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4393 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jun 2014 at 7:10 PM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-12 05:12:27 PM  
The Force is not strong with him.
 
2014-06-12 05:27:25 PM  
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
 
2014-06-12 05:30:23 PM  

gopher321: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.


Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
 
2014-06-12 05:34:33 PM  

haemaker: gopher321: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


*adds haemaker to ignore list* Boring conversation anyway.
j/k
 
2014-06-12 05:54:24 PM  
On one hand, I hope he's not too badly hurt and recovers soon.

On the other hand, Harrison Ford being just able to hobble onto set despite medical unfitness gave us one of the best fight scenes in Hollywood history.

Maybe we can bring that same magic to Star Wars and somehow use Ford's real injury to make more movie magic.

yeartwo.cinema52.com
 
2014-06-12 05:58:06 PM  

gopher321: haemaker: gopher321: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

*adds haemaker to ignore list* Boring conversation anyway.
j/k


GOPHER, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY!

/i'll bring the guac.
 
2014-06-12 06:08:54 PM  
Sorry, but Ford is too damn old.

Has anyone seen him getting interviewed lately? The man can barely form two coherent sentences together. Did you even see Ender's Game?

AND they want him to reprise the role of Deckard? Pu-lease.
 
2014-06-12 06:18:04 PM  

doglover: On one hand, I hope he's not too badly hurt and recovers soon.

On the other hand, Harrison Ford being just able to hobble onto set despite medical unfitness gave us one of the best fight scenes in Hollywood history.

Maybe we can bring that same magic to Star Wars and somehow use Ford's real injury to make more movie magic.

[yeartwo.cinema52.com image 850x361]


They'll probably put him in a walking boot if it's a sprain.  That could easily be turned into movie/costume magic.
 
2014-06-12 06:25:04 PM  
He won't be Kessel running any time soon.
 
2014-06-12 06:59:13 PM  
He'll see you in hell.

HIYAAAAA!

www.i-mockery.com
 
2014-06-12 07:14:57 PM  
That's what he gets for trying the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
 
2014-06-12 07:16:02 PM  
That's not it, bring me the hydrospanner!

/Wanted to submit this with "Close the blast doors!... Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!"
 
2014-06-12 07:17:24 PM  
I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
2014-06-12 07:18:44 PM  
It is a hunk of junk.  Probably falling apart like an old Yugo by now.
 
2014-06-12 07:24:06 PM  

SithLord: It is a hunk of junk.  Probably falling apart like an old Yugo by now.


Well, he is a Ford.
 
2014-06-12 07:30:46 PM  
The Disney rep added that 71-year-old Harrison's injury will not affect the shooting schedule for the movie.

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
 
2014-06-12 07:32:47 PM  
Star Wars legendary industrial safety record makes itself known in the real world.
 
2014-06-12 07:41:41 PM  

PreMortem: Sorry, but Ford is too damn old.

Has anyone seen him getting interviewed lately? The man can barely form two coherent sentences together. Did you even see Ender's Game?

AND they want him to reprise the role of Deckard? Pu-lease.


I think thats the alcohol.
 
2014-06-12 07:45:17 PM  
 
2014-06-12 07:46:07 PM  

f4rmerbob: Star Wars legendary industrial safety record makes itself known in the real world.


i1.ytimg.com
"They said we'd lean on it."
 
2014-06-12 07:46:15 PM  
He hit a door on the Millennium Falcon? Didn't he do that in the first movie too? Or was that a storm trooper?
 
2014-06-12 07:58:50 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

i keed.... just love that gif

Can't wait to see what the Mousetm does with SW......
 
2014-06-12 07:58:50 PM  
TMZ logo = keep clicking on the comments until you can figure out enough to google the topic from a non-tard site.
 
2014-06-12 08:09:00 PM  
I read somewhere that he got that scar on his chin from trying to fasten his seatbelt while driving and crashed.
 
2014-06-12 08:11:53 PM  
When 71 years you are, look as good you do?
 
2014-06-12 08:18:11 PM  

TheManofPA: When 71 years you are, look as good you do?


www.vamers.com
 
2014-06-12 08:18:39 PM  
Leia: Han, you're such a klutz!
Han: I know.
 
2014-06-12 08:20:26 PM  
And all I was thinking about was LSD or shrooms....very disappointed.
 
2014-06-12 08:24:05 PM  
Fark TMZ. They posted pics of the Tracy Morgan accident. Drew made a big deal over how Reddit was wronged: he should make a bigger deal on how TMZ posted morbid pics of people involved in a car accident. But I guess Fark.com needs its pieces of silver.
 
2014-06-12 08:29:11 PM  
Don't get cocky.
 
2014-06-12 08:30:53 PM  
Should have stayed in the carbonite.
 
2014-06-12 08:44:57 PM  
According to the ever reliable Daily Mirror he was "crushed" in the accident.

img.fark.net

Link to the article just as funny.
 
2014-06-12 08:53:55 PM  

Ishkur: He hit a door on the Millennium Falcon? Didn't he do that in the first movie too? Or was that a storm trooper?


Stormtrooper extra.  He was a bit too tall for a stormtrooper.
 
2014-06-12 09:08:21 PM  
Not clicking on a TMZ article even with my adblocker fully up to date. Fark 'em.
 
2014-06-12 09:08:25 PM  

Giltric: PreMortem: Sorry, but Ford is too damn old.

Has anyone seen him getting interviewed lately? The man can barely form two coherent sentences together. Did you even see Ender's Game?

AND they want him to reprise the role of Deckard? Pu-lease.

I think thats the alcohol.

WEED
 
2014-06-12 09:11:44 PM  
Where did you dig up this fossil?
 
2014-06-12 09:20:00 PM  
Say what you will about the prequels, but at least they didn't try to kill the original cast.
 
2014-06-12 09:20:47 PM  
You came in that thing?  You're braver than thought.

s1.reutersmedia.net
 
2014-06-12 09:21:19 PM  
A wookie mistake.
 
2014-06-12 09:23:19 PM  

question_dj: doglover: On one hand, I hope he's not too badly hurt and recovers soon.

On the other hand, Harrison Ford being just able to hobble onto set despite medical unfitness gave us one of the best fight scenes in Hollywood history.

Maybe we can bring that same magic to Star Wars and somehow use Ford's real injury to make more movie magic.

[yeartwo.cinema52.com image 850x361]

They'll probably put him in a walking boot if it's a sprain.  That could easily be turned into movie/costume magic.


Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good brace on your ankle, kid.
 
2014-06-12 09:28:11 PM  
"We're not sure what caused the set to collapse on Mr. Ford but we're looking into it to ensure it doesn't happen.... HEY, WHAT'S HE DOING OVER THERE?!?!?"


wizbangblog.com
 
2014-06-12 09:40:08 PM  
I have a bad footing about this.
 
2014-06-12 09:41:18 PM  
This thread smells like Cheetos.
 
2014-06-12 09:54:58 PM  
Not clicking on a TMZ link.

/Because they're dicks.
 
2014-06-12 10:03:38 PM  
Perfect opportunity to introduce his siblings into  the franchise.  Meet Dan and Jan Solo.
 
2014-06-12 10:06:46 PM  

Savage Belief: Not clicking on a TMZ link.

/Because they're dicks.


Yeah its kind of ironic how the guy who makes jokes about jerking off between tower 1 and 2 falling thinks TMZ is classless for showing a video of Tracey Morgans accident.
 
2014-06-12 10:07:04 PM  
Next time, just step on the tail.
 
2014-06-12 10:08:33 PM  

Savage Belief: Not clicking on a TMZ link.

/Because they're dicks.


Fight the power that be!
 
2014-06-12 10:09:05 PM  

LoneWolf343: Say what you will about the prequels, but at least they didn't try to kill the original cast.


Kinda hard to get killed by a green screen.
 
2014-06-12 10:09:22 PM  

doglover: Maybe we can bring that same magic to Star Wars and somehow use Ford's real injury to make more movie magic.


Maybe. Lord of the Rings did it.
 
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