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2014-06-12 04:16:01 PM  
Apropos of nothing... or at least not much, when I was in college, I worked demolition for a summer. I have to tell you guys, being able to throw a sledge hammer as hard as you want in any direction while indoors is a pretty great feeling.
 
2014-06-12 05:09:13 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-06-12 05:37:46 PM  
i.stack.imgur.com
 
2014-06-12 05:38:20 PM  
Now aren't you sorry that you took away his cigarettes.
 
2014-06-12 05:43:40 PM  
Please Hammer Hosehead don't hurt 'em!
 
2014-06-12 05:44:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-12 05:47:35 PM  
*control+f* "meth" 0 of 0
 
2014-06-12 05:49:19 PM  
I thought it said hamster
 
2014-06-12 05:50:15 PM  
media2.giphy.com
 
2014-06-12 05:52:17 PM  
I said Pig Pen this here's a' Rubber Duck and I'm about to put the hammer down.
 
2014-06-12 05:52:29 PM  
Ravenshoe Rd?

I think i know what set him off. Every god damned map shows it going through to the other side of the lake. But it doesn't, and none of the locals seem to remember how long it's been since it did.

Or it could have been the meth.
 
2014-06-12 06:08:42 PM  
Oh Ontario you're so adorable.
 
2014-06-12 06:14:41 PM  
Hammer? I thought it said hamster.

I am glad that no hamsters were harmed in the making of this headline.
 
2014-06-12 06:33:22 PM  
I know it's "innocent until proven guilty" but holy crap that article went to great lengths to make sure we knew this was all heresy and hadn't been proven yet.

Oh, Canada....
 
2014-06-12 06:46:54 PM  
 
2014-06-12 07:23:50 PM  
I once took a dump on a hammer truck.
 
2014-06-12 07:40:06 PM  

HairyNevus: I know it's "innocent until proven guilty" but holy crap that article went to great lengths to make sure we knew this was all heresy and hadn't been proven yet.

Oh, Canada....


What religion bans throwing hammers at dump trucks?
 
2014-06-12 07:59:21 PM  

fusillade762: HairyNevus: I know it's "innocent until proven guilty" but holy crap that article went to great lengths to make sure we knew this was all heresy and hadn't been proven yet.

Oh, Canada....

What religion bans throwing hammers at dump trucks?


Yeah, I figured I was using the wrong word.

/meh
 
2014-06-12 08:08:16 PM  

Calmamity: Apropos of nothing... or at least not much, when I was in college, I worked demolition for a summer. I have to tell you guys, being able to throw a sledge hammer as hard as you want in any direction while indoors is a pretty great feeling.


I had to demolish damaged and worn out furniture a while back to prevent a slimy neighbour from coming to pick it up from the trash to sell it back to some dumb shmuck. That was an awesome 5 minutes.
 
2014-06-12 08:23:38 PM  

fusillade762: HairyNevus: I know it's "innocent until proven guilty" but holy crap that article went to great lengths to make sure we knew this was all heresy and hadn't been proven yet.

Oh, Canada....

What religion bans throwing hammers at dump trucks?


Macedonian Orthodox?
 
2014-06-12 09:38:41 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: fusillade762: HairyNevus: I know it's "innocent until proven guilty" but holy crap that article went to great lengths to make sure we knew this was all heresy and hadn't been proven yet.

Oh, Canada....

What religion bans throwing hammers at dump trucks?

Macedonian Orthodox?


The only kind of person who makes puns about bludgeoning weapons is a sap who is desperately flailing about.
 
2014-06-12 11:14:24 PM  
It said allege five times. Writer must like allege.

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-06-13 12:37:38 AM  
www.pophistorydig.com
 
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