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(MSNBC) Video Elizabeth Warren is coming for Mitch McConnell. ....ew   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2014-06-12 01:36:38 PM  
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2014-06-12 01:45:04 PM  
I would pay NOT to watch that porn!
 
2014-06-12 02:11:28 PM  

James!: [heahea.org image 300x314]


dammit. Oh well, I've got the lights. *click*
 
2014-06-12 02:59:19 PM  
This is proof that gay marriage is leading to sex with turtles.
 
2014-06-12 03:13:43 PM  
Be vewy, vewy quiet... we're hunting toitles
 
2014-06-12 03:46:32 PM  
Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.
 
2014-06-12 03:49:31 PM  
I don't believe it.  John Oliver showed us McConnell's weener and it's just sad.
 
2014-06-12 03:54:10 PM  

DamnYankees: Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.


It's been close in many polls. Some have her up, like this one from a GOP polling firm.

Grimes - 49
McConnell - 46

89% "extremely likely voters"

PDF
 
2014-06-12 04:21:20 PM  
Auto-play video makes baby Earguy cry.
 
2014-06-12 04:35:57 PM  

DamnYankees: Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.


He's been keeping his head down, more like neck and chin.  He keeps on changing the policy debate from one subject to another like some type shell game.  He's been keeping really close to his speaking points and unless she can flip him over on something, he will win the race slow and steady.
 
2014-06-12 04:39:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Be vewy, vewy quiet... we're hunting toitles


?
 
2014-06-12 04:40:12 PM  

Dr Dreidel: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Be vewy, vewy quiet... we're hunting toitles

?


turtles

IE McConnell
 
2014-06-12 04:40:27 PM  

Dr Dreidel: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Be vewy, vewy quiet... we're hunting toitles

?


Dammit. [Bebop.jpg]

That's what your words made me think of. Bebop (from TMNT) with a Fuddian speech impediment.
 
2014-06-12 04:42:33 PM  
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Check and mate, Libs. Book it. Done.
 
2014-06-12 04:43:20 PM  
Does she want Mitch to win or something?
 
Bf+
2014-06-12 04:45:16 PM  
Auto-play video?
Fark you, Subby.
 
2014-06-12 04:46:08 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: DamnYankees: Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.

It's been close in many polls. Some have her up, like this one from a GOP polling firm.

Grimes - 49
McConnell - 46

89% "extremely likely voters"

PDF


The only outcome more embarrassing than a Majority leader being defeated in a general election is a Majority leader being defeated in a primary election.
 
Bf+
2014-06-12 04:49:24 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: DamnYankees: Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.

It's been close in many polls. Some have her up, like this one from a GOP polling firm.

Grimes - 49
McConnell - 46

89% "extremely likely voters"

PDF



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That's what you think, libtardo.
 
2014-06-12 04:52:43 PM  
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2014-06-12 04:53:12 PM  
If Kentuckians were smart, they'd vote McConnell out of office simply for wanting to STILL to repeal Obamacare which was responsible for the very popular Kynect.

Unfortunately, I think McConnell is going to do alright convincing them they're totally separate things and Obamacare still needs to be repealed and totally won't effect Kynect at all.
 
2014-06-12 04:53:20 PM  
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2014-06-12 04:53:26 PM  

DamnYankees: Grimes and McConnel have been neck and neck for a while. I don't think she can win if she goes into election day tied.


He seems to have developed some kind of a rash.
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2014-06-12 04:55:21 PM  
Does Elizabeth Warren's spiel sell in Kentucky?

Let's see, something obligatory ... of course it is part of her ancestral lands.
 
2014-06-12 04:56:12 PM  

Summoner101: If Kentuckians were smart, they'd vote McConnell out of office simply for wanting to STILL to repeal Obamacare which was responsible for the very popular Kynect.

Unfortunately, I think McConnell is going to do alright convincing them they're totally separate things and Obamacare still needs to be repealed and totally won't effect Kynect at all.


McConnell only won by 6 points in 2008 with Fartbongo on the ballot.  In my view, that's his ceiling.  His floor is losing by 2 or 3.  Still the favorite but beatable.
 
2014-06-12 04:58:40 PM  
He's McConnelling so hard right now
 
2014-06-12 04:58:42 PM  
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Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....
 
2014-06-12 05:03:34 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but I would NEVER turn down coming for Mitch McConnell.
 
2014-06-12 05:03:37 PM  

zappaisfrank: [www.esquire.com image 340x477]
Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....


DAMN.
 
2014-06-12 05:06:53 PM  
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2014-06-12 05:14:25 PM  

zappaisfrank: Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....


Like an angry god.
 
2014-06-12 05:17:25 PM  

Earguy: Auto-play video makes baby Earguy cry.


Links to "articles" with no actual article MAKE ME WANT TO F*CKING BREAK SH*T. Use the GODDAMN "VIDEO" TAG YOU ASSHOLES.
 
2014-06-12 05:19:05 PM  

paganj: zappaisfrank: Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....

Like an angry god.


As long as you're back in time, give this one a roll too.

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2014-06-12 05:20:51 PM  

fusillade762: Earguy: Auto-play video makes baby Earguy cry.

Links to "articles" with no actual article MAKE ME WANT TO F*CKING BREAK SH*T. Use the GODDAMN "VIDEO" TAG YOU ASSHOLES.


Use the "notify admins" button and tell them the tag is wrong.  It's what I do.  Every once in a while it even works.
 
2014-06-12 05:20:54 PM  

Cletus C.: paganj: zappaisfrank: Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....

Like an angry god.

As long as you're back in time, give this one a roll too.


Yeah, I'd toss her one. Who is she?
 
2014-06-12 05:21:28 PM  
This was a stunt, but 40-some votes to repeal Obamacare in the House was doing God's work, amirite?
 
2014-06-12 05:23:07 PM  

paganj: Cletus C.: paganj: zappaisfrank: Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....

Like an angry god.

As long as you're back in time, give this one a roll too.

Yeah, I'd toss her one. Who is she?


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2014-06-12 05:28:27 PM  

Cletus C.: paganj: Cletus C.: paganj: zappaisfrank: Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....

Like an angry god.

As long as you're back in time, give this one a roll too.

Yeah, I'd toss her one. Who is she?


Huh, the more you know. Is it wrong that I want a time machine for sexual tourism?
 
2014-06-12 05:28:27 PM  
that isn't nancy reagan, it's betty ford... while we're at it though here's one:

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2014-06-12 05:28:55 PM  
Here's what I want that to look like in my head.

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2014-06-12 05:31:59 PM  

Headso: that isn't nancy reagan, it's betty ford... while we're at it though here's one:

[s2.hubimg.com image 260x396]


I think you're right. A "Nancy Reagan old" GIS got me that. Ooops. Yours is a hottie, so it must be some old hosebag. Lady Bird Johnson?
 
2014-06-12 05:34:41 PM  
hint: this part of your post is correct

Cletus C.: Yours is a hottie, so it must be some old hosebag



but this part is not:

Cletus C.: . Lady Bird Johnson?

 
2014-06-12 05:35:21 PM  

Cletus C.: Headso: that isn't nancy reagan, it's betty ford... while we're at it though here's one:

[s2.hubimg.com image 260x396]

I think you're right. A "Nancy Reagan old" GIS got me that. Ooops. Yours is a hottie, so it must be some old hosebag. Lady Bird Johnson?


I think it's Mrs. George H. W. Bush.

I think.
 
2014-06-12 05:45:51 PM  
Well, Nancy Reagan was well-known for giving the best head in Hollywood back in her day... Sure, she gave Ronnie a few gum jobs later in life, but he couldn't recall them.
 
2014-06-12 05:46:42 PM  
let me tell you all about who i would and would not have sex with
 
2014-06-12 05:47:10 PM  

BKITU: Cletus C.: Headso: that isn't nancy reagan, it's betty ford... while we're at it though here's one:

[s2.hubimg.com image 260x396]

I think you're right. A "Nancy Reagan old" GIS got me that. Ooops. Yours is a hottie, so it must be some old hosebag. Lady Bird Johnson?

I think it's Mrs. George H. W. Bush.

I think.


I thought this was her:
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I'm old. I can make jokes like that.
 
2014-06-12 05:49:07 PM  

Jackson Herring: let me tell you all about who i would and would not have sex with


I sincerely dislike this about Fark. But I'm used to it.
 
2014-06-12 05:51:01 PM  

Snarfangel: BKITU: Cletus C.: Headso: that isn't nancy reagan, it's betty ford... while we're at it though here's one:

[s2.hubimg.com image 260x396]

I think you're right. A "Nancy Reagan old" GIS got me that. Ooops. Yours is a hottie, so it must be some old hosebag. Lady Bird Johnson?

I think it's Mrs. George H. W. Bush.

I think.

I thought this was her:
[amandamarsh.me image 250x187]
I'm old. I can make jokes like that.


David Ogden Stiers?
 
2014-06-12 05:51:14 PM  
hot dick time machine
 
2014-06-12 05:51:36 PM  

zappaisfrank: [www.esquire.com image 340x477]
Ms. Warren circa 1970...

/would go back in time and....


 DAAAAAMN!!

You just KNOW Obama's fired up his time machine to tap that ass
 
2014-06-12 05:52:48 PM  

Snarfangel: thought this was her:
amandamarsh.me


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quaker oats guy circa 1770...
/would go back in time and....
 
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