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(Daily Mail)   Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 159
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2014-06-12 04:56:12 PM  
Attila the Mom:

That's great!  And it sounds like she has a wonderful, loving, supportive partner in you!


Wow. How YOU doin'? I'll be your wonderful, loving, supportive partner...


/well not the wonderful part
//or the supportive.
///loving part only lasts 30 seconds, but BOY HOWDY
 
2014-06-12 05:04:53 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 500x330]

You recognise these Real Americans(tm).


I don't know. I tell you what, let me call a buddy and let him take a look at that picture.
 
2014-06-12 05:24:34 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.



That's the thing that gets me when I see a fatass parking in the close spot, and then plopping down into an electric cart. Maybe if you tried walking more than 10 feet you wouldn't be so damn fat.
 
2014-06-12 05:36:10 PM  

big pig peaches: What the fark is with people that they can go to work every day, see a chair like that at their desk and not realize they need to take drastic action to improve themselves.


This.

I try really hard to reserve judgement on the fatties because - as has been said - I don't know their story.  But I've got these preconceived judgements and bias against land whales that are difficult to ignore when 99% of the fatties I see are reinforcing the negative stereotypes of the "differently weighted." I see the cows at work coming back from lunch with two bags of McDonalds and the largest size drink they serve (32 oz.?).  I see some fatass on a scooter at Walmart, loading their scooter basket with junk food and soda.  It's disgusting.  So when I do see that one chunky chick, running on the trail, breathing heavy, running a 15-minute mile, and sweating the calories off, I have a great appreciation for her.  She's lapping everyone sitting at home on the couch.  Hats off.  Good job, lady.  Much respect.  Keep doing what you're doing and you won't be that big for long.  "Thyroid condition" my ass.  Get off your fat ass and DO SOMETHING about it.  Everything else is just whiny excuses.
 
2014-06-12 06:44:54 PM  
Sounds like Britain needs a war! That will put them back into shape ... or dye trying ... leaving body grease all over the battlefield ...
 
2014-06-12 06:50:39 PM  

MythDragon: Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.


That's the thing that gets me when I see a fatass parking in the close spot, and then plopping down into an electric cart. Maybe if you tried walking more than 10 feet you wouldn't be so damn fat.


Don't have them park up close, put them in...
*dons dark sunglasses*
overflow parking.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-06-12 09:17:27 PM  

Snarfangel: Smeggy Smurf: If only there was some way to not be fat.  Some sort of utensil that can be put down


Make them use chopsticks. You don't see many fat Chinese people. Q.E.D.


They aren't Chinese, but you are aware that sumo wrestlers also eat with chopsticks, aren't you? Properly (improperly?) wielded chopsticks can be highly efficient food shoveling devices.
 
2014-06-12 09:50:38 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Attila the Mom:

That's great!  And it sounds like she has a wonderful, loving, supportive partner in you!


Wow. How YOU doin'? I'll be your wonderful, loving, supportive partner...


/well not the wonderful part
//or the supportive.
///loving part only lasts 30 seconds, but BOY HOWDY


All your sweet talk sure made this old lady's day!  Even the 30 seconds part. LOL
 
2014-06-13 12:29:04 AM  

DarwinianReject: big pig peaches: What the fark is with people that they can go to work every day, see a chair like that at their desk and not realize they need to take drastic action to improve themselves.

This.

I try really hard to reserve judgement on the fatties because - as has been said - I don't know their story.  But I've got these preconceived judgements and bias against land whales that are difficult to ignore when 99% of the fatties I see are reinforcing the negative stereotypes of the "differently weighted." I see the cows at work coming back from lunch with two bags of McDonalds and the largest size drink they serve (32 oz.?).  I see some fatass on a scooter at Walmart, loading their scooter basket with junk food and soda.  It's disgusting.  So when I do see that one chunky chick, running on the trail, breathing heavy, running a 15-minute mile, and sweating the calories off, I have a great appreciation for her.  She's lapping everyone sitting at home on the couch.  Hats off.  Good job, lady.  Much respect.  Keep doing what you're doing and you won't be that big for long.  "Thyroid condition" my ass.  Get off your fat ass and DO SOMETHING about it.  Everything else is just whiny excuses.


They say "well at least I'm not that guy, eating 4 big macs for lunch", and then proceed to eat 3 big macs for lunch.
 
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