UberDave: Cheese?! 70s porn had substance!
Three Crooked Squirrels: "Hey, if you two chicks would like to get knocked up, John and I would be glad to help!"The most amazing thing about that line is that it didn't work. I would think, with lines like that, the ladies would be lining up for these silver-tongued devils.
Facetious_Speciest: You would not believe the farked up sexual harassment stories I've heard out of the Army.In all seriousness, my response to more than a few of them was, "uh, no, that shiat would get you shot in the Corps. Core."
hasty ambush: ...and on an important issue the Army's uniforms still suck.
Cheron: I design high pressure oxygen systems for the Navy, they can no longer show this video they made about LOX safety (you are warned) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9sIT6P_05I&feature=kp
rickythepenguin: i was in the Nav' juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust after the Tailhook scandal, and so instead of doing things like, ohh, PROTECTING THE DAMN COUNTRY, the first 1-2 years of my enlistment consisted of about weekly anti-sexual harrassment training (or "indoc", as training was called).The fun part was we had to shoot videos for these sessions, so there is a VHS tape or 5 of a young me in uniform, getting to (a) sexually harass females and unfortubaly (b) getting sexually harassed by others. it was stupid. one i recall dimly was me continuously asking out a coworker over her repeated "nos" and "you're making me uncomfrotable". we kept cracking up during "shooting" so we had to do like, 8 takes. her name was Jenny and i later learned she apparently queefed like a motherfarker, as my boy Jeff used to crush it on the reg.anyways, those videos were stupid. i'd love to see me "acting" again.
Facetious_Speciest: You would not believe the farked up sexual harassment stories I've heard out of the Army.In all seriousness, my response to more than a few of them was, "uh, no, that shiat would get you shot in the Corps."
KarmicDisaster: If it was made in the '70's, it was probably film, not video.
fireclown: I was a Army Combat Engineer back in the 80s in a series of Infantry divisions. There weren't a whole lot of women around. I didn't like it much at the time, because I like women, but sometimes I think that we might have just had it easier, workplace wise./$0.02.
Nix Nightbird: Cheron: I design high pressure oxygen systems for the Navy, they can no longer show this video they made about LOX safety (you are warned) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9sIT6P_05I&feature=kpYikes. That one really sent the message home, though. I'm not even in the Navy, and now I'm very certain I'll have the utmost respect for LOX.However, I could totally see the "have your ass" part coming.
farkin_Gary: "What Sexual Harris meant"Too obscure?1/2 free internets for anyone who can place that line of dialog.
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