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(SFGate)   Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism. "But I'm not talking about butt-chugging. I know that's different"   (sfgate.com) divider line 151
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2014-06-12 09:46:13 AM  
He continued and said that "(he's) a social cocksucker and can stop at just one or two at a party".
 
2014-06-12 10:15:41 AM  
Those smart glasses still aren't working.
 
2014-06-12 10:17:00 AM  
Texas: Racist, homophobic, and proud of it since....well forever.
 
2014-06-12 10:24:25 AM  
Both are widespread in Texas?
 
2014-06-12 10:25:31 AM  
Sir, the cockalyzer says you've sucked at least 5 or 6 cocks tonight, well over the legal limit.  Please step out of the car.
 
2014-06-12 10:25:39 AM  
And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.

He is a male Republican politician, after all.
 
2014-06-12 10:26:28 AM  
I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
If you fancy a Francia
Then drop-a your pantsia
And bend over and have a drink with me.
 
2014-06-12 10:27:02 AM  

bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?


I was going to say "Rick Perry looks like he is an expert in both?" But I like yours better.
 
2014-06-12 10:27:02 AM  

bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?


Gay A&M Aggie alum, can confirm.

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.


See reply to  bsharitt.
 
2014-06-12 10:27:59 AM  
Butt-chugging, eh? I guess my night's sorted.
 
2014-06-12 10:28:03 AM  

ariseatex: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Gay A&M Aggie alum, can confirm.

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.

See reply to  bsharitt.


Oh hey, simulpost.

/brofist
 
2014-06-12 10:29:55 AM  
Rick Perry - presidetial candidate, or punchline?

(answer: punchline)
 
2014-06-12 10:30:05 AM  
You just have to start your day with the "no butt stuff" serenity prayer.
 
2014-06-12 10:31:33 AM  
Is it ironic or appropriate that the only reason we care about these evolutionary dead ends because they hold power in a place where a bunch of stupid dinosaurs died and left a farkton of fuel?
 
2014-06-12 10:31:51 AM  

Jormungandr: ariseatex: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Gay A&M Aggie alum, can confirm.

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.

See reply to  bsharitt.

Oh hey, simulpost.

/brofist


/brofist

Trivia Jockey: Rick Perry - presidetial candidate, or punchline?

(answer: punchline)


Let's ask El Paso:

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-12 10:31:56 AM  
The 12 steps include fighting the urge to redecorate your foyer,
 
2014-06-12 10:32:05 AM  

Walker: Texas: Racist, homophobic, and proud of it since....well forever.


Just waiting for them to rename their state to just "URGH!", because words with more than one syllable are elitist and liberal.
 
2014-06-12 10:32:19 AM  
What's the over/under on how many times Rick Perry's caulk has been in Micheal Berry's mouth?
 
2014-06-12 10:32:30 AM  

Jormungandr: ariseatex: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Gay A&M Aggie alum, can confirm.

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.

See reply to  bsharitt.

Oh hey, simulpost.

/brofist


In a thread about homosexuality, you may want to call that "fist bump" or "respect knucks."
 
2014-06-12 10:33:33 AM  

Cletus C.: The 12 steps include fighting the urge to redecorate your foyer,


Step 2 is removing all track lighting from your house.

Step 3 is changing your name to something other than Mark, Rick, or Steve.

/nothing's obscure.
 
2014-06-12 10:33:59 AM  
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2014-06-12 10:34:34 AM  

give me doughnuts: Jormungandr: ariseatex: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Gay A&M Aggie alum, can confirm.

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.

See reply to  bsharitt.

Oh hey, simulpost.

/brofist

In a thread about homosexuality, you may want to call that "fist bump" or "respect knucks."


Or "swordfight".
 
2014-06-12 10:34:42 AM  

Cletus C.: The 12 steps include fighting the urge to redecorate your foyer,


And not 13th stepping the pigeons.
 
2014-06-12 10:36:21 AM  

BSABSVR: You just have to start your day with the "no butt stuff" serenity prayer.



Dear God,

Grant me the strength to get with the butts I can,
The inability to get over the butts I can't,
And the incapacity to tell the difference.

/ With apologies to Bill Watterson
 
2014-06-12 10:37:16 AM  
Shut up, Rick. You're gay. drunk. gay. Whatever...
 
2014-06-12 10:38:03 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
If you fancy a Francia
Then drop-a your pantsia
And bend over and have a drink with me.


that was beautiful
 
2014-06-12 10:38:49 AM  

DrBenway: Shut up, Rick. You're gay. drunk. gay. Whatever...


Texan
 
2014-06-12 10:40:56 AM  

bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?


Steers,queers and Lone Star beers as far as the eye can see.
 
2014-06-12 10:41:35 AM  
dats called a booty bump.   actually, i just made that up.
 
2014-06-12 10:42:09 AM  
Cocktail
 
2014-06-12 10:42:40 AM  
come to think of it, it would look odd to see someone puke out of their ass.
 
2014-06-12 10:43:35 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Steers,queers and Lone Star beers as far as the eye can see.


:/
 
2014-06-12 10:45:49 AM  

born_yesterday: Sir, the cockalyzer says you've sucked at least 5 or 6 cocks tonight, well over the legal limit.  Please step out of the car.


I wonder if he tried to suck on arse pennies to trick the test.

//I like this game
 
2014-06-12 10:47:52 AM  
How does he feel about steers?
 
2014-06-12 10:49:42 AM  
Rick Perry: From Texas, and not a steer.  You do the math.
 
2014-06-12 10:49:54 AM  

orclover: How does he feel about steers?


He's an Aggie, so he's not a fan.
 
2014-06-12 10:50:07 AM  
I find it kinda strange that there are all these closeted bisexual Republicans who feel that, "Yeah, sure... everyone wants hot man on man lovin', but you shouldn't do that."  Maybe they don't realize that not everyone is bisexual.
 
2014-06-12 10:50:51 AM  

orclover: How does he feel about steers?


Cyberluddite: Rick Perry: From Texas, and not a steer.  You do the math.


 Goddammit, shoulda refreshed before posting.
 
2014-06-12 10:52:05 AM  

Mercutio74: I find it kinda strange that there are all these closeted bisexual Republicans who feel that, "Yeah, sure... everyone wants hot man on man lovin', but you shouldn't do that."  Maybe they don't realize that not everyone is bisexual.


I'm not sure that many of them are bi. What Rick just said screams "I love cock, but once I start, I can't stop. So, I got a beard."
 
2014-06-12 10:54:24 AM  
A colleague of mine mentioned this to me earlier today and, after I thought about for a bit, I came to the conclusion that this was probably far more progressive a way of thinking than Rick Perry intended.

There is no cure for alcoholism. You don't stop being an alcoholic, ever. Sure, you can decide to not drink again. But it takes a lot of effort and support and you'll probably want to avoid situations where you're surrounded by alcohol.

And even if you manage to avoid alcohol for years, all it takes is one slip up, one sip of that sweet liquor to touch your lips and you know you'll be grabbing that glass by the hand, bringing it to your mouth and letting the nectar of the gods pour down into your throat. And then maybe after you'll smoke a cigarette.

So it kinda makes a change from the ex-gay ministry sh*t usually endorsed by these idiots.
 
2014-06-12 10:54:29 AM  
Outreach!

/is f*cking a drunk chicken rape?
 
2014-06-12 10:54:31 AM  

menschenfresser: And by that he means that he struggles to keep both his alcoholism and his homosexuality on the DL.


According to long running rumors, yes.  Just replace alcoholism with pain pill addiction.
 
2014-06-12 10:55:43 AM  
"My name is Rick, and I'm a cocksucker."

"Hellloooo, Rick!"
 
2014-06-12 10:55:45 AM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
I'm just a butt-chugging boy from Tennesee.
If you fancy a Francia
Then drop-a your pantsia
And bend over and have a drink with me.

that was beautiful


thank you.
 
2014-06-12 10:55:56 AM  

spcMike: tinfoil-hat maggie: bsharitt: Both are widespread in Texas?

Steers,queers and Lone Star beers as far as the eye can see.

:/


Alright Shiner Bock does come from there.
 
2014-06-12 10:56:06 AM  
Other than ethanol being pretty secondary to living while the love of others is fairly central to (mammalian) life, he's spot-on.
 
2014-06-12 10:56:17 AM  
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shiat! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fark a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
 
2014-06-12 10:57:42 AM  
"Dammit Otto you have gay"
 
2014-06-12 11:00:17 AM  
States spend a lot of money to try to cut down on alcoholism.  Does this mean that Texas is going to do the same thing for homosexuality?
 
2014-06-12 11:01:50 AM  

digistil: Mercutio74: I find it kinda strange that there are all these closeted bisexual Republicans who feel that, "Yeah, sure... everyone wants hot man on man lovin', but you shouldn't do that."  Maybe they don't realize that not everyone is bisexual.

I'm not sure that many of them are bi. What Rick just said screams "I love cock, but once I start, I can't stop. So, I got a beard."


There's always been tons of rumors in Austin.


The most persistent rumor is that Perry's wife caught him in bed with former Secretary of State Geoff Connor.  But as you can see, that is totally implausible because Geoff Connor is definitely not gay.

www.thesocietydiaries.com
 
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