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(ABC 27)   Drivers are gathering for the Great Nebraska Tractor Ride, perhaps the most exciting event Nebraska will have this year   (abc27.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-12 10:40:23 AM
Subby is clearly a dumbass. CWS starts in Omaha this weekend, and that's the most exciting thing that happens in Nebraska.
 
2014-06-12 12:55:22 PM
I've seen Cornhusker football games nearly close I-80, so I doubt subby.
 
2014-06-12 12:58:16 PM
"This is one time where he can sit back and relax, take things a little slower," she said. "It's nice to slow down."

Pepperidge Farm™  remembers...
 
2014-06-12 12:58:22 PM
We don't all drive tractors. Granted I know how, but it would be silly if everyone drove them... The commute down I-80 would take forever
 
2014-06-12 01:04:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-12 01:06:11 PM
It's in connection with an old iron show.  Old iron shows are actually pretty cool, if you like old machines, weird random old stuff, and pretty much anything old made of metal.
 
2014-06-12 01:09:07 PM
Obviously you've never been to Oregon Trail Days in the panhandle.
 
2014-06-12 01:10:45 PM
My '39 Ford 9N approves this event.
 
2014-06-12 01:10:50 PM
Well..It may not be as exciting as when I plow the subs momma doggie style, Especially if I knock the crack pipe out of her mouth. Hang on Betsie WAHOOOOO!!

/Yall
//I should have quit drinking hours ago
 
2014-06-12 01:20:48 PM
Anything like a tractor pull?  Cause those involve quite a bit more torque-n-recoil (tm) than you might expect.

chrisbrady.typepad.com
 
2014-06-12 01:21:16 PM
www.davidgroomsound.co.uk
 
2014-06-12 01:22:12 PM
That article was okay, but I want the straight story.
 
2014-06-12 01:22:28 PM
Okay, I know I'm juvenile but the "great tractor ride" sounds like something dirty to me. It just does.
 
2014-06-12 01:33:36 PM
It might be redneck, but those are pretty fun to watch, and some of the wimenz are quite out of control in the looks dept.
 
2014-06-12 01:33:56 PM
I had to drive through Nebraska with a stay in Omaha. It was weird. Does anyone in Nebraska not have a mullet?
 
2014-06-12 01:50:04 PM

menschenfresser: Okay, I know I'm juvenile but the "great tractor ride" sounds like something dirty to me. It just does.


Depends on what the tractor is riding.
 
2014-06-12 02:27:11 PM
My name is chuggernaught, and I am not ashamed to admit that I have taken part in The Great Nebraska Tractor Ride!  If you like old iron there is plenty to see.  Lots of good stories about the good ol' days.

/Slow news day?
 
2014-06-12 02:46:39 PM
I've driven lengthwise through Nebraska quite a few times.  It takes a full day of driving that will be the most boring week of your life.
 
2014-06-12 04:44:14 PM

RedZoneTuba: I've driven lengthwise through Nebraska quite a few times.  It takes a full day of driving that will be the most boring week of your life.


THINGS BEST DONE AT NIGHT.
 
2014-06-12 04:46:39 PM

menschenfresser: Okay, I know I'm juvenile but the "great tractor ride" sounds like something dirty to me. It just does.


Something about plowing those fertile fields?
 
2014-06-12 05:50:22 PM

jaytkay: I had to drive through Nebraska with a stay in Omaha. It was weird. Does anyone in Nebraska not have a mullet?


well, there are those who have mullets because their sartorially stuck in the 80s and then there are those who have mullets because they're annoying ironic hipsters (omaha is surprisingly rife with fixie-riding beardos). so, yeah. a lot of mullets 'round these parts.
 
2014-06-12 09:25:39 PM
Nebraska Star Party, last week of July.  Best reason to visit.

\SCIENCE
 
2014-06-12 10:21:18 PM

GypsyJoker: Nebraska Star Party, last week of July.  Best reason to visit.

\SCIENCE


Or this:  http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-da y /sandhill-cranes-nebraska/
 
2014-06-12 10:31:29 PM

RedZoneTuba: I've driven lengthwise through Nebraska quite a few times.  It takes a full day of driving that will be the most boring week of your life.


Iowa and eastern Wyoming (or Colorado) are so much more exciting?  I've driven I-80 from coast to coast.  The landscape of the eastern third of Nebraska isn't all that different from everything you see from Ohio to Iowa.  The western two thirds look a lot like the eastern half of Colorado and Wyoming.  It's all in how you look at it.  Some folks think northern Nevada is boring while others see open country and big skies and think it's beautiful.  They don't route Interstate highways on the basis of scenic quality the cost of construction trumps that.  But hey, take I-70 or I-90 next time and tell me how exciting things are out of your window on those routes.
 
2014-06-12 11:10:45 PM

stan unusual: GypsyJoker: Nebraska Star Party, last week of July.  Best reason to visit.

\SCIENCE

Or this:  http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-da y /sandhill-cranes-nebraska/


Those.

I actually like Nebraska; there is a lot of beautiful scenery if one bothers to find and notice it.
 
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