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(ABC 4 Charleston)   Police looking for man who rolled back pants and underwear at Walmart   (abcnews4.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-12 10:48:17 AM  
To which one should say "Well hell, that's a good sale, 90% off!"
 
2014-06-12 11:29:16 AM  
I understand that it is essentially a population density explanation but I still wonder why walmart seems to attract the pervs.
 
2014-06-12 12:21:45 PM  
Always the low pants. Always.
 
2014-06-12 12:22:50 PM  
Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s with a bald or shaved head. He was wearing a dark red shirt.

Holy shiat! I know that guy!
 
2014-06-12 12:24:08 PM  
They won't even let you IN to a Walmart unless you're showing a little too much of something...why so picky all of a sudden?
 
2014-06-12 12:25:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s with a bald or shaved head. He was wearing a dark red shirt.

Holy shiat! I know that guy!


Me too! He usually wears a dark blue shirt!
 
2014-06-12 12:28:18 PM  

lockers: I understand that it is essentially a population density explanation but I still wonder why walmart seems to attract the pervs.


Walmart averages 100,000,000 customers per week.
 
2014-06-12 12:28:34 PM  

Loaf's Tray: They won't even let you IN to a Walmart unless you're showing a little too much of something...why so picky all of a sudden?


EXACTLY! Have any of you been to a Walmart recently?

I get weird looks because I have too many of "them purdy white things" in my mouth
 
2014-06-12 12:28:49 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

wanted for questioning.
 
2014-06-12 12:34:14 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s with a bald or shaved head. He was wearing a dark red shirt.

Holy shiat! I know that guy!



Crap!  that's me!
 
2014-06-12 12:36:17 PM  
Damn Obama and his roll backs!
 
2014-06-12 12:38:57 PM  
wow. a security cam shot with what, half a mega pix?
how they going to enhance that?
 
2014-06-12 12:46:10 PM  
Bill Murray strikes again...

What a card!
 
2014-06-12 12:49:55 PM  
Hawt. Hawt like grabbing a rotisserie chicken and eating it in the diaper aisle, then stuffing the remains behind a bag of dog food.

Jk, although, I did notice that I picked up a bottle of vodka on my last trip that had been opened and was missing at least three ounces. To drink, or not to drink.
 
2014-06-12 12:55:01 PM  
Anyone with information can call crime-shoppers. They will ramp up the perv patrol
 
2014-06-12 01:11:10 PM  

JameZZ82: I get weird looks because I have too many of "them purdy white things" in my mouth


Penises?
 
2014-06-12 01:43:03 PM  
What's the big deal? Eeek it's a PENIS! Farkers are always saying that they have no problem with explicate sex ed courses....how is this any different?
 
2014-06-12 02:13:47 PM  
...they mad cuz he stiffed 'em.
 
2014-06-12 02:14:56 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: JameZZ82: I get weird looks because I have too many of "them purdy white things" in my mouth

Penises?


Sperm bubbles?
 
2014-06-12 03:49:26 PM  
Goddammit, Grandpa...
 
2014-06-12 04:47:51 PM  

smitty04: lockers: I understand that it is essentially a population density explanation but I still wonder why walmart seems to attract the pervs.

Walmart averages 100,000,000 customers per week.


Plus, if you are trying to find a place with the caliber of clientele where someone might actually take you up on that offer it's either the Walmart or the park after dark.
 
2014-06-13 10:53:38 AM  

vudukungfu: wow. a security cam shot with what, half a mega pix?
how they going to enhance that?


In this case, I'm not so sure they want to enhance.
 
2014-06-13 12:20:17 PM  

vudukungfu: wow. a security cam shot with what, half a mega pix?
how they going to enhance that?


About 5 years ago, my last employer spent tens of thousands of dollars on a dozen state of the art, ultra high-rez, eleventy-petapixel PTZ night-vision IP security cameras to watch the parking lot; this is a manufacturing facility with a VERY basic internal network (just a single prehistoric Cisco and a couple switches on 100Mb copper).  They had to turn the resolution and framerates down so low to avoid taking the network down that it was like watching an 8-bit Nintendo game.  Unfortunately, they had blown their IT budget for the year on the system, so it ran that way for a good 18 months before they were able to start upgrading the back-end...
 
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