craigzy: groucho: simply amusing, it says here that in russia even the moose are drunk.chico: what'sa 'matta you?groucho: nothing's wrong with me, i'm talkin about moose.chico: what'sa wrong wit us?groucho: with you? aside from the obvious, nothings wrong with you.chico: ehhhhh, you said im'a drunk.groucho: i was talking about moose.chico: me?groucho: no, its not meese, its moose.chico: i'tsa me?groucho: is there an echo in here? waiter, gimme a whiskey, two fingers... actually, just gimme the other three for free. now, back to the drunk moose.chico: huh?groucho: exactly.
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