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(Metro)   Eggs? √ Milk? √ Standing in line with a 7'2" Uruk-Hai orc behind you? √   (metro.co.uk) divider line 45
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 01:39:01 PM  
Come to think of it, what IS the square root of milk?
 
2014-06-12 01:42:00 PM  
"Whom do you serve?"

"Sour..milk!"
 
2014-06-12 01:46:02 PM  

vpb: Come to think of it, what IS the square root of milk?


cow * pi
 
2014-06-12 01:49:02 PM  
theathleticnerd.com

Only way to be sure.
 
2014-06-12 02:19:43 PM  
I'm not much of a LOTR fan, so I thought subby was having a stroke when I read that.
 
2014-06-12 02:31:23 PM  
Needs a Raiders emblem on that costume......
 
2014-06-12 02:51:17 PM  
Come on now, he hasn't had anything but maggotty bread for three stinking days.
 
2014-06-12 03:02:07 PM  
Slice his head off and scream, "Meat's back on the menu, boys!"

Probably not.
 
2014-06-12 04:32:00 PM  
I once stood in line at a sandwich place with a 7' 4" Ralph Sampson behind me.
 
2014-06-12 04:36:39 PM  
Some of the reactions are pretty entertaining.
 
2014-06-12 04:50:29 PM  

vpb: Come to think of it, what IS the square root of milk?


It took me far longer than it should have to realize that those were supposed to be check marks.
 
2014-06-12 04:52:25 PM  

Nogrhi: vpb: Come to think of it, what IS the square root of milk?

cow * pi


replygif.net
 
2014-06-12 04:56:42 PM  

Nogrhi: vpb: Come to think of it, what IS the square root of milk?

cow * pi


I...I just...*weeps*. Beautiful.
 
2014-06-12 05:01:13 PM  
I'm a bit monsterish and had a pair of costume designers eyeing me one day. It might be nice to have references made to me about something other than Hagrid, or being asked if I'd dye the beard to play Santa.
 
2014-06-12 05:12:08 PM  
Was this at the Ukuk Hyvee ?
 
2014-06-12 05:21:30 PM  
A 6'10" friend of mine used to work p/t at a haunted house. He just stood at the door dressed as the Grim Reaper
 
2014-06-12 05:22:50 PM  
I seriously would have punched it.
 
2014-06-12 05:27:29 PM  
FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

www.nutrisorn.fr
 
2014-06-12 05:42:49 PM  

Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.


Oliver could still pick up and throw the muscle bound runt.
 
2014-06-12 05:52:15 PM  

Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]


They never said "muscular". He's a body builder. How do you think he got so tall?
 
2014-06-12 05:52:23 PM  
I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".
 
2014-06-12 05:56:35 PM  
Reminds me of:

i1.ytimg.com

Wraithal Discrimination: It's not easy being green

Mostly 9m:00s where I linked to, but really the whole thing is pretty good.

(I think my DVD has better quality blooper/outtake reels but whatever.)
 
2014-06-12 06:04:50 PM  
I was behind Tyler Hansbrough in line at Target once. His girlfriend at the time was smoking hot.
/that is all
 
2014-06-12 06:16:23 PM  

Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]


I don't think you understand the difference between a tall individual and a short individual  Short people are always able to show muscle build easier due to everything being so much shorter.

The tal individual's forearm is the length of the entire arm of the short person.  Meaning the short person is able to show a visibly larger bicep than the tall person because the bicep is smaller.  The taller person's bicep is has to cover a much longer area to attach from the shoulder to the elbow, it looks smaller because of the increased distance however the fact that his bicep presents as large as it does is very impressive.
 
2014-06-12 06:26:45 PM  

Gulper Eel: Come on now, he hasn't had anything but maggotty bread for three stinking days.


came for this.

/he wanted to put back on the menu boys.
 
2014-06-12 06:28:12 PM  

grimlock1972: Gulper Eel: Come on now, he hasn't had anything but maggotty bread for three stinking days.

came for this.

/he wanted to put Meat back on the menu boys.

/FTFMself
 
2014-06-12 06:29:24 PM  

Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".


I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.
 
2014-06-12 06:39:10 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: Reminds me of:

[i1.ytimg.com image 120x90]

Wraithal Discrimination: It's not easy being green
Mostly 9m:00s where I linked to, but really the whole thing is pretty good.

(I think my DVD has better quality blooper/outtake reels but whatever.)


Reminds me of Lordi

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-12 06:40:37 PM  

Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.


"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.

And I'm only 6'3"
 
2014-06-12 06:45:19 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]

They never said "muscular". He's a body builder. How do you think he got so tall?


Hah!
 
2014-06-12 07:03:31 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.

"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.

And I'm only 6'3"


my friend never played hoops. the coach in his HS begged him to go out for the team
 
2014-06-12 09:14:06 PM  
Looks to me like she passed.
 
2014-06-12 10:26:03 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.

"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.

And I'm only 6'3"


I got that from a couple of 5' Pakistanis in an elevator last month. I'd only be good at basketball if I was playing against them.

/Hockey player
 
2014-06-12 11:01:24 PM  

robertus: PolyHatSnake: Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.

"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.
And I'm only 6'3"

I got that from a couple of 5' Pakistanis in an elevator last month. I'd only be good at basketball if I was playing against them.
/Hockey player


I was asked to play for fun with some guys I worked with and I told them "I play hockey"
they said "that's ok, you'll be fine"
"you can't check in hoops"
"you haven't played with us"  we had a great time
 
2014-06-12 11:21:11 PM  
Did he remember what to get?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-12 11:24:17 PM  

Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]


Looks like his bros have been letting him skip leg days.

Bad bros
 
2014-06-12 11:42:55 PM  

Elegy: Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]

Looks like his bros have been letting him skip leg days.

Bad bros


Came here to make the same point.  Your's was better than mine would have been too.
 
2014-06-12 11:45:23 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Fark like a Barsoomian: Reminds me of:

[i1.ytimg.com image 120x90]

Wraithal Discrimination: It's not easy being green
Mostly 9m:00s where I linked to, but really the whole thing is pretty good.

(I think my DVD has better quality blooper/outtake reels but whatever.)

Reminds me of Lordi

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x301]


I was living in France when they won Eurovision... Heck, my wife was actually in Finland that night.  So I am getting a kick, etc.

I forgot all about the euro deposit lock on the shopping carts!  Oh wow...
 
2014-06-12 11:47:43 PM  
Stupid foamie sword ruins it.
 
2014-06-13 03:58:33 AM  

Buggar: Stupid foamie sword ruins it.


A friend of mine took a blacksmith course to make his own Orc weapons and armour. He uses them in reenactments. Part of the fun is going for food in full gear afterwards.
 
2014-06-13 06:53:25 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]

They never said "muscular". He's a body builder. How do you think he got so tall?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-13 08:58:37 AM  

dazed420: Emposter: FTFA Dutch bodybuilder Olivier Richters

Body Builder?  I mean, he's muscular, but not body builder muscular.

[www.nutrisorn.fr image 500x500]

I don't think you understand the difference between a tall individual and a short individual  Short people are always able to show muscle build easier due to everything being so much shorter.

The tal individual's forearm is the length of the entire arm of the short person.  Meaning the short person is able to show a visibly larger bicep than the tall person because the bicep is smaller.  The taller person's bicep is has to cover a much longer area to attach from the shoulder to the elbow, it looks smaller because of the increased distance however the fact that his bicep presents as large as it does is very impressive.


Yeah, who was that guy who won Mr. Universe because his muscles were so long...oh that is right, nobody.
 
2014-06-13 09:30:03 AM  

NYRBill: robertus: PolyHatSnake: Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.

"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.
And I'm only 6'3"

I got that from a couple of 5' Pakistanis in an elevator last month. I'd only be good at basketball if I was playing against them.
/Hockey player

I was asked to play for fun with some guys I worked with and I told them "I play hockey"
they said "that's ok, you'll be fine"
"you can't check in hoops"
"you haven't played with us"  we had a great time


I played in a 3-on-3 office league a bunch of years ago. I was decent enough on D, could make the odd nice pass, and could hit wide-open looks, but otherwise I was totally lost out there. Fortunately, with three or four exceptions, everybody was totally lost out there.

We had a great time, but it was in no way, shape, or form what you'd call "good" or "basketball."
 
2014-06-13 11:13:31 AM  

PolyHatSnake: Witty_Retort: Uncle Pooky: I'm sure it's a curse, but I really think I'd enjoy being 7'2".

I'm 6'6" and hate it. Sucks buying clothes. Juvenile arthritis. Etc. etc.

"Oh hai! Do U play basketball?!"

Every. Damn. Day.

And I'm only 6'3"


In JuCo, the basketball coach stopped me in the cafeteria and offered me a full scholarship just to sign up for the team. He said he didn't care if I couldn't play.
/in fairness, I think our team was horrible, so I may have passed a good opportunity
//was on full ride due to ACT and band
 
2014-06-13 02:18:37 PM  

basemetal: Needs a Raiders emblem on that costume......


Why? That video didn't suck.
 
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