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(IOL.co.za)   South African man caught by police eating the still-warm heart of the man he'd just killed--but with proper utensils. I mean, he's not THAT gauche   ( iol.co.za) divider line
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2014-06-12 09:25:40 AM  
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When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.
 
2014-06-12 10:19:16 AM  
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2014-06-12 11:00:27 AM  

dittybopper: [www.iol.co.za image 300x225]

When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.


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2014-06-12 11:01:56 AM  
He's probably one of those society types.

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2014-06-12 11:24:40 AM  

BKITU: dittybopper: [www.iol.co.za image 300x225]

When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.

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I'm betting you remember the glory days of Magua.

One of these days, I'll resurrect him for a while.
 
2014-06-12 11:42:01 AM  

Sybarite: He's probably one of those society types.

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Came for this reference, leaving satisfied
 
2014-06-12 11:45:33 AM  

dittybopper: BKITU: dittybopper: [www.iol.co.za image 300x225]

When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.

[slow_clap.gif]

I'm betting you remember the glory days of Magua.

One of these days, I'll resurrect him for a while.


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2014-06-12 11:45:52 AM  
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/OMGWTFBBQ
 
2014-06-12 11:46:49 AM  
At least it wasn't a liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.  I understand that combination is yummy yummy.

//slurpslurpslurp
 
2014-06-12 11:49:58 AM  
No tongs!?

Savages.
 
2014-06-12 11:50:04 AM  
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Approves!
 
2014-06-12 11:50:45 AM  
Well, I'll admit to being curious. Does the guy just like the taste of old human heart, or did he think he would gain some kind of power out of it? Like the ability to make good steam bread or something.
 
2014-06-12 11:54:29 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: Well, I'll admit to being curious. Does the guy just like the taste of old human heart, or did he think he would gain some kind of power out of it? Like the ability to make good steam bread or something.


If prepared properly, the heart is a tasty cut of meat.
 
2014-06-12 11:55:16 AM  
Whoonga. It's a helluva drug.
 
2014-06-12 11:55:27 AM  
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2014-06-12 11:56:19 AM  
I'm the only one who eats the turkey heart on thanksgiving, maybe the human heart is tasty.
 
2014-06-12 11:57:23 AM  
What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle
 
2014-06-12 11:57:25 AM  
At least he got the man's courage. His rich, tasty courage.
 
2014-06-12 12:00:30 PM  

LeroyBourne: I'm the only one who eats the turkey heart on thanksgiving, maybe the human heart is tasty.


On Thanksgiving it's a traditional breakfast of eating the gizzard, liver, and heart of the turkey.    Save the neck for later.
 
2014-06-12 12:00:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle


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Because it's dull, you twit, it will hurt more.
 
2014-06-12 12:03:59 PM  
Well, it's not like they're good cold.
 
2014-06-12 12:09:24 PM  
Police spokesman Captain FC van Wyk said: "At the scene police found the suspect, a Zimbabwean national, eating the heart of a human with a knife and fork."

But what type of fork subby. He could have been using a salad fork instead of the heart fork.
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2014-06-12 12:09:46 PM  
Jeeez this is getting confusing.  I've just figured out which fork is for the appetizer, the salad, the main course, and for dessert.  Now I gotta learn which one is for eating the freshy-ripped out heart of my foes?

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2014-06-12 12:11:03 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Well, I'll admit to being curious. Does the guy just like the taste of old human heart, or did he think he would gain some kind of power out of it? Like the ability to make good steam bread or something.


Mbuyiselo's village and lodges were burnt. Mbuyiselo's children were killed by the Zulu. Mbuyiselo was taken as a slave by the South Africans who fought for the Gugulethu Man. Mbuyiselo's wife believed he was dead and became the wife of another. The Gugulethu Man was the father of all this.  In time Mbuyiselo became blood-brother to South African to become free. In his heart he always was Zimbabwean. And his heart will be whole again on the day when the Gugulethu Man and all his seed are dead!
 
2014-06-12 12:11:35 PM  

Sybarite: He's probably one of those society types.

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How do you eat your victim"s heart in order to gain their eternal power, with your hands?

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2014-06-12 12:14:59 PM  
Good thing this didn't happen in Asia. Hard to eat a heart with chopsticks.

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2014-06-12 12:17:07 PM  

dittybopper: BKITU: dittybopper: [www.iol.co.za image 300x225]

When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.

[slow_clap.gif]

I'm betting you remember the glory days of Magua.


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One of these days, I'll resurrect him for a while.

Woohoo!
 
2014-06-12 12:17:21 PM  
Well it seems all the bases have been covered here.
 
2014-06-12 12:19:50 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle


Why a spoon? Why not something like an axe?
 
2014-06-12 12:32:15 PM  

snake_beater: ArcadianRefugee: What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle

Why a spoon? Why not something like an axe?


That's been taken care of.
 
2014-06-12 12:33:58 PM  
Human heart?  Too small, cept for you amatures.

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2014-06-12 12:42:36 PM  
Say what you will, but at least you can't say that the guy didn't have a heart.

/badumboom
//here all week, try the veal
 
2014-06-12 01:12:37 PM  
Police said he kept muttering something about "Clarice..."
 
2014-06-12 01:13:05 PM  
Also found at the scene.


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2014-06-12 01:14:13 PM  

snake_beater: ArcadianRefugee: What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle

Why a spoon? Why not something like an axe?


Because it will hurt more you twit. (no offense meant just quoting)
 
2014-06-12 01:16:51 PM  

hasty ambush: Police spokesman Captain FC van Wyk said: "At the scene police found the suspect, a Zimbabwean national, eating the heart of a human with a knife and fork."

But what type of fork subby. He could have been using a salad fork instead of the heart fork.
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Looks like a place setting at Unseen University.
 
2014-06-12 01:22:57 PM  
"Tshabalala said the man had visited the couple and handed her a R50 to buy liquor at a nearby shebeen.  "

Someone gives you a bike that nice, you might want to let 'im go ahead and eat his heart out.
 
2014-06-12 01:38:22 PM  
I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I ate your heart out, in Gugulethu...gugulethu....
 
2014-06-12 01:47:12 PM  
Idiot.  Didn't he know that he's supposed to let the heart rest for three to five minutes after taking it off the kill?
 
2014-06-12 01:51:28 PM  
Gugulethu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
 
2014-06-12 02:00:59 PM  

Bonobo62: Gugulethu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!


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Would like a word with you.
 
2014-06-12 02:05:37 PM  

LeroyBourne: I'm the only one who eats the turkey heart on thanksgiving, maybe the human heart is tasty.


There is a chinese palce here that makes deep fried chicken hearts with a white sauce. Good stuff.
 
2014-06-12 02:18:18 PM  
Eat your heart out Farkers
 
2014-06-12 03:21:17 PM  
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2014-06-12 03:27:57 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: /OMGWTFBBQ


Damn, was looking all forward to "Kali Ma...Kali Ma."
 
2014-06-12 03:30:03 PM  

Iblis824: LeroyBourne: I'm the only one who eats the turkey heart on thanksgiving, maybe the human heart is tasty.

There is a chinese palce here that makes deep fried chicken hearts with a white sauce. Good stuff.


Damn, that does sound good.
 
2014-06-12 04:17:15 PM  
Of course he ate it while it was still warm, no one likes cold or reheated heart.
 
2014-06-12 04:32:39 PM  

ChipNASA: dittybopper: BKITU: dittybopper: [www.iol.co.za image 300x225]

When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.

[slow_clap.gif]

I'm betting you remember the glory days of Magua.

One of these days, I'll resurrect him for a while.

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Do not feed him hearts after midnight.
 
2014-06-12 05:54:38 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, it's not like they're good cold.


Nonsense, it's best served cold! A bard told me.
 
2014-06-12 06:55:35 PM  
The police were eating the victim's still-warm heart even as they apprehended the killer? Man, the South African cops are badass.
 
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