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2014-06-13 08:37:07 AM  
So I'm not a starfarker and think autographs are ....well, stupid. But what's the deal with this picture. Do people just sit there with a box of pictures of stars and just hope that they come through LAX to sign the pics?

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2014-06-13 08:54:44 AM  
They're not starfarkers - they're profiteers. They follow the social media to see where the people will turn up, then try to get a bunch of autographs to sell them on eBay.

I witnessed this too many times to count when anyone even remotely famous would make a promotion visit to the radio station where my wife worked. You will never meet a bunch of more useless, greedy assholes.
 
2014-06-13 09:04:29 AM  
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Matt Damon? Matt Damon. Matt Damon!
 
2014-06-13 09:47:27 AM  
So 'Movie Star Signs Autographs' is now a newsworthy event?

Also, Emmy who?
 
2014-06-13 09:47:41 AM  
Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?
 
2014-06-13 09:51:33 AM  

CarnySaur: Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?


I just checked her IMDB page and the only thing I've seen her in was Songcatcher, and I don't remember her.
 
2014-06-13 10:00:01 AM  

CarnySaur: Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?


I would give love to Emmy Rossum.  Lots of it.

Californication.  Watch it.  DVR it.  Re-watch it.  That is all.
 
2014-06-13 10:03:35 AM  
He was good as Edgar Pudwacker in Glory Daze
 
2014-06-13 10:04:08 AM  

Crewmannumber6: CarnySaur: Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?

I just checked her IMDB page and the only thing I've seen her in was Songcatcher, and I don't remember her.


Hey she was in that blockbuster masterpiece, Dragonball: Evolution!
 
2014-06-13 10:06:16 AM  
Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?
 
2014-06-13 10:08:31 AM  

stuhayes2010: Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?


I used to work in a place where I met famous people pretty much daily. I tried to show respect for them by not acting like an idiot when they were around and I know that they appreciated it.

I have exactly 0 autographs in my collection.
 
2014-06-13 10:11:25 AM  

SpdrJay: stuhayes2010: Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?

I used to work in a place where I met famous people pretty much daily. I tried to show respect for them by not acting like an idiot when they were around and I know that they appreciated it.

I have exactly 0 autographs in my collection.


The only famous person I ever met was Rooney Mara, in a bar in NYC. I was pretty drunk; I just said, "I like your movies." She smiled and said thanks and I walked off and that was it. Later on I realized I probably came off as creepy. Oh well.

/csb
 
2014-06-13 10:37:18 AM  

Cubs300: Californication. Watch it. DVR it. Re-watch it.


do you want me to get carpal tunnel?
 
2014-06-13 10:39:57 AM  
Why is Adam Sandler hounding for autographs too?

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2014-06-13 10:41:39 AM  

stpauler: So I'm not a starfarker and think autographs are ....well, stupid. But what's the deal with this picture. Do people just sit there with a box of pictures of stars and just hope that they come through LAX to sign the pics?

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Of course.... there is no way this was a staged publicity event, prepared by some PR hack.

I **might** recognize Matt Damon, but Emily Rossum? There are maybe 4 or 5 clearly recognizable actresses. Actors might have a larger pool of recognizable, unique faces.
 
2014-06-13 10:41:53 AM  

Cubs300: CarnySaur: Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?

I would give love to Emmy Rossum.  Lots of it.

Californication.  Watch it.  DVR it.  Re-watch it.  That is all.



Did you mean Shameless?
 
2014-06-13 10:48:17 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: SpdrJay: stuhayes2010: Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?

I used to work in a place where I met famous people pretty much daily. I tried to show respect for them by not acting like an idiot when they were around and I know that they appreciated it.

I have exactly 0 autographs in my collection.

The only famous person I ever met was Rooney Mara, in a bar in NYC. I was pretty drunk; I just said, "I like your movies." She smiled and said thanks and I walked off and that was it. Later on I realized I probably came off as creepy.


Why, were you slurping drool back into your mouth between each word?

Sounds like you acted fine to me.


/I get that a lot myself, people mistake me for a young Pierce Brosnan.
//Most of them are very well behaved and respectful.
///I always wonder, "do they think he never grew any older?"
 
2014-06-13 10:50:46 AM  

bill4935: The Goddamn Batman: SpdrJay: stuhayes2010: Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?

I used to work in a place where I met famous people pretty much daily. I tried to show respect for them by not acting like an idiot when they were around and I know that they appreciated it.

I have exactly 0 autographs in my collection.

The only famous person I ever met was Rooney Mara, in a bar in NYC. I was pretty drunk; I just said, "I like your movies." She smiled and said thanks and I walked off and that was it. Later on I realized I probably came off as creepy.

Why, were you slurping drool back into your mouth between each word?

Sounds like you acted fine to me.


/I get that a lot myself, people mistake me for a young Pierce Brosnan.
//Most of them are very well behaved and respectful.
///I always wonder, "do they think he never grew any older?"


I think it was one of those things, when you sober up in the morning and think that everything you did the night before was a disaster.
 
2014-06-13 10:52:23 AM  

Crewmannumber6: So 'Movie Star Signs Autographs' is now a newsworthy event?


When a Kardashian fart creates a tidal wave of interest in the 'entertainment' industry, ANYTHING is a notable occasion.
 
2014-06-13 10:53:10 AM  
Emmy Rossum is the best. She can sing, she can act and she gets naked.

Her singing for a sandwich on the Conan show is always funny.
 
2014-06-13 10:57:38 AM  
Emmy is fantastic and if I'd never heard of her my daughter would have been named something else.
 
2014-06-13 11:21:13 AM  
I'm embarrassed to be lumped in with "non-celebrities" if this is how people act around them. Also having a little glimpse at what its like to be a celeb like that in public lets you know what they mean by saying it's a nightmare.

I used to play in a punk band once, we were fairly popular in the area, to the point that people recognized us in public, knew the words to our songs etc. I admit, even then, it was nice, but did get old after while...people constantly bothering you and asking the same shiat over and over. I imagine its farking completely off the rails to not even be able to walk down the street.

/yes, the band fell appart.
//yes, there was alcohol involved.
///yes, it was a tremendous amount.
 
2014-06-13 11:28:53 AM  
Don't scare me, subby. I thought Matt Damon was confirmed tone Lion-o in a movie adaptation of Thunercats.

Matt Damon.
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!!!
MATT DAMON... HO!

/Ben Affleck plays Tigra.
 
2014-06-13 11:41:32 AM  
Do these people carry around boxes of celebrity pictures, hoping they will run into one?
 
2014-06-13 11:45:22 AM  

EricBobo: Don't scare me, subby. I thought Matt Damon was confirmed tone Lion-o in a movie adaptation of Thunercats.

Matt Damon.
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!!!
MATT DAMON... HO!

/Ben Affleck plays Tigra.


Weird casting, I would think Ben's wife would be a better choice.

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2014-06-13 11:51:57 AM  
I just did a quick look on ebay and it seems like signed Matt Damon photos go for like $10-40. So I have to wonder, do these people value their time at all? You had to somehow track down a celebrity's schedule, wait for who knows how long in an airport, chase after them and weasel your way through a crowd, and then if you're lucky you might leave with something you could sell for $30.
 
2014-06-13 11:59:52 AM  
I've seen these photo/autograph hounds at LAX and its both amazingly sad and funny. I know it s afree country but those clowns shouldn't be allowed in the terminal.
 
2014-06-13 12:52:03 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: They're not starfarkers - they're profiteers. They follow the social media to see where the people will turn up, then try to get a bunch of autographs to sell them on eBay.

I witnessed this too many times to count when anyone even remotely famous would make a promotion visit to the radio station where my wife worked. You will never meet a bunch of more useless, greedy assholes.


I take it you've never met a member of Congress.
 
2014-06-13 01:37:00 PM  

Geoff Peterson: I'm embarrassed to be lumped in with "non-celebrities" if this is how people act around them. Also having a little glimpse at what its like to be a celeb like that in public lets you know what they mean by saying it's a nightmare.

I used to play in a punk band once, we were fairly popular in the area, to the point that people recognized us in public, knew the words to our songs etc. I admit, even then, it was nice, but did get old after while...people constantly bothering you and asking the same shiat over and over. I imagine its farking completely off the rails to not even be able to walk down the street.

/yes, the band fell appart.
//yes, there was alcohol involved.
///yes, it was a tremendous amount.


I do feel for them when people say "that's what you get for being an attention whore." It's great to feel special and everyone know you. Not so great when weirdos do crazy things around you*

*all bets are off when you are famous for degrading yourself
 
2014-06-13 02:00:16 PM  
There's a way to do things and a way not to.

CSB:

Picking my friend up at LAX when he decided to make the move...

Friend:  "God, I already hate this f*cking place."

Me:  "Relax, it's great.  I'm taking you to the cheesy Jetsons airport bar for some gin, then we're gonna eat Mexican food you couldn't imagine.  And look!  Even Rae Dawn Chong welcomes you!"

Rae Dawn Chong (inexplicably standing there looking perplexed): "Hi!"

Friend:  "The f*ck!?"

Me: "See, everything's gonna be alright."

/CSB
 
2014-06-13 02:09:02 PM  
has anyone pointed out that he looks remarkably similar in appearance the the Packers backup QB yet?
 
2014-06-13 02:44:27 PM  

Cubs300: CarnySaur: Hey subby, no love for Emmy Rossum?

I would give love to Emmy Rossum.  Lots of it.

Californication.  Watch it.  DVR it.  Re-watch it.  That is all.


Unfortunately Emmy Rossum wasn't in Californication, you're thinking of the kid from the Nanny.
 
2014-06-13 03:26:50 PM  
I thought it was going to be an article about people confusing him with Mark Wahlberg.

On Graham Norton he talked about how he and Mark will never correct a fan who mixes them up.
 
2014-06-13 03:38:28 PM  

SpdrJay: stuhayes2010: Could someone explain autographs to me?  Why would I wait in line or pay for Stand Lee's autograph?  It proves I've seen him in person for 3 seconds?

I used to work in a place where I met famous people pretty much daily. I tried to show respect for them by not acting like an idiot when they were around and I know that they appreciated it.

I have exactly 0 autographs in my collection.


This.
 
2014-06-13 03:45:49 PM  
Emmy Rossum is very cute. Anyone know who she is bonking at the moment?

/I know, I know, it's not me...
 
2014-06-14 01:49:23 AM  
I never thought much of Matt Damon before... Until his appearance on House of Lies.  Now I think he's awesome.

/just thought I'd get that out of the way
//carry on
 
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