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(Metro)   In Russia even the moose are drunk   (metro.co.uk) divider line 8
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2014-06-12 01:05:03 PM
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groucho: simply amusing, it says here that in russia even the moose are drunk.
chico: what'sa  'matta you?
groucho: nothing's wrong with me, i'm talkin about moose.
chico: what'sa wrong wit us?
groucho: with you?  aside from the obvious, nothings wrong with you.
chico: ehhhhh, you said im'a drunk.
groucho: i was talking about moose.
chico: me?
groucho: no, its not meese, its moose.
chico: i'tsa me?
groucho:  is there an echo in here?  waiter, gimme a whiskey, two fingers...  actually, just gimme the other three for free.  now, back to the drunk moose.
chico: huh?
groucho: exactly.
2014-06-12 12:31:32 PM
2 votes:
2014-06-12 12:00:06 PM
2 votes:
If you had a crazy Russian couple after you, and your only friend was a coked-up squirrel with a high-pitched voice you'd get hammered, too.

2014-06-12 12:30:18 PM
1 votes:
2014-06-12 12:19:08 PM
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: A drunk moose once bit my sister...

Oh. I see what you did there.



2014-06-12 12:12:20 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone else expect to see an actual legless moose?
2014-06-12 12:07:57 PM
1 votes:
2014-06-12 12:01:09 PM
1 votes:
Can I interest you in Moose, our lord savior?

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