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(CNN)   Church shooting in Arizona leaves one angel, another one holey   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-06-12 09:16:26 AM  
If only God had a Gun....
 
2014-06-12 09:20:59 AM  
An attack directed at Catholic priests? Hrmmm.
 
2014-06-12 09:21:41 AM  
Err...

Pew. Pew. Pew.
 
2014-06-12 09:22:55 AM  
These things happen, to other people. They don't happen at all, in fact.

/how should i react?
 
2014-06-12 09:24:26 AM  
VA state law bars you from carrying in a church without 'good and sufficent reason'.

I think I found a reason.
 
2014-06-12 09:25:42 AM  
Nice headline, subster.
 
2014-06-12 09:26:08 AM  
Article says they dont know what kind of weapon was used.

Whos the anti gun greenlighter of articles who didnt read the farking article themself.
 
2014-06-12 09:27:45 AM  

generallyso: An attack directed at Catholic priests? Hrmmm.


Exacterrry
 
2014-06-12 09:27:48 AM  

Giltric: Article says they dont know what kind of weapon was used.Whos the anti gun greenlighter of articles who didnt read the farking article themself.

The Rev. Kenneth Walker was fatally shot, and the Rev. Joseph Terra is hospitalized in critical condition, police and church officials said. It was not clear what type of weapon was used to attack Terra, Sgt. Steve Martos of the Phoenix Police Department said.


You're right, it could easily have been a crossbow or a cannon
 
2014-06-12 09:28:11 AM  
As the OJ circus celebrates 20 years, now gear up for the national "Killed a priest" trial, with everyone weighing in on the magical properties conjured up by such an act.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-12 09:28:15 AM  

Fano: These things happen, to other people. They don't happen at all, in fact.

/how should i react?


I reserve more outrage for when we know if the shooter was molested by Catholic priests as a child.

Sooner or later your chickens come home to roost.
 
2014-06-12 09:28:55 AM  
Another Mass shooting?
 
2014-06-12 09:29:41 AM  
Looks like the atheists got another confirmed kill.
 
2014-06-12 09:29:47 AM  
Place tour bets, ladies and gentlemen!! Will the great misinformed blame it on"
(A) pro choice or LG

(B) Child abuse survivor.

You know the Derpers will try to pin it on one or the other.
 
2014-06-12 09:30:37 AM  
D'oh. Forgot the atheist angle.
 
2014-06-12 09:30:39 AM  

oldernell: If only God had a Gun....


♪♫♪  What if God was gunning us...?  ♪♫♪
 
2014-06-12 09:31:28 AM  
What is up with CNN? They did a redesign a few months ago and now their pages don't load in Chrome.
 
2014-06-12 09:31:41 AM  
Good job, gun enthusiasts! You're really running up the score lately!
 
2014-06-12 09:32:09 AM  
I wonder how the religion-hating gun-haters are going to justify their cognitive dissonance on this one.
 
2014-06-12 09:33:16 AM  
heahea.org

/and we all know us jews are also sekret muzlims
 
2014-06-12 09:33:25 AM  
Another false flag operation brought to you by the Church of Satan AKA the Obama administration.
 
2014-06-12 09:33:36 AM  
Finding the suspect should be easy. Just look for the child who was raped.
 
2014-06-12 09:33:46 AM  
No love for subby? That's one hell of a headline, and also where you're heading. You'll be in good company. :P
 
2014-06-12 09:33:54 AM  
Wackoes are coming out of closets
 
2014-06-12 09:34:12 AM  

BunkoSquad: Giltric: Article says they dont know what kind of weapon was used.Whos the anti gun greenlighter of articles who didnt read the farking article themself.

The Rev. Kenneth Walker was fatally shot, and the Rev. Joseph Terra is hospitalized in critical condition, police and church officials said. It was not clear what type of weapon was used to attack Terra, Sgt. Steve Martos of the Phoenix Police Department said.

You're right, it could easily have been a crossbow or a cannon


I had the article open in another tab before I came across it here and it didnt say anything about a shooting.

They seem to have updated the article but mine wasnt refreshed.
 
2014-06-12 09:34:13 AM  

mr intrepid: Place tour bets, ladies and gentlemen!! Will the great misinformed blame it on"
(A) pro choice or LG

(B) Child abuse survivor.

You know the Derpers will try to pin it on one or the other.


Sounds like a botched burglary.
 
2014-06-12 09:34:19 AM  
FTFA: The church celebrates the mass in the traditional Latin.

How is this relevant to the crime? Did this cause it?
 
2014-06-12 09:34:39 AM  

Diogenes: oldernell: If only God had a Gun....

♪♫♪  What if God was gunning us...?  ♪♫♪


...Put a slug in one of us...
 
2014-06-12 09:34:42 AM  
School shootings are one of the great painful tragedies of modern American life.

Church shootings? Who gives a shiat?
 
2014-06-12 09:35:13 AM  
in the shooters defense, latin can sound a lot like terrorist.
 
2014-06-12 09:36:15 AM  

MythDragon: VA state law bars you from carrying in a church without 'good and sufficent reason'.

I think I found a reason.


You want to kill a priest?
 
2014-06-12 09:36:19 AM  

mr intrepid: Place tour bets, ladies and gentlemen!! Will the great misinformed blame it on"
(A) pro choice or LG

(B) Child abuse survivor.

You know the Derpers will try to pin it on one or the other.


B is the more plausible.

Of B can stand for Burglary, too...
 
2014-06-12 09:36:45 AM  

Sh0nuff: Looks like the atheists got another confirmed kill.


Really? Find me where an atheist did this, and tell me why that person did it?
 
2014-06-12 09:37:56 AM  
Obviously, the answer is to arm all priests. With assault rifles.
 
2014-06-12 09:38:56 AM  

Diogenes: oldernell: If only God had a Gun....

♪♫♪  What if God was gunning us...?  ♪♫♪


*Internet shin kick.
 
2014-06-12 09:39:21 AM  
The church celebrates Mass in the traditional Latin.

???

... are they speculating that this was the motivation of the shooter or something?

"Goodbye, father, now you can be as dead as the foul tongue with which you blaspheme the holy word."  *blam*

// Seriously, they gave that detail its own  paragraph.
// I would suspect it's probably that the priests were either abetting gang activity or interfering with it, given the location.  The connections between the Catholics and the cartels are pretty well-established across the southwest, on and off.
 
2014-06-12 09:40:08 AM  
A reading from the book of armaments, cheaper 8, verse 3.

If only they had used the Holy hand Grenade to defend themselves.
 
2014-06-12 09:40:12 AM  

MythDragon: VA state law bars you from carrying in a church without 'good and sufficent reason'.

I think I found a reason.


What, that Tennessee farkwit that shot up a UU congregation wasn't enough?
 
2014-06-12 09:40:33 AM  

GDubDub: I wonder how the religion-hating gun-haters are going to justify their cognitive dissonance on this one.


You can think religion is a net harm to society while not wishing it's adherents dead.

Talk to people, not to straw men.
 
2014-06-12 09:40:50 AM  

Maud Dib: mr intrepid: Place tour bets, ladies and gentlemen!! Will the great misinformed blame it on"
(A) pro choice or LG

(B) Child abuse survivor.

You know the Derpers will try to pin it on one or the other.

Sounds like a botched burglary.


Or a mentally ill person. They tend to obsess about religion.
 
2014-06-12 09:41:13 AM  
Nice on, Subby
 
2014-06-12 09:41:25 AM  

macadamnut: School shootings are one of the great painful tragedies of modern American life.

Church shootings? Who gives a shiat?


This incident appears to be an armed robbery that happened to target a church.
 
2014-06-12 09:41:55 AM  
Probably cartel violence.
 
2014-06-12 09:42:22 AM  

JoieD'Zen: FTFA: The church celebrates the mass in the traditional Latin.

How is this relevant to the crime? Did this cause it?


Church Latin makes me stabby.
 
2014-06-12 09:43:44 AM  

Dimensio: Another Mass shooting?


This comment is not getting the love it deserves.
 
2014-06-12 09:44:49 AM  
Wake up PEOPLE!  Red flag is obvious!!
 
2014-06-12 09:45:09 AM  

GDubDub: I wonder how the religion-hating gun-haters are going to justify their cognitive dissonance on this one.


I for one am finally starting to warm up to second amendment solutions.  As long as you guys stick to shooting each other, then the problem solves itself.
 
2014-06-12 09:45:20 AM  

MythDragon: VA state law bars you from carrying in a church without 'good and sufficent reason'.

I think I found a reason.


TFA did not say the robbery occurred during services.  The 911 call was placed at 9PM on Wednesday.  Police found only 2 people, the priests that were shot.  The incident obviously did not occur when the congregation was there, because they would've still been there when the cops arrived.

It sounds as if it's sufficient reason to hire a security guard for the times when there are only 1 or 2 individuals on the premises.

But some will say this is a reason the congregation should come to Sunday services heavily armed.
 
2014-06-12 09:45:31 AM  

mr intrepid: Place tour bets, ladies and gentlemen!! Will the great misinformed blame it on"
(A) pro choice or LG

(B) Child abuse survivor.

You know the Derpers will try to pin it on one or the other.


Unlikely. It's typically pro-lifers that kill people against their agenda.

Pro-choicers only like murdering babies.
 
2014-06-12 09:45:51 AM  

PullItOut: Dimensio: Another Mass shooting?

This comment is not getting the love it deserves.


Yeah...slipped right by me.
 
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