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(LAist)   James Franco swears he would rather saw his arm off with a rusty penknife than have sex with Lindsay Lohan, so he wrote a story about it. Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference   (laist.com) divider line 28
    More: Strange, Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan, James Franco, J.D. Salinger, Gus Van Sant  
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2014-06-12 06:23:18 AM  
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2014-06-12 07:13:26 AM  
I think James Franco went totally method when he portrayed Allen Ginsberg, and he just hasn't gone back.
 
2014-06-12 07:21:13 AM  
Isn't one of the tertiary symptoms of  syphilis dementia ?
 
2014-06-12 07:29:14 AM  
I have a feeling this a case of "buyer's remorse". He banged her and now he's ashamed that he's been linked to her. So he's doing everything he can to distance himself. I think he dost protest too much though.
 
2014-06-12 07:51:56 AM  
Googling "lohan lingerie chateau marmont" returned me this (technically sfw), so I'm not sure what his point is.
 
2014-06-12 08:10:55 AM  
He only hears what he want to.
 
2014-06-12 08:58:58 AM  
He's got more stories than J.D.'s got Salinger?
 
2014-06-12 09:07:57 AM  
At this point, just say you fuked her and she was great. Hell, I would!
 
2014-06-12 09:15:36 AM  
I just want to go on record to say that I never farked Lindsay Lohan either.
 
2014-06-12 09:31:27 AM  
I am not creative enough to write a story but I have a bad poem in me begging to get out:


I never farked lindsay
From what I heard that's one nasty gash
But I would fark Britney
For I do love me some trailer trash
 
2014-06-12 09:55:24 AM  
James Franco is the world's greatest troll.
 
2014-06-12 09:55:52 AM  
James Franco doesn't have to fark the likes of Lindsay Lohan.
Not saying that he didn't--but he didn't have to.
 
2014-06-12 10:03:06 AM  

cryinoutloud: James Franco doesn't have to fark the likes of Lindsay Lohan.
Not saying that he didn't--but he didn't have to.


Not when he can pick up 17 year olds...
 
2014-06-12 10:11:56 AM  
Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference

So Lisa Loeb's backup band ran a train on her?
 
2014-06-12 10:14:37 AM  
Of course he wouldn't have sex with her. She's way too old for him.
 
2014-06-12 10:16:26 AM  

Uzzah: Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference

So Lisa Loeb's backup band ran a train on her?


Can't say that I blame them.
 
2014-06-12 10:19:26 AM  
She probably fed him a bunch of drugs, lord knows I've been there.
 
2014-06-12 10:31:21 AM  
There is one sure-fire way to get crazy to stalk you. You have 3 guesses as to what that way is, and the first two don't count.
 
2014-06-12 10:39:21 AM  

Uzzah: Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference

So Lisa Loeb's backup band ran a train on her?


At least it wasn't Natalie Merchant's
 
2014-06-12 10:48:49 AM  

mjones73: cryinoutloud: James Franco doesn't have to fark the likes of Lindsay Lohan.
Not saying that he didn't--but he didn't have to.

Not when he can pick up 17 year olds...


Well apparently he can't.
 
2014-06-12 11:03:25 AM  
He's putting in too much effort to deny it. I think he's guilty.
 
2014-06-12 11:11:49 AM  

cryinoutloud: James Franco doesn't have to fark the likes of Lindsay Lohan.
Not saying that he didn't--but he didn't have to.


I'm sure if he had, it would have been before she went full gutter skank. Were I him I'd still deny having Fez's sloppy seconds though
 
2014-06-12 11:33:18 AM  
Not clicking on the link, but unless it's a variation on "A Perfect Day for Bananafish" with himself cast as Seymour, I'm not interested.  Even then, it would be fairly predictable, wouldn't it?
 
2014-06-12 12:31:27 PM  
a.gifb.in

/nuff said
//Lohan? Not even if I borrowed Ann Coulter's dick and wrapped it in aluminum foil.
 
2014-06-12 01:16:33 PM  

Hey, Lohan was quite the hottie once upon a time,

James has done worse.


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2014-06-12 05:22:32 PM  

Yaw String: Isn't one of the tertiary symptoms of  syphilis dementia ?


Yes, if left untreated long enough it will spread to your brain and do all sorts of unpleasant things.  Don't remember how long it takes to do that, but I seem to recall it being a least a year or two.
 
2014-06-12 07:33:51 PM  

Delta1212: mjones73: cryinoutloud: James Franco doesn't have to fark the likes of Lindsay Lohan.
Not saying that he didn't--but he didn't have to.

Not when he can pick up 17 year olds...

Well apparently he can't.


That was only one he got busted with, who knows what else he's done.. or who..
 
2014-06-13 07:17:37 AM  
Is this just because he said he did in this is the end?
 
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