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(Bleacher Report)   Michael Jordan is now worth an estimated *pinkie to corner of mouth* ONE BIILLLIIIONNN DOLLARS   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2014-06-12 08:39:37 PM  
Probably still a shiatty tipper
 
2014-06-12 10:43:45 PM  
Must be the Space Jam residuals.
 
2014-06-12 10:45:58 PM  
Ehlo falls to the floor crying once again.
 
2014-06-12 10:54:27 PM  
Wow! He must have done a great job with the Bobcats.
 
2014-06-12 10:58:27 PM  
Imagine how much he'd have if he didn't gamble on everything.
 
2014-06-12 11:01:00 PM  
Buying a larger stake in the Hornets wouldn't increase his net worth unless he paid less than what the shares are worth of if the team increased in value after he purchased the additional shares.
 
2014-06-12 11:05:52 PM  
Still dominating.

Hey Lebron, how  you doing tonight?
 
2014-06-12 11:19:29 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Imagine how much he'd have if he didn't gamble on everything.


Wanna bet? A lot of pro athletes have the same mindset as lottery winners. Jordan was just the icon for a long time in basketball and Nike was smart enough to turn him into a massive brand.
 
2014-06-12 11:48:48 PM  
MJ, if you're listening...

It's a real bad world for billionaire athletes at the moment. As of now, 100% of billionaire athletes go into a coma while skiing in France on holiday. Save yourself the trouble and just buy ever American adult (that drinks) three bottles of MM 1.75. You'll be called anything you want and will still be far ahead.
 
2014-06-13 12:35:38 AM  
I like how he looks at everyone in his commercials like they're a dick.  It makes me want to buy that product.
 
2014-06-13 12:44:47 AM  

joepainter: Buying a larger stake in the Hornets wouldn't increase his net worth unless he paid less than what the shares are worth of if the team increased in value after he purchased the additional shares.


..or it could be that valuation of stakes in NBA franchises have gone up across the board because of the Clippers thing
 
2014-06-13 12:55:53 AM  

ArkAngel: Probably still a shiatty tipper


Probably. But I'll bet he pays his golf bets off to the penny these days.
 
2014-06-13 01:47:08 AM  
One billion and he still has bacon collars.
 
2014-06-13 01:49:51 AM  
Seriously just now he is a billionaire? The Cologne didn't do it all by itself?
 
2014-06-13 01:51:17 AM  

nkosika: Seriously just now he is a billionaire? The Cologne didn't do it all by itself?


You forget the bundle of money he gave Juanita.
 
2014-06-13 02:04:07 AM  
What a farking milkdud. That guy really sucks.


/sorry for being racist, he's just such a big piece if shiat though
 
2014-06-13 06:22:01 AM  

The Bestest: joepainter: Buying a larger stake in the Hornets wouldn't increase his net worth unless he paid less than what the shares are worth of if the team increased in value after he purchased the additional shares.

..or it could be that valuation of stakes in NBA franchises have gone up across the board because of the Clippers thing


Well, that's not what the artical said but BR isn't known for their journalism.
 
2014-06-13 07:10:15 AM  
if only he'd have given some of that money to the gangsters that killed his dad over gambling.  but oh well.  at least his tshirt is comfy.
 
2014-06-13 07:45:09 AM  
And not even a billion dollars will make you be able to pull off that mustache look, Black Hitler Jordan.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:15 AM  
MJ is one of the biggest assholes in sports. He was pretty much greatest basketball player of all time, but a gigantic asshole.
 
2014-06-13 09:59:58 AM  

R.A.Danny: Ehlo falls to the floor crying once again.


..... right on top of Bryon Russell.
 
2014-06-13 10:09:06 AM  
Can you imagine how much money this guy has lost to his gambling habit? I wouldn't be surprised to see it over 100 million.
 
2014-06-13 10:25:03 AM  

machoprogrammer: MJ is one of the biggest assholes in sports. He was pretty much greatest basketball player of all time, but a gigantic asshole.


Anybody that gets to the top of their profession, whether it be sports, medicine, entertainment, whatever....is a gigantic asshole.  It's required to succeed that spectacularly.
 
2014-06-13 10:27:57 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Can you imagine how much money this guy has lost to his gambling habit? I wouldn't be surprised to see it over 100 million.


I'd be surprised if I saw it, given how much work he put in to hiding it. Say, who wants to watch a Barons game?
 
2014-06-13 10:53:03 AM  

chevydeuce: machoprogrammer: MJ is one of the biggest assholes in sports. He was pretty much greatest basketball player of all time, but a gigantic asshole.

Anybody that gets to the top of their profession, whether it be sports, medicine, entertainment, whatever....is a gigantic asshole.  It's required to succeed that spectacularly.


Not true.

/everybody is an asshole
 
2014-06-13 10:55:11 AM  

madgonad: chevydeuce: machoprogrammer: MJ is one of the biggest assholes in sports. He was pretty much greatest basketball player of all time, but a gigantic asshole.

Anybody that gets to the top of their profession, whether it be sports, medicine, entertainment, whatever....is a gigantic asshole.  It's required to succeed that spectacularly.

Not true.

/everybody is an asshole


Touche'
 
2014-06-13 05:03:04 PM  
Now the REAL question is:  LeBron can buy a team and join the billionaire's club quicker than he did?

/Runs away
/Far, Far, Away
 
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