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2014-06-12 08:57:01 PM
Fart is a slur now?
 
2014-06-12 11:37:14 PM
so did you hear the joke about when Maya Angelou called Tracey Morgan a bundle of sticks?
 
2014-06-13 12:34:13 AM
Just got back from seeing it.

farking hilarious.
Better than 21.
Seriously.
 
2014-06-13 05:09:14 AM
This is almost as bad as when they refused to change the title of the second Lord of the Rings movie.
 
2014-06-13 05:27:41 AM
Yeah, but the stunt that Paul Walker pulled for the opening of last Hunger Games movie was really over the top.
 
2014-06-13 05:27:56 AM
22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.
 
2014-06-13 05:40:34 AM

Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.


Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.
 
2014-06-13 05:58:21 AM
I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself
 
2014-06-13 06:15:46 AM

powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself


I'm glad that you're in the minority so that this one could get made. I expected 21 to be terrible, but ended being completely surprised. I've probably seen six or seven times now (mostly to other friends who didn't want to give it a shot), and I can't wait for the sequel.

/One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the two - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. F*ck you, Science!
 
2014-06-13 06:34:42 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself

I'm glad that you're in the minority so that this one could get made. I expected 21 to be terrible, but ended being completely surprised. I've probably seen six or seven times now (mostly to other friends who didn't want to give it a shot), and I can't wait for the sequel.

/One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the two - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. F*ck you, Science!


F*ck you, Miles Davis.
 
2014-06-13 06:49:10 AM

Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.


being cynical is so easy isn't it?
 
2014-06-13 07:03:18 AM
That movie looks really stupid
 
2014-06-13 07:16:13 AM

TheJoe03: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.


The Decline of Western Civilization, Part III
 
2014-06-13 07:20:59 AM

TheJoe03: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.


Oh, reviews!
So basically you like a movie because someone told you to, not because you actually do?
Interesting.  Your life must be so simple.

/stupid movies are stupid.
 
KoC
2014-06-13 07:34:35 AM
*stoplikingthingsidontlike.jpg*
 
2014-06-13 07:35:44 AM

UNC_Samurai: The Decline of Western Civilization, Part III


The Hip Hop years?
 
2014-06-13 07:36:19 AM

ds615: TheJoe03: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.

Oh, reviews!
So basically you like a movie because someone told you to, not because you actually do?
Interesting.  Your life must be so simple.

/stupid movies are stupid.


I liked it because it waaaa funny ya humorless coont.
 
2014-06-13 07:37:49 AM
Waaaa I guess is the new slang for was.
 
2014-06-13 07:38:56 AM

UNC_Samurai: he Decline of Western Civilization, Part III


Thoroughly O.T.:

However, I think you mean Part IV.

/You're forgiven for not knowing.

It bypassed theaters and was only available on (now long out of print) VHS available through this website.. The DVD versions of all three have been promised for so long that Zombie Darby Crash will apparently record a new tune that will reach no. 1 on the hot 100 prior to them materializing.
/all links sfw.

/Haven't seen 21. Doubt I'll see 22. But odder things have happened.

Just not a fan of the stars or the property. You are? Go on with your bad selves. I doubt they'll miss my money.
 
2014-06-13 07:39:48 AM
Meh.

/I'll wait for it on Netflix
 
2014-06-13 08:03:14 AM

ds615: TheJoe03: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.

Oh, reviews!
So basically you like a movie because someone told you to, not because you actually do?
Interesting.  Your life must be so simple.

/stupid movies are stupid.


So basically you dislike a movie because someone told you to like it, not because you actually do?
Interesting.  Your life must be so simple.

/mindless nonconformism is every bit as stupid as mindless conformism
 
2014-06-13 08:07:28 AM

powhound: Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.


Look, I'm not going to get into this whole "one word determines the quality of a film" thing, but it must be pointed out that IMDB contributors get into a lot of trouble once they run out of fingers and toes.
 
2014-06-13 08:28:13 AM

stoicjohn: Fart is a slur now?


Foot?
Flat?
Frat?
 
2014-06-13 08:32:32 AM
I don't even know why I watched the first one, because I had no interest in the concept, the old TV show or Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, but it might have been the funniest movie of the year.  It hit a totally unique note, and was shockingly well done for what it was.  It seems it's suddenly popular to hate on it, but it was really, really good and had nearly as many quotable lines as Anchorman.

/ fark You, Science
 
2014-06-13 08:49:09 AM

Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.


One of the actual jokes on the movie is, "no one gave a shiat about the Jump Street reboot, but you got lucky".

The movie was hilarious, but I can always use more Rob Riggle. I wish someone would give him his own movie.
 
2014-06-13 09:08:15 AM

UNC_Samurai: TheJoe03: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

Except the first one was well received and the new one is getting good reviews and is looking to be a big hit.

The Decline of Western Civilization, Part III


What, that you don't understand what entertainment is?
 
2014-06-13 09:21:59 AM
Not enough. I can't count the thousands of movies out there that have zero consideration for the passage of time, and the now dead people referenced in those movies. Every one of those references must be removed for respect for the dead and to keep our puritan ears... ummm... pure!

"Thank you, person, thank you "
"It's not person, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr."
 
2014-06-13 09:29:18 AM

SkylineRecords: Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.

One of the actual jokes on the movie is, "no one gave a shiat about the Jump Street reboot, but you got lucky".

The movie was hilarious, but I can always use more Rob Riggle. I wish someone would give him his own movie.



"I'm late."
 
2014-06-13 09:37:37 AM

powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself


I bet you hated The Wolf of Wallstreet
 
2014-06-13 10:02:44 AM

mariner314: powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself

I bet you hated The Wolf of Wallstreet


A better example of where he's wrong is The Big Lebowski.

I liked 21 Jump Street enough to rent this in a few months.
 
2014-06-13 10:32:38 AM
No hate for the Chris Brown/Rhianna power couple joke?

Well, it's Fark, I guess I can't expect anyone to hate on domestic violence.-
 
2014-06-13 11:11:15 AM
You went with "joke-dense"? No. Just "dense."
 
2014-06-13 11:25:53 AM
Now that I know there is stuff that will offend people in this movie, I will pay to see it.

/hate this politically correct generation.
 
2014-06-13 11:54:26 AM
Today in Looking For Stuff To Whine About.
 
2014-06-13 12:21:34 PM

mariner314: powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself

I bet you hated The Wolf of Wallstreet


And Pulp Fiction
 
2014-06-13 12:37:09 PM
Allen Gregory was awful.
 
2014-06-13 12:44:21 PM
I expected the first one to be awful.  It wasn't.  This is the same thing.  A red-boxer.
 
2014-06-13 12:56:59 PM

movieman_1979: mariner314: powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself

I bet you hated The Wolf of Wallstreet

And Pulp Fiction


And reservoir dogs
 
2014-06-13 01:01:35 PM

mariner314: movieman_1979: mariner314: powhound: I thought the first one was utter crap. It's just not good humor. Any movie where literally half the script is f*** (even IMBD contributors lost count) just isn't going to be a good movie.

/I can swear like a sailor
//Hell, I was a sailor
///Just prefer movies where the script supports itself

I bet you hated The Wolf of Wallstreet

And Pulp Fiction

And reservoir dogs


And Good Will Hunting
 
2014-06-13 01:18:03 PM
Didn't see the first one and have Zero interest in the sequel
 
2014-06-13 01:18:17 PM
I'm sure this movie seemed like a good idea to somebody at the time.
 
2014-06-13 01:39:54 PM

HeartBurnKid: /mindless nonconformism is every bit as more stupid as mindless conformism


At least there's safety in conformity.
 
2014-06-13 02:11:40 PM

Hey_shut_up: 22 Jump Street, the sequel nobody cared about much less demanded.


Kinda thinking the same thing...

21 Jump Street was far funnier than I ever expected it to be, but I don't see them catching lightning in a bottle twice... Kinda like The Hangover series... The first one was great, the second one is tolerable, but right on the edge of totally sucking, and the third one falls right off of that edge. Some movies really do perfectly on their own, and a sequel just ruins the whole mess...
 
2014-06-13 04:07:55 PM
It would be ironic if poorly timed coincidences like this doomed this movie and not people wising up and realizing that this movie and everyone in it is completely, irredeemably, horrible.
 
2014-06-13 04:13:38 PM

Vidwiz: Didn't see the first one and have Zero interest in the sequel


Then why are you in this thread?
 
2014-06-13 09:27:46 PM

mjbok: Vidwiz: Didn't see the first one and have Zero interest in the sequel

Then why are you in this thread?


To keep us all informed.
 
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