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(The Citizen)   Always drive in the right lane except to pass. The left lane is for gunfights   (thecitizen.com) divider line 7
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2014-06-13 12:14:24 AM  
9 votes:
The right lane is for driving, except passing. There are no gunfights in the right lane.

The left lane is for driving, except passing. There are no gunfights in the left lane.

The left lane is for gunfights only. There are no gunfights in the right lane.

No, the right lane is for gunfights. There is no passing in the left lane.

The right lane has always been for gunfights. There's never gunfights in the left lane.

Don't tell me which lane is for passing and which lane is for gunfights!

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your gunfight shiat again, There's just no gunfights in the right lane.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to shoot at a Toyota Camry .

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, from a gold Jaguar, Sheriff Barry Babb says there's no danger involved.
2014-06-12 10:39:04 PM  
6 votes:
Listen Betty, don't start up with your left lane sh*t again.
2014-06-12 10:30:25 PM  
2 votes:
Should have been following the flowchart:

www.majhost.com

Though I didn't think of putting an option in here for "is the other driver firing a gun?"... maybe next time.
2014-06-13 12:54:31 AM  
1 votes:
Dear, yippie ki yay, dipsh*t, asshat tough guys.

We're all moved in now.  We have electricity and plumbing and individually wrapped cheese.

We don't need any dope kingpins, dime store gangstahs, redneck buffoons, sh*tbag thugs or other ne'er do wells playing GTA on the highways.  They are full of people with jobs, lives, things to do and families and people who would miss them and as such, shouldn't have to put up with your wannabe cowboy shenanigans.  You have most of the world's accumulated knowledge at your fingertips, TeeVee shows, radio, several hobbies, food is laying around practically free and if you take your head out of your ass, maybe you'll meet a nice gal to hang out with before you accidentally install a zipper in her chest with your badass semi-automatic dick extension.

Stop sh*tting where other people eat.  Thanks.
2014-06-13 12:25:56 AM  
1 votes:

Tourney3p0: timujin: Should have been following the flowchart:

[www.majhost.com image 489x323]

Quit it.  You're going to confuse the Americans.


Prolly not as much as the Brits.
2014-06-13 12:13:09 AM  
1 votes:

JosephFinn: Oh god, here come the people claiming being in the left lane gives them carte blanche to speed.


Look, if you're in the left lane and not going at least 40 miles an hour over the speed limit, it's your own fault if you get run over.
2014-06-12 11:52:27 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: Should have been following the flowchart:

[www.majhost.com image 489x323]


Quit it.  You're going to confuse the Americans.
 
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