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(Metro)   In Russia even the moose are drunk   (metro.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-06-12 09:59:12 AM  
No wonder they have a higher than normal rate of sister møøse biteings.
 
2014-06-12 11:27:01 AM  
'The beast was bonkers on booze,' said officer Pavel Mihachkov.

My guess is something was lost in translation. "Bonkers on booze" doesn't sound like a proper Russian authority figure to me...

:)
 
2014-06-12 11:55:23 AM  
Moose get drunk drunk everywhere. They love them some fermented berries.
 
2014-06-12 11:59:30 AM  
Was it drinking Moose Drool?
 
2014-06-12 12:00:06 PM  
If you had a crazy Russian couple after you, and your only friend was a coked-up squirrel with a high-pitched voice you'd get hammered, too.

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2014-06-12 12:01:09 PM  
Can I interest you in Moose, our lord savior?

www.visualphotos.com
 
2014-06-12 12:01:12 PM  
Isn't it "...even the moose IS drunk?"
 
2014-06-12 12:01:59 PM  

FoonFlake: 'The beast was bonkers on booze,' said officer Pavel Mihachkov.

My guess is something was lost in translation. "Bonkers on booze" doesn't sound like a proper Russian authority figure to me...

:)


Nor does "sozzled".  However, "the mother and father of all hangovers" sounds spot-on.
 
2014-06-12 12:02:29 PM  
After they got the moose out of the pool, every public official demanded a bribe..
 
2014-06-12 12:04:03 PM  

studiomusic: Isn't it "...even the moose IS drunk?"


I'm assuming it's the plural-form of moose, which gives me a headache to read.
 
2014-06-12 12:04:28 PM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-12 12:07:57 PM  
Møøse
 
2014-06-12 12:08:35 PM  
A drunk moose once bit my sister...
 
2014-06-12 12:11:11 PM  

Mad Scientist: A drunk moose once bit my sister...


I heard that your sister can be pretty nasti.
 
2014-06-12 12:12:20 PM  
Did anyone else expect to see an actual legless moose?
 
2014-06-12 12:12:22 PM  
Møøse kan be pretti nasti when they get drunk.
 
2014-06-12 12:13:29 PM  
Go home Moose, you're drunk.
 
2014-06-12 12:15:33 PM  

utsagrad123: studiomusic: Isn't it "...even the moose IS drunk?"

I'm assuming it's the plural-form of moose, which gives me a headache to read.


Because you only use mooses when you are droonk.


Mad Scientist: A drunk moose once bit my sister...


I should have tried that story on my parents to explain torn clothes and a strong boozy smell. Your sister is a genius.
 
2014-06-12 12:18:02 PM  
It has legs...
 
2014-06-12 12:18:12 PM  
Go home Bullwinkle, you're drunk...

chelseagreen.com
 
2014-06-12 12:18:24 PM  
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
A sozzled moose had to be rescued from a pond after a drunken rampage through a Russian city.

A cement pond!
 
2014-06-12 12:19:08 PM  

Mad Scientist: A drunk moose once bit my sister...


Oh. I see what you did there.

i1.ytimg.com

Nevermind.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-12 12:22:20 PM  
Falling fruit from trees can ferment on the ground, resulting in some weak-willed animals getting a bit carried away.

And here I am, a weak willed animal, spending money for booze like a chump. Gotta go look for a beer fruit tree or a schnapps bush.
 
2014-06-12 12:30:18 PM  
www.dumpaday.com
 
2014-06-12 12:30:55 PM  
drunk moose

Russia sounds like a surreal land of magic and whimsy.

Unless you're gay.
 
2014-06-12 12:31:32 PM  
cdn.themetapicture.com
 
2014-06-12 12:39:42 PM  
I also found a pic of a drunken moose gang bang but didn't post it because of huge dong.
 
2014-06-12 01:05:03 PM  
groucho: simply amusing, it says here that in russia even the moose are drunk.
chico: what'sa  'matta you?
groucho: nothing's wrong with me, i'm talkin about moose.
chico: what'sa wrong wit us?
groucho: with you?  aside from the obvious, nothings wrong with you.
chico: ehhhhh, you said im'a drunk.
groucho: i was talking about moose.
chico: me?
groucho: no, its not meese, its moose.
chico: i'tsa me?
groucho:  is there an echo in here?  waiter, gimme a whiskey, two fingers...  actually, just gimme the other three for free.  now, back to the drunk moose.
chico: huh?
groucho: exactly.
 
2014-06-12 01:17:47 PM  
I thought it was "Meese".
 
2014-06-12 01:20:01 PM  

acad1228: I thought it was "Meese".


Now that you mention it...

www.myheritage.org

...there is a bit of a resemblance.
 
2014-06-12 02:56:29 PM  

craigzy: groucho: simply amusing, it says here that in russia even the moose are drunk.
chico: what'sa  'matta you?
groucho: nothing's wrong with me, i'm talkin about moose.
chico: what'sa wrong wit us?
groucho: with you?  aside from the obvious, nothings wrong with you.
chico: ehhhhh, you said im'a drunk.
groucho: i was talking about moose.
chico: me?
groucho: no, its not meese, its moose.
chico: i'tsa me?
groucho:  is there an echo in here?  waiter, gimme a whiskey, two fingers...  actually, just gimme the other three for free.  now, back to the drunk moose.
chico: huh?
groucho: exactly.


I still say he was one of the funniest men who ever lived... any era...
 
2014-06-12 03:37:46 PM  

Mad Scientist: A drunk moose once bit my sister...


Lies.
 
2014-06-12 03:55:29 PM  
Squirrel too?
 
2014-06-12 04:21:20 PM  

jbrad47128: craigzy: groucho: simply amusing, it says here that in russia even the moose are drunk.
chico: what'sa  'matta you?
groucho: nothing's wrong with me, i'm talkin about moose.
chico: what'sa wrong wit us?
groucho: with you?  aside from the obvious, nothings wrong with you.
chico: ehhhhh, you said im'a drunk.
groucho: i was talking about moose.
chico: me?
groucho: no, its not meese, its moose.
chico: i'tsa me?
groucho:  is there an echo in here?  waiter, gimme a whiskey, two fingers...  actually, just gimme the other three for free.  now, back to the drunk moose.
chico: huh?
groucho: exactly.

I still say he was one of the funniest men who ever lived... any era...


i actually made that up, but i totally agree with you.  groucho is comedy 101.
 
2014-06-12 04:41:22 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x433]
A sozzled moose had to be rescued from a pond after a drunken rampage through a Russian city.

A cement pond!


i.imgur.com

Dagnabit, that's what I came here to say.
 
2014-06-13 12:43:39 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Falling fruit from trees can ferment on the ground, resulting in some weak-willed animals getting a bit carried away.

And here I am, a weak willed animal, spending money for booze like a chump. Gotta go look for a beer fruit tree or a schnapps bush.


What does being "weak-willed" have to do with getting drunk? Once your liver's bigger than your butt it's a lot of work to push the vodka through it. Key lime juice and powdered sugar help though.
 
2014-06-13 10:30:32 AM  
 
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