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(Global Post)   China's 'thong condom' is one step closer to reality. With highly technical drawing of a thong condom. Possibly Not safe for work   (globalpost.com) divider line 55
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2014-06-12 01:16:51 PM
Nope.

img849.imageshack.us
 
2014-06-12 02:46:11 PM
A thongdom?
 
2014-06-12 02:46:38 PM

Lsherm: Nope.

[img849.imageshack.us image 382x497]


looking at that made my stomach drop
 
2014-06-12 02:47:04 PM
Just Googled "Wikileaks Thong Condom."  Got nothing exciting.
 
2014-06-12 02:47:43 PM
Anti-skidding capsules?
WTF?
 
2014-06-12 02:48:04 PM

Lsherm: Nope.

[img849.imageshack.us image 382x497]


That image makes my feet tingle
 
2014-06-12 02:49:14 PM
NOPE THREAD!!!!
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-06-12 02:49:43 PM
The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes
 
2014-06-12 02:50:17 PM
Never forget that pee-pees are dirty, dirty, dirty, especially those girl ones. They get all slimy. Eeeeeewwwww! Best to wear a body condom so that you can't get any cooties on you.
 
2014-06-12 02:52:32 PM

Yellow Beard: The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes


Yeah, herpes was my first guess as well.
 
2014-06-12 02:52:34 PM
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-12 02:54:08 PM
Sacs
 
2014-06-12 02:54:43 PM
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2014-06-12 02:55:33 PM
When you absolutely, positively despise the organic process you're practicing....
 
2014-06-12 02:56:40 PM
How the hell does a condom "screw into place?"

Have I been doing it wrong? Oh God, I've been doing it wrong, haven't I? Sh*tsh*sh*t!!

Why do they make those instructions inside the box so small? It's like reading one of those user agreements you get before you download something. No one reads that. We just click the "I agree" button and apparently then go out and have sex without properly screwing the condom on.

F*ck.
 
2014-06-12 02:56:59 PM

stevarooni: When you absolutely, positively despise the organic process you're practicing....


And the Chinese pretty much do.
 
2014-06-12 02:57:12 PM
This is all because the dude is shooting huge wads... like gallons at a time.
 
2014-06-12 02:57:20 PM
s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com
 
2014-06-12 02:59:03 PM
Hey, at least it's pH balanced for a woman
I wonder if it's strong enough for a man?
 
2014-06-12 03:00:30 PM

special20: This is all because the dude is shooting huge wads... like gallons at a time.


i80.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-12 03:00:56 PM
Not really a thing I can carry in my wallet, better wear it 24/7.
 
2014-06-12 03:01:49 PM
Vertical streaks, 4. Anti-skidding microcapsules,

I'd prefer mine streak free.
 
2014-06-12 03:04:29 PM

ChipNASA: NOPE THREAD!!!!
[static.fjcdn.com image 296x248]


Just the thing for a "Chinese invent the darndest things" thread.

A "Gypsies invent the darndest things" gif.
 
2014-06-12 03:07:21 PM

mr0x: Yellow Beard: The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes

Yeah, herpes was my first guess as well.


I was thinking it has more to do with Chinese men having little dicks and needing the extra support to keep a condom on
 
2014-06-12 03:08:30 PM
Is it just me, or does the drawing smash every stereotype I've ever heard about asian mens penises? Penii? Whatever.

I'm feeling really insecure I might not properly, um, fill out a chinese made "multi-funtional g-string."
 
2014-06-12 03:15:53 PM

chitownmike: mr0x: Yellow Beard: The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes

Yeah, herpes was my first guess as well.

I was thinking it has more to do with Chinese men having little dicks and needing the extra support to keep a condom on


A little kid is in a pharmacy and thought it would be cool to buy some condoms. He buys two and the clerk says that'll be $1.05. But they're only fifty cents each, he says. The clerk says the extra five cents is for tax. Oh, he says, so that's how they stay on.
 
2014-06-12 03:16:50 PM

chitownmike: mr0x: Yellow Beard: The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes

Yeah, herpes was my first guess as well.

I was thinking it has more to do with Chinese men having little dicks and needing the extra support to keep a condom on


Poor bastards haven't ever seen the serial number.
 
2014-06-12 03:17:12 PM

Lsherm: Nope.

[img849.imageshack.us image 382x497]


Jesus Christ, my palms instantly clammed up. Having trouble typing
 
2014-06-12 03:18:26 PM

TinyFist: How the hell does a condom "screw into place?"

Have I been doing it wrong? Oh God, I've been doing it wrong, haven't I? Sh*tsh*sh*t!!

Why do they make those instructions inside the box so small? It's like reading one of those user agreements you get before you download something. No one reads that. We just click the "I agree" button and apparently then go out and have sex without properly screwing the condom on.

F*ck.


Have you been shaking it in instead?
 
2014-06-12 03:19:18 PM

ILoveBurritos: TinyFist: How the hell does a condom "screw into place?"

Have I been doing it wrong? Oh God, I've been doing it wrong, haven't I? Sh*tsh*sh*t!!

Why do they make those instructions inside the box so small? It's like reading one of those user agreements you get before you download something. No one reads that. We just click the "I agree" button and apparently then go out and have sex without properly screwing the condom on.

F*ck.

Have you been shaking it in instead?


On, not in.
 
2014-06-12 03:19:57 PM

Russ1642: chitownmike: mr0x: Yellow Beard: The Thong Condom, maximum protection for when you just have to bang the chick that has herpes

Yeah, herpes was my first guess as well.

I was thinking it has more to do with Chinese men having little dicks and needing the extra support to keep a condom on

A little kid is in a pharmacy and thought it would be cool to buy some condoms. He buys two and the clerk says that'll be $1.05. But they're only fifty cents each, he says. The clerk says the extra five cents is for tax. Oh, he says, so that's how they stay on.


Nice
 
2014-06-12 03:20:38 PM

ILoveBurritos: ILoveBurritos: TinyFist: How the hell does a condom "screw into place?"

Have I been doing it wrong? Oh God, I've been doing it wrong, haven't I? Sh*tsh*sh*t!!

Why do they make those instructions inside the box so small? It's like reading one of those user agreements you get before you download something. No one reads that. We just click the "I agree" button and apparently then go out and have sex without properly screwing the condom on.

F*ck.

Have you been shaking it in instead?

On, not in.


My personal issue with this whole thread has been that you must have actually read the article. Not cool, man...

Not.

Cool.
 
2014-06-12 03:20:42 PM

spamky: Lsherm: Nope.

[img849.imageshack.us image 382x497]

Jesus Christ, my palms instantly clammed up. Having trouble typing


i went hang-gliding near here. it was pretty.  but, i would not do this.
 
2014-06-12 03:22:25 PM

TinyFist: Is it just me, or does the drawing smash every stereotype I've ever heard about asian mens penises? Penii? Whatever.

I'm feeling really insecure I might not properly, um, fill out a chinese made "multi-funtional g-string."


"not to scale"

My thoughts on the reason they might need a harness is that their women have such tight veejayjays and trap those rubbers like a fly in honey.
 
2014-06-12 03:23:27 PM
This might actually work as beach and club fashion
 
2014-06-12 03:27:14 PM

JackieRabbit: Never forget that pee-pees are dirty, dirty, dirty, especially those girl ones. They get all slimy. Eeeeeewwwww! Best to wear a body condom so that you can't get any cooties on you.


If by cooties you mean HPV, then yeah.

Condoms are great at stopping HIV/AIDS and pregnancy.  Not so much for other diseases that only need skin-to-skin contact; most of your groin is still exposed with a condom.
 
2014-06-12 03:31:09 PM
Sounds like a male version of this:  http://www.janesway.net/
(Landing page is fine, some of the insides are not suitable for prudish workplaces.)
 
2014-06-12 03:33:54 PM
I initially read that as "Thing condom" and my mind filled with some pretty weird images for a few seconds.
/read article, was disappointed.
 
2014-06-12 03:37:15 PM
I'm torn.
It's either a kind-of faux strap-on (logic collision intended..) or some sort of rape-enabling device.

/..hafta admit, it's more likely my tiny brain just can't wrap itself around something that weird.
 
2014-06-12 03:40:04 PM

Loren: Sounds like a male version of this:  http://www.janesway.net/
(Landing page is fine, some of the insides are not suitable for prudish workplaces.)


Their website claims the pharmaceutical companies are trying to propagate the spread of aids for profit. What a gigantic load of derp.
 
2014-06-12 04:15:06 PM
Wong thong?
 
2014-06-12 04:15:29 PM

Lsherm: Nope.


Lol. Just showed my son-in-law the article. He said ↑this↑. Came to comments saw this and showed him... and he said, "see?".
 
2014-06-12 04:20:14 PM
I've seen gay porn where the guys wear these weird pantie things and a ring whilst doing their thing. But they rarely use condoms because that would ruin the whole anal cream pie bit.
 
2014-06-12 04:24:45 PM
I think I just found Halloween costume 2014!.
 
2014-06-12 04:40:09 PM

phaseolus: This might actually work as beach and club fashion


verkoren.files.wordpress.com
I'm sure it will.
 
2014-06-12 04:44:31 PM

bekovich: I've seen gay porn where the guys wear these weird pantie things and a ring whilst doing their thing. But they rarely use condoms because that would ruin the whole anal cream pie bit.


By accident right? I swear honey, it just popped up on screen.
 
2014-06-12 05:13:38 PM
"Highly technical sketch" looks like a Vonnegut doodle...

/img.fark.net
 
2014-06-12 05:32:05 PM

TinyFist: How the hell does a condom "screw into place?"

Have I been doing it wrong? Oh God, I've been doing it wrong, haven't I? Sh*tsh*sh*t!!

Why do they make those instructions inside the box so small? It's like reading one of those user agreements you get before you download something. No one reads that. We just click the "I agree" button and apparently then go out and have sex without properly screwing the condom on.

F*ck.


Dude, you have to unroll the condom all the way to read the directions.
 
2014-06-12 06:14:30 PM

Russ1642: bekovich: I've seen gay porn where the guys wear these weird pantie things and a ring whilst doing their thing. But they rarely use condoms because that would ruin the whole anal cream pie bit.

By accident right? I swear honey, it just popped up on screen.


I was hacked! It's a virus etc...
 
2014-06-12 06:24:56 PM
Oh, stick a cork in it.


oh, stick a cork in it.
 
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