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2014-06-12 06:39:55 PM  
6 votes:
If Altar Boys could get pregnant there'd be a Patron Saint of Abortion.
2014-06-12 04:34:21 PM  
6 votes:

Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming

I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.


I can't c very well today, I guess
2014-06-12 06:48:50 PM  
4 votes:
GHOSTBUSTERS!

tattoospedia.com
2014-06-12 05:14:47 PM  
4 votes:
Hey, when you've been ignoring Jesus for so long, ignoring the pope is easy.
2014-06-12 04:25:41 PM  
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming


I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.
2014-06-12 06:32:45 PM  
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming

I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.

I'd gladly go for 35 small cups of wine right now.


pocho.com

Yes, please. It'll help wash down the chicharrones.
2014-06-12 06:11:23 PM  
3 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Hey, when you've been ignoring Jesus for so long, ignoring the pope is easy.


Maybe there should be some sort of inquisition to get these bishops back in line? They can't be expecting that.
2014-06-12 03:52:57 PM  
3 votes:
Well, OK.  As long as they also continue to sexually abuse people.
2014-06-12 06:17:55 PM  
2 votes:

Isitoveryet: meat0918: Isitoveryet: in America this world, if the Religious message doesn't jive with local political message, there's going to be a problem, m'kay?

Hell, if it weren't for the American versions of Religion, people would be asking the question, "what's a Republican".

FTFY

darn it meat, i'm trying to bash American religions and their hate filled message, not the worlds hate filled messages!


I'm a former Catholic myself.

I amazed how many people still fill the pews every Sunday, blissfully reverent, then go on ignoring everything they've been asked to do.

I was once told by the daughter of a Baptist minister that the real difference and source of the hate between the sects was "Catholics are rich, Baptists are poor, simple as that".

It's not that simple, but it is amusing.
2014-06-12 06:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
"The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

Abortion is bad, birth control is bad, gay is bad. So, naturally, you held your annual conference in what could be described as one of the most proudly wicked cities in America. Great choice!
2014-06-12 06:14:26 PM  
2 votes:

Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?


They are thinking of the children.

The young, soft, tender, sweet, sweet children.Especially the boys.

And that's the farking problem!
2014-06-12 03:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like they need to be busted down to Thursday night vespers.
2014-06-12 11:19:49 PM  
1 vote:
Reassign them to Antarctica, or, in this case, assign them to titular diocese. Say, Turkey, or Tyre, or somewhere where they don't actually have a diocese.
2014-06-12 09:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: GHOSTBUSTERS!

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2014-06-12 08:29:19 PM  
1 vote:

stan unusual: St Thomas Aquinas argued that ensoulment occurred at quickening ...


... and that there can be only one.
2014-06-12 08:12:07 PM  
1 vote:

GleeUnit: No gay rights:  Check
No abortion:  Check
No contraception:  Check

No f*cking little boys:


Bishops: Whoa whoa whoa hold on there! He can't do that. He just did? What's that? Lalalalala I can't hear you.

The Pope: I said...

Bishops: CAN'T HEAR YOU!
2014-06-12 07:41:23 PM  
1 vote:
"FOR THE TURH!"

media.tumblr.com
2014-06-12 06:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
Hey!  Who ever said that professional Christians should ever have to pay the least bit of attention to the teachings of Christ, anyway??
2014-06-12 06:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
"There are pillars to the house of the rising sun, and my penis is one of the pillars."

They just had to have the conference in NOLA, didn't they? Enjoy the Quarter to the fullest whilst on break from your little sewing circle jerk, assholes.
2014-06-12 06:21:26 PM  
1 vote:

meat0918: "Catholics are rich, Baptists are poor, simple as that".


LOL!
2014-06-12 06:17:58 PM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?


explosm.net
2014-06-12 06:16:46 PM  
1 vote:
Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.
2014-06-12 06:15:21 PM  
1 vote:

John the Magnificent: Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?

They are thinking of the children.

The young, soft, tender, sweet, sweet children.Especially the boys.

And that's the farking problem!


The problem is those damned sexy kids.
2014-06-12 06:10:22 PM  
1 vote:
American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?
2014-06-12 06:07:57 PM  
1 vote:
Wow...I'm going to be using that train wreck picture a lot today!
2014-06-12 06:07:43 PM  
1 vote:
Tis the 'Murica way!
2014-06-12 05:10:02 PM  
1 vote:
Because helping the poors doesn't fill the collection plate like hatred.
2014-06-12 04:00:23 PM  
1 vote:
"The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

Yeah, Jesus really railed on and on and on about abortion. That guy never farking shut up about it.
2014-06-12 03:44:48 PM  
1 vote:
Let the shisming commence!
 
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