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(New York Daily News)   Faith-based waterpark in Texas wants to ban thongs. No word on what kind of footwear they expect people to wear if that ban goes through   (nydailynews.com) divider line 124
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2014-06-12 12:18:24 PM  

meanmutton: TheGreatGazoo: Thongs on waterslides tend to have 'accidents'.

What's wrong with denim other than the threads clog up the filters?

The ink bleeds, they can be a safety issue (denim gets heavy even it gets wet), and it looks trashy.


Also the metal (rivets, zippers and such) can damage the surfaces.

But most importantly it loos trashy.
 
2014-06-12 12:25:50 PM  

Graffito: Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.

Hey now. It's not just about the wimmen-folk.
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If you have stretch marks and pimples on your butt, please sir... keep it covered.
 
2014-06-12 12:29:23 PM  
I went to the water park down here and was laying on one of the chairs when a teenage girl stopped right behind me to speak to her friend. this teenage girl was wearing a thong and had her back to me. I was laying on my back and when I opened my eyes I was looking directly up into her crotch area. With the thong this teenage girl was wearing I was able to see her vulva quite clearly. I did not have a problem with this at all.

I can see jeans, because the rivets on them would tear up the slides, but thongs are rare at the water parks I have been to.
 
2014-06-12 12:33:07 PM  

Profedius: I was able to see her vulva quite clearly


How did you know what car she was driving that day?
 
2014-06-12 12:33:34 PM  

fireclown: Billy Liar: Graffito: ADHD Librarian: What the fork makes a water park 'faith' based?

No lifeguards?

Pro-life guards.

Bravo, sir.  Bravo!


Bravo?  You think lifeguards should be volunteers?  Of course they get paid!  Sheesh!

NSCSB: One of the ways the local Megachurches near me get people to work for free is to tell them they are performing a "Ministry"*, as opposed to "grunt labor".  I don't know about you, but it kind of fries a few brain cells every Sunday when I'm trying to simply get around all the traffic this monstrosity generates, and the guys waving the cars in and out are all wearing satin jackets embroidered with elaborate lettering reading "PARKING MINISTRY".

* Oddly enough, no-one in the congregation seems to mind that the actual "Minister" is handsomely compensated...
 
2014-06-12 12:45:56 PM  

Graffito: Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.

Hey now. It's not just about the wimmen-folk.
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You are the worst person there has ever been.  Nobody is worse than you.
 
2014-06-12 12:50:49 PM  

phaseolus: Circa 1990 you'd see women wearing thong swimsuits in public once in a while, but it hasn't really been a fashion thing for more than 20 years, has it? Please confirm or deny, someone.

(Sure, I bet thongs are offered for sale online somewhere, maybe that Weasel place is still in business. You can buy anything online. I'm talking about trends.)


I see your point. The trend over the past few years is the Brazilian bikini, which is a mix between a thong and a regular bikini. It partially covers the butt checks but just barely.
 
2014-06-12 01:04:47 PM  
Hey, whatever gets them more revenue.

Any predictions on how soon they will go out of business?
 
2014-06-12 01:12:09 PM  

J.Shelby: [www.kayokokoswimwear.com image 850x1071]
She looks faith-based to me.



That's not a thong.  This is a thong (NSFW)
 
2014-06-12 01:43:04 PM  

J.Shelby: [www.kayokokoswimwear.com image 850x1071]
She looks faith-based to me.


Makes me want to shout "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"

...and then take a nap.
 
2014-06-12 01:50:28 PM  

BeerBear: abhorrent1: This thread is VERY disappointing

I don't see you posting any pics :p


At work. I can look, hesitant to GIS though.
 
2014-06-12 01:58:39 PM  

serfdood: J.Shelby: [www.kayokokoswimwear.com image 850x1071]
She looks faith-based to me.


That's not a thong.  This is a thong (NSFW)


I've seen more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle!
 
2014-06-12 02:27:08 PM  
Traditional faith-based water ride:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-12 02:30:43 PM  

Deucednuisance: NSCSB: One of the ways the local Megachurches near me get people to work for free is to tell them they are performing a "Ministry"*, as opposed to "grunt labor"


I'm no longer religious, but when I hear stuff like this, I like my Methodist upbringing more and more.  We'd lean on people for grunt work for stuff once in a great while (picnics and stuff), but at least they would just TELL you that they needed help moving picnic tables or whatever.
 
2014-06-12 02:49:43 PM  

Mr.Bobo: Would this be okay?

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damn that looks uncomfortable.  nearly as uncomfortable as a thong.
 
2014-06-12 02:52:15 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mr.Bobo: Would this be okay?

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damn that looks uncomfortable.  nearly as uncomfortable as a thong.


Made me a little uncomfortable.
 
2014-06-12 02:53:16 PM  

Cletus C.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mr.Bobo: Would this be okay?

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damn that looks uncomfortable.  nearly as uncomfortable as a thong.

Made me a little uncomfortable.


Hey now!!!  Try to keep it PG-13 in here.....

:)
 
2014-06-12 03:23:33 PM  

abhorrent1: BeerBear: abhorrent1: This thread is VERY disappointing

I don't see you posting any pics :p

At work. I can look, hesitant to GIS though.


same here, don't think the boss appreciate me posting thongs at work
 
2014-06-12 03:29:07 PM  
Hey guys, we're not trying to be all "Texas Waterpark" in here, but we end up on no-no lists when there's too much skin on our pages, and then people end up getting Fark blocked at work and some other places. We appreciate butts as next as the next Farker, but let's please not show too much skin. A thong is too much skin in this case, but feel free to link to the pictures with a NSFW warning. Thanks!
 
2014-06-12 03:44:43 PM  
Thanks to this article I have a new oxymoron for my collection. There's military intelligence, jumbo shrimp, postal service and now

The alcohol-free fun land
 
2014-06-12 03:46:09 PM  
A photo from one of their "other" parks.  I would say that img.fark.netthey are not to restrictive on them swimming suits!
 
2014-06-12 03:57:06 PM  
"Family friendly"?

How the hell do they think we get families in the first place?
 
2014-06-12 04:08:59 PM  

Loadmaster: Any predictions on how soon they will go out of business?


Not sure, the other ones they have are big on the water slides, light on the Jesus.  But both are small parks, in small markets.  THey seem to be a couple that are pretty good at business, the one nearest me is always busy during the season.

I think they know their market, "hey, we might not be that big, but we are closer than the big parks, and cheaper too!"

Plus, they seem to run them well, never hear about too many accidents or injuries on the local news.
 
2014-06-12 05:31:19 PM  
I've seen too much of proponents of "family values" being some of the dirtiest in the bunch. I'm for a bar as soon as you walk in the place. The prospect of spending a day with the family is abhorrent to me. It's barely tolerable for my family, but being sober with other families as well? I know my family isn't the best, but it sure as hell beats spending time with someone elses crotch spawn.
It's nice to think you're above the others, but in reality, you can leave, and they still have their "lives".
Time to get the chilluns burquas, since we are free, as long as we all act alike and think alike.
 
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