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2014-06-12 11:32:42 AM
Well that's definitely going in The Great Book of Grudges.
 
2014-06-12 01:08:00 PM
FTFA: Dwarf galaxies that orbit the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies defy the accepted model of galaxy formation

Then it's clear your 'accepted' models are flawed and need revising.
 
2014-06-12 01:15:42 PM

Carousel Beast: FTFA: Dwarf galaxies that orbit the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies defy the accepted model of galaxy formation

Then it's clear your 'accepted' models are flawed and need revising.


... Yes. That was
A) The point of the article
B) How science works.
 
2014-06-12 01:17:17 PM

Felgraf: Carousel Beast: FTFA: Dwarf galaxies that orbit the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies defy the accepted model of galaxy formation

Then it's clear your 'accepted' models are flawed and need revising.

... Yes. That was
A) The point of the article
B) How science works.


Exactly.

/You were more succinct than me
 
2014-06-12 01:24:43 PM

Carousel Beast: FTFA: Dwarf galaxies that orbit the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies defy the accepted model of galaxy formation

Then it's clear your 'accepted' models are flawed and need revising.


It means that creationism has been proven correct, Jesus's face will now be on the dollar bill, and Neil deGrasse Tyson has to work as a ticket-taker at Holy Land in Orlando.
 
2014-06-12 01:27:15 PM

Carousel Beast: FTFA: Dwarf galaxies that orbit the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies defy the accepted model of galaxy formation

Then it's clear your 'accepted' models are flawed and need revising.


Denier!
 
2014-06-12 01:27:56 PM

Sybarite: Well that's definitely going in The Great Book of Grudges.


Will it come after the one where the elves cut off your beard?
 
2014-06-12 01:36:12 PM
Carousel Beast:
/You were more succinct than me

Suck what?
 
2014-06-12 01:36:55 PM
Map of universe questioned

Yeah, good luck with that
 
2014-06-12 01:39:02 PM
Well that's the data we have and that's all we will get. So just assume that a small chunk of each spiral galaxy has a section  at about 12% the overall diameter, shuffled into a 'white hole' squirm-neutron-roll deck of cards that is exchanged based on quantum decay within the dominant gravitation sheer, until we decide we have enough information for irregular/blob galaxies and dwarf spirals and quasars.
 
2014-06-12 01:39:53 PM
img.fark.net

Yer pointy-eared wizards dinn't account fer Dark Matter.

Yar

/why do my dwarves always sound like a sea captain?
 
2014-06-12 01:44:43 PM
I'm sure they can get on that model's quim if they stand on each other's shoulders.
 
2014-06-12 01:45:33 PM

LewDux: Map of universe questioned

Yeah, good luck with that


The dwarves were just borrowing it. They'll give it back in time.
 
2014-06-12 01:48:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-12 01:50:06 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-12 02:07:02 PM
Subby I think you mean "elfish" or "elvish" conspiracy.
 
2014-06-12 02:09:56 PM
I thought it was assumed at this point that everyone already knows the standard model is wrong, but it's the best fit for the data we have so we referencing it until someone figures out a better model.
 
2014-06-12 03:00:05 PM
elves just don't have an appreciation for drink and industry
 
2014-06-12 03:16:19 PM
At least they have souls, unlike Red Giants.
 
2014-06-12 03:31:33 PM

Corvus: Subby I think you mean "elfish" or "elvish" conspiracy.


Elven is an adjective to describe something associated with elves or the qualities of elves. Elvish is a term for the languages of the Elves, like Quenya or Sindarin.
 
2014-06-12 03:45:00 PM
We're still at an early stage with cosmology. At least we're now reminding everyone that science is just science, that doubts are expected, that corrections and developments are inevitable. Up until recently things were just stated as if fact, and now we have the best attempts at science of the past being held up as if 100% true/or 100% false.

tricycleracer: Holy Land in Orlando


Sigh. Like this. Turns out this is a real place.
 
2014-06-12 03:58:13 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: We're still at an early stage with cosmology. At least we're now reminding everyone that science is just science, that doubts are expected, that corrections and developments are inevitable. Up until recently things were just stated as if fact, and now we have the best attempts at science of the past being held up as if 100% true/or 100% false.

tricycleracer: Holy Land in Orlando

Sigh. Like this. Turns out this is a real place.


Well shiat, they need to hire this guy:
www.stfrancis.edu
 
2014-06-12 04:50:42 PM
Misread the headline as "Eleven Cosplay" and was thinking dwarf was some sort of new pedobear reference.
 
2014-06-13 12:11:56 AM
What an Elven Dwarf may look like

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