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(Celebslam)   Mariah Carey seems to be totally relying on her cleavage for relevance nowadays. Which is totally fine   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 64
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2014-06-12 12:01:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-12 12:26:21 PM  
This thread is sure to be relevant to my interests.
 
2014-06-12 12:34:07 PM  
Well, if it replaces that dog-whistle voice of hers, I'm OK with it.
 
2014-06-12 03:34:44 PM  
Nowadays?  I know people who went to high school with her.  She's always done that.
 
2014-06-12 03:35:51 PM  

dittybopper: Well, if it replaces that dog-whistle voice of hers, I'm OK with it.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-12 04:57:28 PM  

Diogenes: Nowadays?  I know people who went to high school with her.  She's always done that.


And I've always been okay with it.
 
2014-06-12 06:16:14 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: [img.fark.net image 293x214]


Was that from an actual game of Family Feud?  93 people with the #1 answer and it was unrevealed?  And what the hell is a beer sandwich?

/Game show nerd
 
2014-06-12 06:19:22 PM  
Where would she have gotten such a ground-breaking idea? Does she have a doctorate in psychology?

iphonewallpapers-hd.com
 
2014-06-12 06:20:13 PM  
( o ) ( o )

/her two biggest hits
 
2014-06-12 06:20:55 PM  

buckeyebrain: Was that from an actual game of Family Feud? 93 people with the #1 answer and it was unrevealed? And what the hell is a beer sandwich?


www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2014-06-12 06:31:08 PM  
I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
growabrain.typepad.com
 
2014-06-12 06:36:32 PM  
Used to see a girl that was the spitting image of a younger Mariah at a club I used to frequent. Dear GOD she was hot. Gave her a ride home once even though it was totally out of my way and she was married, she was that smokin'.

/csb
 
2014-06-12 06:37:07 PM  
Subby, boobs are always relevant.
 
2014-06-12 06:39:12 PM  
the root word of cleavage is cleave.  boobs that cleave.
 
2014-06-12 06:41:37 PM  
cdn.funnie.st
I'm ok with it too.
 
2014-06-12 06:44:59 PM  
Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?
 
2014-06-12 06:48:18 PM  

buckeyebrain: Shakespeare's Monkey: [img.fark.net image 293x214]

Was that from an actual game of Family Feud?  93 people with the #1 answer and it was unrevealed?  And what the hell is a beer sandwich?

/Game show nerd


I would imagine since beer in beer googles make a ugly girl appear better. Beer sandwich is beer that makes vomit inducing food look better.
 
2014-06-12 06:48:39 PM  
Oh Mariah. Those look really heavy. Can I help you with those?
 
2014-06-12 06:53:51 PM  
world peace, beer sandwiches, the Rock, and boobs

It sounds like an old Carnak the Magnificent routine.
 
2014-06-12 06:54:40 PM  

Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?


Yeah, I didn't realize they were implants until I saw the photo accompanying the attached article. There's an obvious, misshapen outline of ann implant going down the inside of her right breast.

Not that I care; your body, girl -- do whatchoo want.
 
2014-06-12 07:03:11 PM  

obeymatt: [cdn.funnie.st image 540x825]
I'm ok with it too.


one of these things is not like the other
 
2014-06-12 07:07:32 PM  
Don't care what anybody here says, at Mariah Carey's peak (mid 90s), she was one of the best singers in the world. She had a booming, powerful voice, and an incredible octave range.

She can still break out the vocal chops occasionally nowadays, and is known more for her two roundish shapes in her front, but she did once possess a great amount of talent.

I'm a singer, so I could appreciate that.
 
2014-06-12 07:08:39 PM  

cryinoutloud: Where would she have gotten such a ground-breaking idea? Does she have a doctorate in psychology?

[iphonewallpapers-hd.com image 550x397]


I'll take the one on the left, the one on the right, and the one in the middle.
Also:
www.queen.gr
 
2014-06-12 07:08:52 PM  
Every night Nick Cannon goes home to Mariah and the twins... and their kids.
 
2014-06-12 07:12:33 PM  

MadAzza: Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?

Yeah, I didn't realize they were implants until I saw the photo accompanying the attached article. There's an obvious, misshapen outline of ann implant going down the inside of her right breast.

Not that I care; your body, girl -- do whatchoo want.


I didn't know either.
Yeah, if I had that build I'd show it off too.

/nice ta see ya!
 
2014-06-12 07:12:35 PM  

Rhett Khan: Every night Nick Cannon goes home to Mariah and the twins... and their kids.


Ha.
 
2014-06-12 07:15:36 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Don't care what anybody here says, at Mariah Carey's peak (mid 90s), she was one of the best singers in the world. She had a booming, powerful voice, and an incredible octave range.

She can still break out the vocal chops occasionally nowadays, and is known more for her two roundish shapes in her front, but she did once possess a great amount of talent.

I'm a singer, so I could appreciate that.


Sure, and have you checked out her rack?

Well it's almost Beer Sandwich Thirty, so bye.
 
2014-06-12 07:28:15 PM  

MadAzza: Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?

Yeah, I didn't realize they were implants until I saw the photo accompanying the attached article. There's an obvious, misshapen outline of ann implant going down the inside of her right breast.

Not that I care; your body, girl -- do whatchoo want.


If I can touch them they're real...............so they're fake!
 
2014-06-12 07:37:12 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: world peace, beer sandwiches, the Rock, and boobs

It sounds like an old Carnak the Magnificent routine.


What are... things that have never been in my toaster oven?
 
2014-06-12 07:37:21 PM  
Stop greenlighting this stupid site. Every single greenlight is about cleavage and then every single time the cleavage isn't even anything that great.. This shiat is like level 1 cleavage out of 10
 
2014-06-12 07:53:00 PM  
oblig. bie? eip

I can't think of a single mariah carey song. I guess I should have listened to the radio more in the 90s
 
2014-06-12 08:05:57 PM  

Omahawg: oblig. bie? eip
I can't think of a single mariah carey song. I guess I should have listened to the radio more in the 90s


I can't either. But I do know that she had/has an amazing voice. I read something about it once. Can sing three full octaves or something.
 
2014-06-12 08:15:12 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]


You'll knock your teeth out/break your jaw trying to motorboat those sandbags.
 
2014-06-12 08:34:32 PM  

peterthx: Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]

You'll knock your teeth out/break your jaw trying to motorboat those sandbags.


media.giphy.com

/explains so much about you
 
2014-06-12 08:39:58 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: world peace, beer sandwiches, the Rock, and boobs

It sounds like an old Carnak the Magnificent routine.


Name a Wish, a Dish, a...IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE REST OF THE JOKE GOES!
 
2014-06-12 08:42:39 PM  
Ima let you white knights finish.... But I pine for natural fjords with flapjack areola and Maria had neither - just sayin...
 
2014-06-12 08:49:45 PM  

lindalouwho: MadAzza: Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?

Yeah, I didn't realize they were implants until I saw the photo accompanying the attached article. There's an obvious, misshapen outline of ann implant going down the inside of her right breast.

Not that I care; your body, girl -- do whatchoo want.

I didn't know either.
Yeah, if I had that build I'd show it off too.

/nice ta see ya!


Heyoo! Just saw your email, oops! Been off for a bit.
 
2014-06-12 08:55:00 PM  

MadAzza: lindalouwho: MadAzza: Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?

Yeah, I didn't realize they were implants until I saw the photo accompanying the attached article. There's an obvious, misshapen outline of ann implant going down the inside of her right breast.

Not that I care; your body, girl -- do whatchoo want.

I didn't know either.
Yeah, if I had that build I'd show it off too.

/nice ta see ya!

Heyoo! Just saw your email, oops! Been off for a bit.


It's all good. As long as you're ok.
 
2014-06-12 08:58:32 PM  
I love her body almost as much as I hate everything else about her. Almost as much.
 
2014-06-12 09:25:56 PM  
I always thought her and Derek Jeter would end up staying together, he got smart.
 
2014-06-12 09:31:31 PM  
I want to put my penis inside her vagina....if you know what I mean, and I think you do
/I have a thing for moms
//last three girlfriends have been mothers
///I probably have some unresolved issues
 
2014-06-12 09:55:41 PM  
She's very sexy, but when she opens her mouth to talk, it all goes away.
 
2014-06-12 10:00:17 PM  

Flappyhead: Well she spent quite a few bucks on them so why not show'em off?


Yeah, pretty sure they went from A/B cup size to C/D sometime after her first album.
 
2014-06-12 10:00:36 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: world peace, beer sandwiches, the Rock, and boobs

It sounds like an old Carnak the Magnificent routine.


Man...you nailed it.
 
2014-06-12 10:03:01 PM  

peterthx: Atomic Spunk: I think she's pretty. Oh, and...
[growabrain.typepad.com image 250x147]

You'll knock your teeth out/break your jaw trying to motorboat those sandbags.


Oh, FFS.
 
2014-06-12 10:20:48 PM  
Mama got some serious junk in da trunk, too. I would so have a heart attack trying to last longer than 5 minutes with her!
 
2014-06-12 10:24:04 PM  
She's either genetically blessed or she has excellent judgment for picking out cosmetic surgeons.

20ish years ago:

thunderbird37.com

today:

celebslam.celebuzz.com

Li'l Kim, 20 years ago, I think:

i1112.photobucket.com

and now

a.abcnews.com
 
2014-06-13 12:08:20 AM  
good surgeons, ftw
 
2014-06-13 12:32:40 AM  
ʘ ʘ
 
2014-06-13 01:27:14 AM  

phaseolus: She's either genetically blessed or she has excellent judgment for picking out cosmetic surgeons.

20ish years ago:

[thunderbird37.com image 400x400]

today:

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x706]

Li'l Kim, 20 years ago, I think:

[i1112.photobucket.com image 286x176]

and now

[a.abcnews.com image 384x288]


Hell of a lot hotter in the first picture, IMO.

Didn't realize Lil Kim got so messed up.  Hate it when people do that.  And sadly, most of them are beautiful to begin with.

/I, on the other hand, could use about $50 million in plastic surgery just to get to Patton Oswalt level
 
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