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(Blogger.com)   Ugly ass baby rhinoceros born at the Buffalo Zoo   (buffalozooblog.blogspot.com) divider line 26
    More: Spiffy, Buffalo Zoo, Indians, Cincinnati Zoo, artificial insemination, sexual maturity, Association of Zoos, Indian rhinoceros  
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2014-06-12 03:12:55 PM  
I'm going to pimp out the Buffalo Zoo Fark party happening July 23rd here. There's a pre-party tour at Noon and then the annual Wines in the Wild at 6pm. (check the Fark Parties page)

I have passes for 5 more on the pre-party tour. Even if you don't go to Wines it'll be a good time. Plus baby rhino! Parking is included.
 
2014-06-12 03:25:24 PM  
And for the TFette that wanted to ride the baby rhino. Here is your only chance to talk the zoo into doing it. Bid high, bid often.

http://www.501auctions.com/catillion/item/50045

Oh, BTW, you have to be in Buffalo tomorrow night for the Catillion. It's black tie and has been sold out for a year. Show some leg, they might feel some pity.
 
2014-06-12 03:26:05 PM  
WTF is a rhinoceros doing in a buffalo zoo anyway?
 
2014-06-12 03:30:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a rhinoceros doing in a buffalo zoo anyway?


True Fact: The Buffalo Zoo has no buffalo. Only American bison.
 
2014-06-12 04:52:54 PM  
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Virgins.
 
2014-06-12 05:52:05 PM  
you know what i never see? baby crows.
 
2014-06-12 05:52:35 PM  
Sounds like one of the lady buffalo has some 'splainin' to do!
 
2014-06-12 05:54:00 PM  
Obligatory buffalo -r comment.
 
2014-06-12 05:54:39 PM  
Why release cutout pics? I doubt those were taken with a white backdrop.
 
2014-06-12 05:59:49 PM  
Ear fringe! Want!

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2014-06-12 06:04:00 PM  
Wow! What an ugly ass ugly ass Monica has! This time "ugly ass" really rings true.  But Monica herself I think is quite cute and appealing. Hope she stays warm there during the brutal Buffalo winters.
 
2014-06-12 06:10:18 PM  
Tashi's horn is like that because she made it like that. Rhinos don't have "real" horns. It's just a bunch of keratin on their snout.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-12 06:18:48 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Tashi's horn is like that because she made it like that. Rhinos don't have "real" horns. It's just a bunch of keratin on their snout.

[img.fark.net image 850x566]


so I've been buying it on the black market for nothing????
 
2014-06-12 06:24:02 PM  
Oooh look!  He/she can levitate, too!
 
2014-06-12 06:31:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a rhinoceros doing in a buffalo zoo anyway?


Maybe it got buffaloed.
 
2014-06-12 06:33:06 PM  

cyberspacedout: MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a rhinoceros doing in a buffalo zoo anyway?

Maybe it got buffaloed.


Are you suggesting the rhinoceros is bison-sexual?
 
2014-06-12 07:26:03 PM  
Mom Rhino: Let's see you have a 144-pound baby!
 
2014-06-12 07:54:25 PM  
ill take a pre-party pass
 
2014-06-12 08:03:03 PM  
 
2014-06-12 08:51:05 PM  
Are we sure we want baby rhino playing with a dewar full of frozen rhino jizz?
 
2014-06-12 10:51:14 PM  

craigzy: ill take a pre-party pass


You already have one.
 
2014-06-13 12:12:29 AM  
image.tmdb.org

Picture of the birth...
 
2014-06-13 01:20:51 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: craigzy: ill take a pre-party pass

You already have one.


score!
 
2014-06-13 04:57:11 AM  

LazyMedia: Ear fringe! Want!


Don't wish for ear fringe too soon. In time, it shows up in everyone.
 
2014-06-13 08:23:52 AM  
Splendid candidate for the Ugly Ass Baby Animals Hall of Fame, and quite the auspicious birth, to boot! Good luck, Baby Monica, I hope you have a wonderful life with as much mud to splash in as you want.
 
2014-06-13 07:43:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a rhinoceros doing in a buffalo zoo anyway?


Giving birth?
 
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