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(The Local)   "Excuse me sir, you've been speeding. Please step out of the vehicle so we can steal it"   (thelocal.de) divider line 24
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2014-06-12 08:44:09 PM  
This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings
 
2014-06-12 10:02:48 PM  
Leave it to the Germans to streamline asset forfeiture...
 
2014-06-12 10:07:22 PM  
"You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!."
 
2014-06-12 10:08:10 PM  

ArkAngel: This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings


You sound paranoid or maybe you live in Detroit.
 
2014-06-12 10:09:17 PM  
So...how do we know they weren't cops?
 
2014-06-12 10:09:51 PM  
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2014-06-12 10:24:48 PM  
Bow down to authority and surrender your stuff! Doesn't matter the reason.
 
2014-06-12 10:28:51 PM  
Ossis...
 
2014-06-12 10:30:36 PM  

joeshill: So...how do we know they weren't cops?


What? In the Former Soviet German People's Republic? Probably their cop car was nearly out of gas
 
2014-06-12 11:42:07 PM  
Spent the night in Magdeburg in the worst hotel I have ever seen. My room was on the second floor, and as I stood at the window, I could push the wall away from the floor and look straight down on the cobblestone street.

There was a communal bathroom down the hall, but the shower was in the room, and a Russian stand-alone model. The instructions to turn on the water heater which was integral to the shower were in Cyrillic, and I had no idea how to turn it on, so a cold shower was the best I could do.

In the next room, there was a threesome; a guy and two girls who giggled, did drugs and farked all night long. I know this because I could hear them like they were in my room. I did have to laugh though, in lieu of the customary Gideon Bible was a German porno mag that was one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen. Germans be sick!

About 2:30am, dump trucks began rumbling by on the cobblestones, and all sleep was cancelled for the rest of the morning.

Magdeburg is where the Russians claim that they dumped Hitler's ashes in the river Elbe. It also features this:
lh6.ggpht.com

A waterway freeway overpass.
 
2014-06-13 12:32:22 AM  

skinink: "You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!."



good times, good times...
 
2014-06-13 12:32:56 AM  
Really? I'm the first?
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2014-06-13 12:33:03 AM  
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2014-06-13 01:14:04 AM  
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2014-06-13 01:28:11 AM  
In 1935 hitler outlawed guns, they lived happily ever after
 
2014-06-13 02:07:21 AM  

ArkAngel: This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings


You know what you don't get to do when being pulled over?  You don't get to pick your spot.  "I was looking for a crowd, officer.  That's why I drove 11 miles after I saw your lights and heard the siren and you yelling at me to pull over."
 
2014-06-13 03:26:02 AM  

jtown: ArkAngel: This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings

You know what you don't get to do when being pulled over?  You don't get to pick your spot.  "I was looking for a crowd, officer.  That's why I drove 11 miles after I saw your lights and heard the siren and you yelling at me to pull over."


Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart.

Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right.

This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the G's, and fast heel-toe work.
 
2014-06-13 03:33:18 AM  

jtown: ArkAngel: This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings

You know what you don't get to do when being pulled over?  You don't get to pick your spot.  "I was looking for a crowd, officer.  That's why I drove 11 miles after I saw your lights and heard the siren and you yelling at me to pull over."


Actually you do, you slow down, activate your 4 ways and find a safe spot, any normal non roid raged cop will understand what you are doing (and the roid raged ones will be assholes no matter what ya do so better to have witnesses)
 
2014-06-13 07:48:34 AM  

Pribar: jtown: ArkAngel: This is why you always pull over somewhere with other people around, and preferably security cameras.

That and the beatings

You know what you don't get to do when being pulled over?  You don't get to pick your spot.  "I was looking for a crowd, officer.  That's why I drove 11 miles after I saw your lights and heard the siren and you yelling at me to pull over."

Actually you do, you slow down, activate your 4 ways and find a safe spot, any normal non roid raged cop will understand what you are doing (and the roid raged ones will be assholes no matter what ya do so better to have witnesses)


I always find the darkest most secluded place I can to show the cop I trust him. And as I am a concealed weapons holder, I don't want the cop to worry, so I alert him by yelling "Hey! I have a gun!" out the window as soon as he exits his car. And then I stick it out the window to show I am not trying to hide it. I find this makes for a more relaxed atmosphere for everyone involved. And you now, contrary to popular believe, most cops do have a great sense of humor.
 
m00
2014-06-13 11:02:01 AM  

Pribar: Actually you do, you slow down, activate your 4 ways and find a safe spot, any normal non roid raged cop will understand what you are doing (and the roid raged ones will be assholes no matter what ya do so better to have witnesses)


Yeah I almost got shot for that. I drove 50 feet into a parking lot. The cop claimed in doing so he had a right to shoot me. He wasn't saying this calmly... he was shouting it, in my face as his gun was coming out. He screamed that unless I pulled over immediately, he could shoot me.
 
m00
2014-06-13 11:02:37 AM  

m00: Yeah I almost got shot for that. I drove 50 feet into a parking lot. The cop claimed in doing so he had a right to shoot me. He wasn't saying this calmly... he was shouting it, in my face as his gun was coming out. He screamed that unless I pulled over immediately, he could shoot me.


And in fact, at that moment, he had a right to shoot me.
 
2014-06-13 05:28:15 PM  
Since nobody has done so yet, I will now tell you all that it is illegal in Germany to ask a cop if he is a cop.
 
2014-06-13 05:40:03 PM  

JamesBCrazy: Since nobody has done so yet, I will now tell you all that it is illegal in Germany to ask a cop if he is a cop.


What's the rationale behind that?
 
2014-06-14 09:48:00 AM  

lewismarktwo: JamesBCrazy: Since nobody has done so yet, I will now tell you all that it is illegal in Germany to ask a cop if he is a cop.

What's the rationale behind that?


Tradition?

www.alphamagazine.ae
 
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