gopher321: Subby's "gravy stains" = man gravy
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: gopher321: Subby's "gravy stains" = man gravyand for the record..that over there is not a dried up potato chip...
PreMortem: Most people on the planet: "What's a mattress?"
cyberspacedout: Um, if there's a funky smell coming from your mattress, covering it up with lavender oil isn't the best idea. Get a new one, and be careful not to shiat the bed this time.
jtown: I'm starting to think I'm the only person on the planet who uses a mattress pad.
Isitoveryet: 4. Vacuum up the baking soda with the hose attachment from your household vacuum cleaner. Do this part slowly, since lingering over each part of your mattress with the hose will allow it to suction up as much dust from inside the mattress as possible. why not just put the vacuum on the bed and vacuum the bed? oh yeah, rules.
gweilo8888: Use baking soda = terrible advice.
thesharkman: I thought that said Mistress, that sounded like fun.
MrHappyRotter: Even if I lived in magical fairy la-la land where it was feasible to sleep 1/3 of my life away (i.e. 8 hours a day), which I don't, no stupid writer, I do not spend 1/3 of my life in my bed.You see, I have this thing where I sleep in my bed sometimes, I sleep in other peoples' beds sometimes, it's not uncommon for me to crash on the couch or in a chair, and heck, I even think it's fun to sleep on the floor some nights.Besides, why worry about the harmless microscopic critters you can't really see and can't really rid yourself of? If you are going to be worried, you might as well worry about all the other crap that can and probably does get in your bed with you. You know like fleas and ticks and spiders and roaches and bed bugs and scorpions and moths and centipedes and a multitude of other creatures. I live in the South, I've woken up with one of those enormous green praying mantises on my face. I'm not scared of them, but you try waking up to the sensation of being poked in the face by dozens ofacupuncture needles only to see a giant green alien being preparing to dig its mandibles into your eye socket. Then get back to me about a few itty bitty little mites.
steadyb: Helping a friend move his grandmas furniture, we had to tilt the mattress to carry it down the stairs. He was covered in an avalanche of dead skin.
Lenny.Bostoch: Weekly? monthly? Haven't changed the sheets in over 24 months and counting. Who has time.
BluVeinThrobber: Strangest thing I ever found in my bed was my wife's boyfriend
gweilo8888: Use your vacuum cleaner = freaking obvious.Use baking soda = terrible advice. All that will do is wreck your vaccuum cleaner. (As I know to my peril: previous owners of our house sprinkled baking soda all over the carpets to get rid of their pet smell, and broke my vaccuum cleaner in the process.
rkiller1: BluVeinThrobber: Strangest thing I ever found in my bed was my wife's boyfriendWas she in the bed at the time?/Mite make a difference//NTTAWWT
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