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(New York Daily News)   Faith-based waterpark in Texas wants to ban thongs. No word on what kind of footwear they expect people to wear if that ban goes through   (nydailynews.com) divider line 39
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2014-06-12 10:28:17 AM
7 votes:
I don't know about you, but I would prefer not to ride a water slide that requires faith. Give me some old fashioned science and engineering, thanks.
2014-06-12 09:48:04 AM
7 votes:
"Goddammit Moses, stop parting the water on the slide, I've got a whole layer of epidermis missing now. "
2014-06-12 02:27:08 PM
6 votes:
Traditional faith-based water ride:

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-06-12 10:38:54 AM
6 votes:

under a mountain:
Thong thread?


Sure. Why not...

www.drezzy.it
2014-06-12 11:19:35 AM
5 votes:

Graffito: ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?

No lifeguards?


Pro-life guards.
2014-06-12 11:01:48 AM
5 votes:

ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?


No lifeguards?
2014-06-12 12:33:07 PM
4 votes:

Profedius: I was able to see her vulva quite clearly


How did you know what car she was driving that day?
2014-06-12 11:37:09 AM
4 votes:
www.standbyformindcontrol.com
/Heretics
2014-06-12 10:35:14 AM
4 votes:
Faith-based waterpark?!? What's it called, Golden Showers?

i.imgur.com
2014-06-12 10:43:49 AM
3 votes:
I prefer the bikini bridge myself
p1.trrsf.com
2014-06-12 10:37:20 AM
3 votes:
scanfree.org
Hot!
2014-06-12 10:31:21 AM
3 votes:
But from behind they look like crucifixes? Most of the time when I see one I say, "sweet little baby Jesus".
2014-06-12 10:29:16 AM
3 votes:
I guess they'll have to wear what God gave them.
2014-06-12 10:25:47 AM
3 votes:
Kids still pee in the holy water, Cletus.
2014-06-12 11:51:02 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't know about you, but I would prefer not to ride a water slide that requires faith. Give me some old fashioned science and engineering, thanks.


what a faith based slide might look like:

www.shockmansion.com
2014-06-12 11:26:31 AM
2 votes:
Ban thongs?  What are they thinging in church choir, for God thakes?!
2014-06-12 10:47:04 AM
2 votes:
Why do they want to hide God's creation?
2014-06-12 10:37:11 AM
2 votes:
That's why I don't go to water parks. Well, that and all the urine...

www.scificool.com
2014-06-12 10:30:40 AM
2 votes:

whither_apophis: grokca: Jesus boots.

Do those let you walk on water?


Only in the winter.
2014-06-12 10:24:49 AM
2 votes:

grokca: Jesus boots.


Do those let you walk on water?
2014-06-12 09:48:33 AM
2 votes:
I am mad about things that are trivial and up to the owner. rabble rabble.
2014-06-12 03:57:06 PM
1 votes:
"Family friendly"?

How the hell do they think we get families in the first place?
2014-06-12 01:58:39 PM
1 votes:

serfdood: J.Shelby: [www.kayokokoswimwear.com image 850x1071]
She looks faith-based to me.


That's not a thong.  This is a thong (NSFW)


I've seen more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle!
2014-06-12 12:45:56 PM
1 votes:

Graffito: Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.

Hey now. It's not just about the wimmen-folk.
[i232.photobucket.com image 258x354]
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You are the worst person there has ever been.  Nobody is worse than you.
2014-06-12 11:43:50 AM
1 votes:
lawprofessors.typepad.com

Now here was a water park that required faith. And possibly faith healing.
2014-06-12 11:24:32 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

You're not making Christianity better, you're just making water parks worse
2014-06-12 11:10:45 AM
1 votes:

whither_apophis: grokca: Jesus boots.

Do those let you walk on water?


Not unless you have POWER!
ytimg.googleusercontent.com
2014-06-12 11:01:12 AM
1 votes:
It is obvious that the hairy Kazakhstani gentleman in the middle is too revealing, but are the fine young whores ladies swimsuits too revealing as well?
i.dailymail.co.uk

Here is some more eye bleach (bonus: redhead)

wfiles.brothersoft.com
2014-06-12 10:58:44 AM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: Now the hell can a religious water park make it as a bond issue?


That's what I want to know too.  If you want public money, it has strings attached.
2014-06-12 10:48:56 AM
1 votes:
I think that even women with perfect bodies look better in a traditional bikini bottom anyway.

 

reillan: How about we open a nudist water park to compete


Those ridges in the tube slides would be murder on the balls.
2014-06-12 10:44:40 AM
1 votes:
The attractions all use holy water? It's a day-long baptism!
2014-06-12 10:41:53 AM
1 votes:

Stavr0: [scanfree.org image 540x580]
Hot!


Does that whore in purple have exposed ankles?  Stone her.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 10:37:37 AM
1 votes:

Shmeat: Faith-based waterpark?!? What's it called, Golden Showers?

[i.imgur.com image 282x458]


'Wash your sins away'
2014-06-12 10:34:37 AM
1 votes:

generallyso: I wonder how they got the money to build a 35 acre "faith-based" waterpark.


And I'm an idiot: they have a link in the article that explains it.
2014-06-12 10:33:59 AM
1 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: Thongs on waterslides tend to have 'accidents'.

What's wrong with denim other than the threads clog up the filters?


Probably that, think of what thousands of rednecks in jorts in the pool everyday would do to the filtration system after one month.
2014-06-12 10:30:04 AM
1 votes:
Approved swimwear for the faith-based waterpark:
cdn.buzznet.com
2014-06-12 10:29:25 AM
1 votes:
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

They claim to be 'Family Friendly'

What about the dads? If I can't put on my mirrored sunglasses and ogle the MILFs in their thongs, I'd might as well stay the fark home.
2014-06-12 10:27:28 AM
1 votes:

baka-san: I'm near their other parks, hell, won  4 free passes a couple of weeks ago, they don't beat you over the head with it.

And hell, I'm an atheist, and I would ban butt flossers and denim if I owned one.


Hell.

/hell
2014-06-12 09:44:01 AM
1 votes:
I'm near their other parks, hell, won  4 free passes a couple of weeks ago, they don't beat you over the head with it.

And hell, I'm an atheist, and I would ban butt flossers and denim if I owned one.
 
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