grokca: Jesus boots.
baka-san: I'm near their other parks, hell, won 4 free passes a couple of weeks ago, they don't beat you over the head with it.And hell, I'm an atheist, and I would ban butt flossers and denim if I owned one.
whither_apophis: grokca: Jesus boots.Do those let you walk on water?
Super Chronic: Have you seen the women who usually show up at water parks? Banning thongs is a good thing.
TheGreatGazoo: Thongs on waterslides tend to have 'accidents'.What's wrong with denim other than the threads clog up the filters?
generallyso: I wonder how they got the money to build a 35 acre "faith-based" waterpark.
under a mountain: [s3.amazonaws.com image 500x400]Thong thread?
Shmeat: Faith-based waterpark?!? What's it called, Golden Showers?[i.imgur.com image 282x458]
under a mountain: Thong thread?
mekki: Most family themed water parks have a ban on too revealing clothing whether they are secular or religious. This is not news. It's not even Fark.
Stavr0: [scanfree.org image 540x580]Hot!
Maud Dib: generallyso: I wonder how they got the money to build a 35 acre "faith-based" waterpark.Forget it, Jake, it's Texas.
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