36 PM

grumpfuff: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

TIL that people on Reddit have a poor understanding of the 90s.


Seriously. If it was a true 90s party nobody would show up because apathy.

/Blue or Oxblood Doc Martens and a unbuttoned flannel over a concert t-shirt with ripped jeans.
 
2014-06-13 04:48:18 PM
is it the half-breed with the unibrow?
 
2014-06-13 04:48:40 PM
So... That whole article was intended to put up candid shots of bad outfits on a teenage girl?

You know, the phrase "waste of internet space" shouldn't have meaning but I think it does.

/What's the bigger waste, the crappy article or the forum post complaining about the crappy article?
 
2014-06-13 04:48:55 PM
I went with a friend of mine to one of her bands shows. Her bassist was driving and he put a mixed tape into the cassette deck of his '94 Corolla or whatever the hell it was.

I felt like it 1996 again. It was weird.
 
2014-06-13 04:50:05 PM
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2014-06-13 04:53:51 PM

LewDux: [img.fark.net image 500x375]
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That unfortunate guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimple
 
2014-06-13 04:54:50 PM

TinyFist: I went with a friend of mine to one of her bands shows. Her bassist was driving and he put a mixed tape into the cassette deck of his '94 Corolla or whatever the hell it was.

I felt like it 1996 again. It was weird.


That would be a flashback for sure. My friend had a corolla and every time i rode with him I would say 

Corollin' in my 5.0
 
2014-06-13 04:55:47 PM

LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties


What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.
 
2014-06-13 04:57:07 PM

Muta: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.


So what you're saying is that we've culturally stagnated since the 90s?
 
2014-06-13 04:58:38 PM

LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties


Hawaiian shirts were a 90s thing? When I think 90s I think grunge look.
 
2014-06-13 04:58:53 PM

cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old:

One of my high school classmates got knocked up at the end of senior year. That baby is now a freshman in high school.


Is the mom still hot? How 'bout the kid?
 
2014-06-13 05:00:49 PM
Well, at least she won't have to worry about money...
 
2014-06-13 05:00:59 PM

busy chillin': grumpfuff: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

TIL that people on Reddit have a poor understanding of the 90s.

Seriously. If it was a true 90s party nobody would show up because apathy.

/Blue or Oxblood Doc Martens and a unbuttoned flannel over a concert t-shirt with ripped jeans.


The OP in that thread was in Sweden. Maybe that was what the 90s were like over there?
 
2014-06-13 05:02:49 PM
Didn't she have nude picts in Playboy in 1985? If I remember she was very hairy.

I am sure Google will take me back to my youth.
 
2014-06-13 05:03:06 PM

Igor Jakovsky: busy chillin': grumpfuff: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

TIL that people on Reddit have a poor understanding of the 90s.

Seriously. If it was a true 90s party nobody would show up because apathy.

/Blue or Oxblood Doc Martens and a unbuttoned flannel over a concert t-shirt with ripped jeans.

The OP in that thread was in Sweden. Maybe that was what the 90s were like over there?


I saw that. that was just my .02 cents from my perspective.
 
2014-06-13 05:03:11 PM

Muta: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.


You must not have been around for the 90s or not paid attention.

Acid washed jeans
Overalls with one or both straps down
Doc Martens
Flannel shirts
Zubaz pants
Pump up shoes
Cross Colors clothes


Those are just off the top of my head.
 
2014-06-13 05:04:16 PM

Muta: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.


You say that but go and watch some early 90s TV like Law and Order, Seinfeld or even Friends.  The fashion is pretty bad.

The best I can say is that nothing fit right.
 
2014-06-13 05:04:50 PM

Muta: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.


A 90's theme would be no cell phones
 
2014-06-13 05:06:16 PM

Prof. Frink: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old:

One of my high school classmates got knocked up at the end of senior year. That baby is now a freshman in high school.

Is the mom still hot? How 'bout the kid?


The mom still looked great last time I saw her a few years ago. I can't remember what the kid looks like.

The mom had a bad reputation in high school. Sex, drugs, booze and all that. It was not surprising that she got knocked up. What is surprising is how it turned her life around. She rose to the challenge, got a job as a hair-dresser, then went to school at night and became a real estate agent. Eventually, she married a preacher's son, of all people. I really admire how she changed her life.

Interesting note: she, herself, was the product of a teen pregnancy.
 
2014-06-13 05:14:06 PM
So, Lourdes is no longer Borderline? Wax her and have her sent to my Isla Bonita.
 
2014-06-13 05:15:39 PM
If it weren't for the saw tooth eyebrows, you couldn't even tell they were related.

I never thought Madonna was that attractive myself. I was more into the likes of Paulina Porizkova. Don't ruin it for me by posting a pic, either. I just had a reality check with Kelly LeBrock yesterday and I don't think I could handle the shock two days in a row.
 
2014-06-13 05:15:48 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Muta: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

What's "90's"?  At least if they were ';80's' parties you have guys wearing three pastel shirts and girls with big hair and a big ass comb in her back pocket.  I can't think anything distinctly '90's' that isn't out of place today.

A 90's theme would be no cell phones


yeah ,replace those cell phones with Beepers and decent music, lol.

/going to a 90s themed sing-a-long tonight at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin
//I'm only 34 so no "get off my lawn" sayin...yet
 
2014-06-13 05:16:01 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: So, Lourdes is no longer Borderline? Wax her and have her sent to my Isla Bonita.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYxFmOOeNs&feature=kp

Prepare to be hypnotized
 
2014-06-13 05:16:50 PM

busy chillin': grumpfuff: LandOfChocolate: cgraves67: Something that makes me feel old

High school kids are having 90s themed parties

TIL that people on Reddit have a poor understanding of the 90s.

Seriously. If it was a true 90s party nobody would show up because apathy.


Guess how I know you didn't grow up in the '90s?
 
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