under a mountain: Thong thread?
Graffito: ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?No lifeguards?
ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?
Profedius: I was able to see her vulva quite clearly
AverageAmericanGuy: I don't know about you, but I would prefer not to ride a water slide that requires faith. Give me some old fashioned science and engineering, thanks.
whither_apophis: grokca: Jesus boots.Do those let you walk on water?
grokca: Jesus boots.
serfdood: J.Shelby: [www.kayokokoswimwear.com image 850x1071]She looks faith-based to me.That's not a thong. This is a thong (NSFW)
Graffito: Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.Hey now. It's not just about the wimmen-folk.[i232.photobucket.com image 258x354][i232.photobucket.com image 239x211]
BSABSVR: Now the hell can a religious water park make it as a bond issue?
reillan: How about we open a nudist water park to compete
Stavr0: [scanfree.org image 540x580]Hot!
Shmeat: Faith-based waterpark?!? What's it called, Golden Showers?[i.imgur.com image 282x458]
generallyso: I wonder how they got the money to build a 35 acre "faith-based" waterpark.
TheGreatGazoo: Thongs on waterslides tend to have 'accidents'.What's wrong with denim other than the threads clog up the filters?
baka-san: I'm near their other parks, hell, won 4 free passes a couple of weeks ago, they don't beat you over the head with it.And hell, I'm an atheist, and I would ban butt flossers and denim if I owned one.
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