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(Celebslam)   Mariah Carey seems to be totally relying on her cleavage for relevance nowadays. Which is totally fine   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 64
    More: Interesting, West Hollywood, Mariah Carey, Katharine McPhee, Camila Alves, Michelle Rodriguez, Balenciaga, Kate Mara, Damian Lewis  
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2014-06-13 01:30:34 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: peterthx: Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]

You'll knock your teeth out/break your jaw trying to motorboat those sandbags.

[media.giphy.com image 500x250]

/explains so much about you


Hm. You might want to call Anthony of O&A (SiriusXM) a virgin too after he described Jill Nicolini's fakes (at 1:25:45).
NSFW audio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCa7kY0t6g

/the implant white knighters never have had to deal with scar tissue buildup, hardening, leaks, bursts, etc.
//but go ahead and encourage women with low self esteem to ruin their bodies
 
2014-06-13 01:36:41 AM  

peterthx: Dingleberry Dickwad: peterthx: Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]

/the implant white knighters never have had to deal with scar tissue buildup, hardening, leaks, bursts, etc.
//but go ahead and encourage women with low self esteem to ruin their bodies


I only know one woman who got breast implants who didn't regret it ten years later.  And given where I went to school (was a wealthier place), a LOT of people had breast implants by their early twenties.  I wish more of them would speak out about how horrible of an idea it generally is.

The one who didn't regret it had no breasts whatsoever -- just completely, 100% flat chest; that sort of naturally super-skinny body type where you can't hold on to any fat no matter what you do.  Hot woman, but she was so caught up about it that it severely affected her personal and professional relationships.  'course, therapy probably would have been cheaper and helped more, but most people don't want to go that route, sadly.
 
2014-06-13 01:46:56 AM  

Misconduc: I always thought her and Derek Jeter would end up staying together, he got smart.


And she got teh herp.
 
2014-06-13 01:53:01 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Misconduc: I always thought her and Derek Jeter would end up staying together, he got smart.

And she got teh herp.


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/awww, not you Vanessa Minnillo... :(
 
2014-06-13 09:04:15 AM  
While she has a phenomenal singing voice, she is also one of the primary reasons that 'urban yodelling'
has proliferated in popular music like toxic black mold.
 
2014-06-13 09:37:19 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Still gets played on a consistent basis in my world. Tons of great songs. Right before she went all "hey wait I SHOULD ACT LIKE I AM ALL GANSTA HOOD RAT".

Glad she's out of that phase. Get back too the good music there babe.
 
2014-06-13 09:51:58 AM  

peterthx: Dingleberry Dickwad: peterthx: Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]

You'll knock your teeth out/break your jaw trying to motorboat those sandbags.

[media.giphy.com image 500x250]

/explains so much about you

Hm. You might want to call Anthony of O&A (SiriusXM) a virgin too after he described Jill Nicolini's fakes (at 1:25:45).
NSFW audio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCa7kY0t6g

/the implant white knighters never have had to deal with scar tissue buildup, hardening, leaks, bursts, etc.
//but go ahead and encourage women with low self esteem to ruin their bodies


Well we are talking about Opie and Anthony, those guys likely haven't been laid in years, they're dumber and dorkier than I am. And I know it's difficult for you to grasp but calling you a moron for comparing fake titties to sandbags is not the same as white knighting implants, it's just calling you a moron.
 
2014-06-13 09:53:32 AM  
I bought Mariah's first 2 albums, back when I listened to cassettes.  I don't even remember them anymore.
 
2014-06-13 10:34:14 AM  
Dingleberry Dickwad: Well we are talking about Opie and Anthony, those guys likely haven't been laid in years, they're dumber and dorkier than I am. And I know it's difficult for you to grasp but calling you a moron for comparing fake titties to sandbags is not the same as white knighting implants, it's just calling you a moron.

Wow. Being called a moron from "Dingleberry Dickwad"?

www.troll.me

/you've obviously never seen how a sandbag is shaped, talk about moronic
//besides, on FARK it's "moran".
 
2014-06-13 10:59:27 AM  

peterthx: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well we are talking about Opie and Anthony, those guys likely haven't been laid in years, they're dumber and dorkier than I am. And I know it's difficult for you to grasp but calling you a moron for comparing fake titties to sandbags is not the same as white knighting implants, it's just calling you a moron.

Wow. Being called a moron from "Dingleberry Dickwad"?

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/you've obviously never seen how a sandbag is shaped, talk about moronic
//besides, on FARK it's "moran".


Aww it's ok. I understand you can't form an actual argument based on actual experience so you resort to the old baggin' on the name bit. It's all good man. I've been with women with real titties and ones with fakes. Yes they're different, yes fakes have a different feel to them depending on which type and the placement of implant, but they're still nothing like sandbags. Hell I even typically prefer real titties whenever possible, but I'm not a jackass about it, and I have enough actual experience with them to not make bullshiat claims and then point to other people's supposed experience with them as a reason I don't like them.

/moran
 
2014-06-13 11:14:43 AM  
[OUTRAGE] Cleavage
 
2014-06-13 11:24:54 AM  
Dingleberry Dickwad:  but I'm not a jackass about it

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-13 01:28:46 PM  

buckeyebrain: Shakespeare's Monkey: [img.fark.net image 293x214]

Was that from an actual game of Family Feud?  93 people with the #1 answer and it was unrevealed?  And what the hell is a beer sandwich?

/Game show nerd


It's from a fantasy sequence on Scrubs:  I think that the question was "what would guys like to see most?"

Also:  I think Mariah Carey has a beautiful face and truly spectacular knockers.
 
2014-06-13 01:33:00 PM  

Son of Streak: buckeyebrain: Shakespeare's Monkey: [img.fark.net image 293x214]

Was that from an actual game of Family Feud?  93 people with the #1 answer and it was unrevealed?  And what the hell is a beer sandwich?

/Game show nerd

It's from a fantasy sequence on Scrubs:  I think that the question was "what would guys like to see most?"

Also:  I think Mariah Carey has a beautiful face and truly spectacular knockers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QMJousotj0
 
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