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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 12
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372 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Jun 2014 at 8:15 PM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-12 07:29:59 PM  
Even if they get their zoning variance, the federal licensing of distilleries means that federal rules will kick in. If the residents are really opposed to this, they are in for a long, hard fight.
 
2014-06-12 08:37:16 PM  
Isn't Texas way over-built for upscale golf courses, just like every place else?
 
2014-06-12 08:51:42 PM  
Nae, millions.
 
2014-06-12 08:51:46 PM  
"...we don't want a whiskey distillery in our community."
draftpanthers.com
 
2014-06-12 09:55:33 PM  
Of course Golf and booze are compatible, how the hell do you think the Scots invented the sport?
 
2014-06-12 09:57:25 PM  
That's hilarious considering that golf is essentially just drinking outdoors while stopping periodically to hit a ball.
 
2014-06-12 10:24:57 PM  
As an avid golfer and scotch enthusiast, I'm torn. But as a Houstonian, FARK Dallas in the ass
 
2014-06-12 11:32:32 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: As an avid golfer and scotch enthusiast, I'm torn. But as a Houstonian, FARK Dallas in the ass


Not to be picky here but I don't live anywhere near Dallas. Fark Dallas
 
2014-06-13 01:57:34 AM  

doctor wu: That's hilarious considering that golf is essentially just drinking outdoors while stopping periodically to hit a ball.


But this is North Texas. Like any good Southern Baptist, you're only supposed to drink on the back porch.
 
2014-06-13 02:24:07 AM  
No true Scotsman would ever beg.
 
2014-06-13 08:29:11 AM  
'Distilling is illegal at Glen Garden Country Club sir, and I never slice.'
 
2014-06-13 11:12:39 AM  
Article is worthless without a comment from Dan Jenkins.
 
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