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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman has surgery to emulate Jessica Rabbit, succeeds merely in looking cartoonish   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 160
    More: Sad, Jessica Rabbit, cartoon characters, boobs  
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22575 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2014 at 2:15 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-12 12:22:28 PM  
Why am I not surprised she's an American enlisted man's wife?  I'm just surprised she's an Australian and not some hick from Arkansas.  Oh, and she looks nothing like Jessica Rabbit.
 
2014-06-12 12:47:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-12 01:07:35 PM  

devildog123: Why am I not surprised she's an American enlisted man's wife?  I'm just surprised she's an Australian and not some hick from Arkansas.  Oh, and she looks nothing like Jessica Rabbit.


The hicks in Oz could teach the hicks is Arkansas a thing or two, mate.

What a real Jessica Rabbit lookalike looks like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-12 01:27:24 PM  
She's not bad, she's just cut, stuffed, and pulled that way
 
2014-06-12 01:32:07 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: What a real Jessica Rabbit lookalike looks like:


I like this one, myself:

theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-12 01:41:18 PM  
So... a fat chick jack-hammered in to a corset?

Whoopy.
 
2014-06-12 01:44:27 PM  
Those titties....damn. Still not enough to distract me from the rest.
 
2014-06-12 01:46:56 PM  
Welp, so much for lunch...
 
2014-06-12 02:17:56 PM  
This is why you have to be honest with women.  Someone needs to tell this cow she isn't fooling anyone.
 
2014-06-12 02:18:04 PM  
Im not bad, my surgery just looks that way.
 
2014-06-12 02:18:06 PM  
I just see a large man with fake boobs.
 
2014-06-12 02:18:44 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-12 02:19:14 PM  
I'd hit it.

/With an Acme safe and/or anvil.
 
2014-06-12 02:19:24 PM  

djkutch: Welp, so much for lunch...


That's okay, she'll help with that too.
 
2014-06-12 02:19:40 PM  
Honey, start with switching to rabbit food.
 
2014-06-12 02:19:54 PM  
Who scared Roger Rabbit?
 
2014-06-12 02:20:19 PM  
What is the word that I am searching for??  Oh yeah.  FAIL!!!!
 
2014-06-12 02:20:19 PM  
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

I dunno, she looks pretty close to what Jessica Rabbit looks like today.
 
2014-06-12 02:21:07 PM  
I think she did a fine job, and I hope she's happier now. That's all.
 
2014-06-12 02:21:12 PM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....
 
2014-06-12 02:21:39 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-06-12 02:22:05 PM  
Is she hot? No but she is making her husband happy

And her bust is ginormous
 
2014-06-12 02:22:25 PM  
she does. she does look like Jessica Rabbit.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-12 02:22:27 PM  
Porn in 3.....2.....
 
2014-06-12 02:22:42 PM  
Penny Brown is determined to get an hour glass figure that matches the one found on the voluptuous cartoon character.

She's so intent to achieve her goal that in the last two years the 25-year-old has had two boob jobs taking her from a H to an O cup.

And the military wife has shrunk her waist from 38 to a tiny 23 inches by squeezing into rib-crushing corsets for up to 23 hours a day.


I don't like to propagate the stereotype that military spouses are attention whores, but...
 
2014-06-12 02:23:12 PM  

This text is now purple: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]

I dunno, she looks pretty close to what Jessica Rabbit looks like today.


this guy knows.
 
2014-06-12 02:23:12 PM  
Meanwhile Bianca Beachamp makes 100,000 a week doing it...
 
2014-06-12 02:23:20 PM  
I would totally hit that.  But she should really knock it off with the corsets before she hurts herself.
 
2014-06-12 02:24:14 PM  
In what country is this even remotely attractive?

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-12 02:24:30 PM  
"I've suffered with body image issues and low self-esteem for most of my life..."
 stickerish.com
 
2014-06-12 02:24:33 PM  
c2.nrostatic.com
 
2014-06-12 02:24:42 PM  
This is exactly the sort of thing the NOPE thread is good for.

/nope
 
2014-06-12 02:24:42 PM  
I'm not bad, I'm just...um...
 
2014-06-12 02:24:47 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: devildog123: Why am I not surprised she's an American enlisted man's wife?  I'm just surprised she's an Australian and not some hick from Arkansas.  Oh, and she looks nothing like Jessica Rabbit.

The hicks in Oz could teach the hicks is Arkansas a thing or two, mate.

What a real Jessica Rabbit lookalike looks like:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 347x700]


Is that Belle Chere? Looks like Belle
 
2014-06-12 02:25:15 PM  
Within the first four months of corset training, Penny had lost 15 inches from her waist.

She's displaced 15", she didn't lose a damn thing.
 
2014-06-12 02:25:28 PM  

nmrsnr: DjangoStonereaver: What a real Jessica Rabbit lookalike looks like:

I like this one, myself:

[theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com image 500x677]


...and thank you for that.  :D
 
2014-06-12 02:25:28 PM  
FTA: "I've always had a small waist, big hips and large boobs but I'm kind of a go hard or go home an attention whore gone full retard sort of person," said Penny.

Seriously... WTF?
 
2014-06-12 02:25:30 PM  

TrixieDelite: In what country is this even remotely attractive?

[img.fark.net image 95x63]


Gougeouteyesistan
 
2014-06-12 02:25:41 PM  

Osomatic: I would totally hit that.  But she should really knock it off with the corsets before she hurts herself.


It's pretty damned hard to hurt yourself wearing a corset.

Unless you forget rule #1.

Boots.. THEN corset.
 
2014-06-12 02:25:46 PM  

starsrift: Penny Brown is determined to get an hour glass figure that matches the one found on the voluptuous cartoon character.

She's so intent to achieve her goal that in the last two years the 25-year-old has had two boob jobs taking her from a H to an O cup.

And the military wife has shrunk her waist from 38 to a tiny 23 inches by squeezing into rib-crushing corsets for up to 23 hours a day.

I don't like to propagate the stereotype that military spouses are attention whores, but...


I'm pretty sure the stereotype is that military wives are welfare queens and it's well deserved.
 
2014-06-12 02:26:18 PM  

TrixieDelite: In what country is this even remotely attractive?

[img.fark.net image 95x63]


Mypantsistan.
 
2014-06-12 02:26:38 PM  
If she wants to be Jessica Rabbit so bad, then why doesn't she lose the fat? She couldn't look any less like Jessica if she tried.
 
2014-06-12 02:27:03 PM  
Leave the Jessica Rabbit costumes to gals who don't have such a large chasm to bridge.

img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-06-12 02:27:27 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Osomatic: I would totally hit that.  But she should really knock it off with the corsets before she hurts herself.

It's pretty damned hard to hurt yourself wearing a corset.

Unless you forget rule #1.

Boots.. THEN corset.


Normally I would agree with you, but she's squeezing her waist down way too much.  The article even mentions it, that if you squeeze too hard you can cause damage to your internal organs.
 
2014-06-12 02:27:57 PM  

TrixieDelite: In what country is this even remotely attractive?

[img.fark.net image 95x63]



Japan?
 
2014-06-12 02:28:19 PM  
Would not patty cake.
 
2014-06-12 02:28:56 PM  
Fat
 
2014-06-12 02:29:41 PM  
De-pen-da-pot-o-mus, noun: Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close....often found near military bases with legs open and hands out.


monhollendrive.files.wordpress.com

/retired USAF/USAFR....never got caught.
 
2014-06-12 02:32:09 PM  
But despite her extreme proportions, Penny has no plans to stop.

Oh, GOOD.
 
2014-06-12 02:33:29 PM  
 
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