Graffito: ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?No lifeguards?
SansNeural: mekki: Most family themed water parks have a ban on too revealing clothing whether they are secular or religious. This is not news. It's not even Fark.Denim and alcohol were also mentioned as banned. Also commonly banned for good reasons. Denim (frayed cutoffs assumed) can harm the machinery. Mixing alcohol with waterslides, pools, crowds... not a good idea.
TheGreatGazoo: Thongs on waterslides tend to have 'accidents'.What's wrong with denim other than the threads clog up the filters?
mekki: Most family themed water parks have a ban on too revealing clothing whether they are secular or religious. This is not news. It's not even Fark.
Deucednuisance: NSCSB: One of the ways the local Megachurches near me get people to work for free is to tell them they are performing a "Ministry"*, as opposed to "grunt labor"
Graffito: Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.Hey now. It's not just about the wimmen-folk.[i232.photobucket.com image 258x354][i232.photobucket.com image 239x211]
cig-mkr: I prefer the bikini bridge myself[p1.trrsf.com image 619x464]
ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?
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