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(Daily Mail)   Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 159
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2014-06-12 09:31:27 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-06-12 11:27:36 AM  
dougernst.files.wordpress.com
SImpsons did it.
 
2014-06-12 11:28:12 AM  
Just make height and weight a protected class like they did in Michigan.

Also, lack of ability to put down the fork is not a disability.
 
2014-06-12 11:28:50 AM  
We'll cut the check as soon as we confirm that your sperm count is too low to manufacture more of you. Thank you.
 
2014-06-12 11:28:57 AM  
Also, aren't many of the other health problems you get from being that overweight already on the disability list?
 
2014-06-12 11:29:14 AM  
It sounds like subby is having a hard time finding a literary agent.
 
2014-06-12 11:29:46 AM  
He was sacked.
 
2014-06-12 11:30:58 AM  
My fingers are too fat to type this, so I have to use my penis because it's small enough...

*weeps into between-snack snack of entire lemon meringue pie*
 
2014-06-12 11:31:10 AM  
by flyover state standards that guy is svelte.
 
2014-06-12 11:31:36 AM  
strong headline,  subby. Consider yourself saluted.
 
2014-06-12 11:31:48 AM  
images.t-nation.com

Fat. Go somewhere else to be it.
 
2014-06-12 11:31:51 AM  
So by this rationale I should be able to claim any of my addictions as a disability? Jackpot!!!
 
2014-06-12 11:32:23 AM  
Christ, everyone's a victim of something these days.
 
2014-06-12 11:34:03 AM  
I completely support the notion that it is not my fault I have a gut.

DONT BE FATISTS FARK!
 
2014-06-12 11:34:17 AM  
You guys have no idea how hard it is. Just last week, I went to the beach but didn't feel safe going in the water because the Japanese whaling ship had been tracking me for half an hour.
 
2014-06-12 11:34:24 AM  
British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-06-12 11:34:27 AM  
Subby, your true calling is dirty romantic novella.
 
2014-06-12 11:35:10 AM  
Not having a disability is becoming a real disability.
 
2014-06-12 11:35:32 AM  

SmackLT: My fingers are too fat to type this, so I have to use my penis because it's small enough...

*weeps into between-snack snack of entire lemon meringue pie*


Aww, here's an internet hug.
Fat people shake so horribly when they cry.
 
2014-06-12 11:36:27 AM  
Just another day in....NEW JERSEY!!
 
2014-06-12 11:36:53 AM  
I'm getting in shape, though. Last night I did nearly 200 crunches in less than an hour.
mms.businesswire.com
 
2014-06-12 11:37:06 AM  
for some reason I thought of this guy:

www.virginmedia.com
 
2014-06-12 11:37:16 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

[f.kulfoto.com image 275x383]


do americans companies have to offer the fatass chair though? or is your company going above and beyond what the law requires for their obese employees in an effort to keep them jolly?
 
2014-06-12 11:38:22 AM  

Dimensio:


*Icantfaptothis*
 
2014-06-12 11:38:43 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

[f.kulfoto.com image 275x383]


Yep, I have a co-worker with one of those.  There's got to be stock to invest some money in, because shiat like this is just going up.
 
2014-06-12 11:40:09 AM  

Cymbal: So by this rationale I should be able to claim any of my addictions as a disability? Jackpot!!!


"Sir, you're just going to have to make reasonable accommodations for me being hungover every day."
 
2014-06-12 11:40:28 AM  
And when this is struck down by the courts, a wheezy gasp will pour out across this nation from the Cheetos-encrusted lips of a million angry tubbos.
 
2014-06-12 11:40:54 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
well thanks a lot subby
 
2014-06-12 11:41:41 AM  

LeroyBourne: There's got to be stock to invest some money in, because shiat like this is just going up.


peak fat has to be coming and when it does all the stock prices of those vendors will tumble because existing fatass chairs will cover the declining number of fatasses.
 
2014-06-12 11:42:33 AM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-06-12 11:44:16 AM  

Headso: LeroyBourne: There's got to be stock to invest some money in, because shiat like this is just going up.

peak fat has to be coming and when it does all the stock prices of those vendors will tumble because existing fatass chairs will cover the declining number of fatasses.


I think peak fat has peaked in the UK and perhaps in the US. Excluding outliers. Like the Southern United States. And Chicago.
 
2014-06-12 11:45:50 AM  
I thought the word "overweight" had been expunged from the contemporary lexicon because of its judgmental implication and tone.
 
2014-06-12 11:46:00 AM  
This will not impact Farkers who, after all, are still virgins and cannot procreate.
 
2014-06-12 11:46:18 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass enhanced girth chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

[f.kulfoto.com image 275x383]


You should be ashamed of yourself.   Bully.
 
2014-06-12 11:47:50 AM  
Headline by the law firm Dickens, Updike & Hemingway
 
2014-06-12 11:48:15 AM  

SmackLT


You guys have no idea how hard it is. Just last week, I went to the beach but didn't feel safe going in the water because the Japanese whaling ship had been tracking me for half an hour.


Maybe you can go to DC with 1999 friends and have the Million Pound March.
 
2014-06-12 11:48:52 AM  
Disability?

No, but it is definitely a disorder.
 
2014-06-12 11:51:08 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: The guy one cube over has a fatass enhanced girth chair.


weight-advantaged. The answer to thin privilege.
 
2014-06-12 11:51:56 AM  

GoldSpider: I thought the word "overweight" had been expunged from the contemporary lexicon because of its judgmental implication and tone.


sounds like something you would find written by a victim/right wing pundit.
 
2014-06-12 11:52:39 AM  

Headso: LeroyBourne: There's got to be stock to invest some money in, because shiat like this is just going up.

peak fat has to be coming and when it does all the stock prices of those vendors will tumble because existing fatass chairs will cover the declining number of fatasses.


So invest in diabetes medication? That seems like the ticket.
 
2014-06-12 11:54:57 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

[f.kulfoto.com image 275x383]


I saw that referred to as the throne of freedom recently.
 
2014-06-12 11:55:08 AM  

Rip Dashrock: Christ, everyone's a victim of something these days.

I feel victimized by your post. Can I have some disability money?

 
2014-06-12 11:55:26 AM  
Here...

www.nufcblog.org

Have a wafer thin mint and SHUT THE FARK UP!
 
2014-06-12 11:56:14 AM  

Headso: GoldSpider: I thought the word "overweight" had been expunged from the contemporary lexicon because of its judgmental implication and tone.

sounds like something you would find written by a victim/right wing pundit.


As many societal ills that the right wing is responsible for, language sanitization isn't one of them.
 
2014-06-12 11:57:55 AM  

Headso: by flyover state standards that guy is svelte.

For Farq commenters.


www.thewire.com
 
2014-06-12 11:58:18 AM  
Put. The fork. Down.
 
2014-06-12 11:58:32 AM  

JoieD'Zen: SmackLT: My fingers are too fat to type this, so I have to use my penis because it's small enough...

*weeps into between-snack snack of entire lemon meringue pie*

Aww, here's an internet hug.
Fat people shake so horribly when they cry.


Fat people don't cry... they sweat from their eyes.
 
2014-06-12 11:58:34 AM  

Headso: Harry Freakstorm: British companies may soon have to treat obese workers as 'disabled' and provide them with larger seats and parking spaces next to the office.

This is already a thing in Merica. The guy one cube over has a fatass chair. It's designed for people between 300 - 400 pounds. It looks like a regular chair with a wider seat and lumbar support. The company offers another chair for the 400 pounder pluses. It looks like this:

[f.kulfoto.com image 275x383]

do americans companies have to offer the fatass chair though? or is your company going above and beyond what the law requires for their obese employees in an effort to keep them jolly?



After fatty mcfatterson breaks 3 or 4 regular office chairs, it's probably just cheaper to invest in a fatass chair..  And yes, I have watched as a corpulent female drop her weight into a wheeled chair and one of the wheels snapped off and dumped her on the ground.  Of course, she went for worker's comp, claiming an inferior and dangerous office environment.  And the next round of lay-offs had her name on the list.
 
2014-06-12 11:59:03 AM  
I could call it a disability, however I'm not referring to the 350 lb guy who just can't stop eating pizza, wings, and a whole bottle of soda for dinner. I'm talking about the "I'm so fat, I literally can't walk". At that point, I think there should probably be some sort of semi-mandatory rehab like they give to junkies.
 
2014-06-12 12:00:24 PM  

GoldSpider: I thought the word "overweight" had been expunged from the contemporary lexicon because of its judgmental implication and tone.


I believe the correct term now is "differently weighted"
 
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