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(WLKY Louisville)   News: Man arrested for having sex with pool float. Fark: For the THIRD time. Man, get a room   (wlky.com) divider line 86
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2014-06-11 07:31:26 PM
The pool float shouldn't have been dressed like that.
 
2014-06-11 07:52:29 PM
And that's pretty much what's wrong with America's social structure as a whole.

We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.
 
2014-06-11 08:02:40 PM

doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.


You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.
 
2014-06-11 08:22:40 PM

bearded clamorer: One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


*golf clap*
 
2014-06-11 08:31:41 PM
Oh pool floaty, pool floaty I wanna inflate your nozzle!!
 
2014-06-11 08:33:58 PM

bearded clamorer: One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


I wish there was a way to give you a +10 for that.
 
2014-06-11 08:34:03 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


I... *single tear of joy*
 
2014-06-11 09:55:10 PM
Read his shirt.
 
2014-06-11 09:57:50 PM
Rubber Ducky you're the one
you make bath time lots of fun
 
2014-06-11 09:58:17 PM
This is what legalizing gay marriage gets you.
 
2014-06-11 10:03:15 PM
Appropriate shirt.
 
2014-06-11 10:04:26 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.



I logged in for the express purpose of voting for this comment.
 
2014-06-11 10:04:51 PM
So what is an acceptable amount of times to be arrested for banging pool floats?
 
2014-06-11 10:05:42 PM

WhitePac: So what is an acceptable amount of times to be arrested for banging pool floats?


Apparently four, if you're going for a new record.
 
2014-06-11 10:06:42 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


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2014-06-11 10:07:08 PM
Well, we are ways telling guys to wrap it in rubber before sex.

He's just cutting out the middle man.
 
2014-06-11 10:07:26 PM
I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.
 
2014-06-11 10:07:33 PM
So many women, so little time.
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-11 10:08:04 PM
So that's what happened to Squints from the Sandlot.
 
2014-06-11 10:09:10 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


On mobile, someone funny this for me, because he just one my internet today.
 
2014-06-11 10:09:35 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Read his shirt.


Ted_Crisp: Appropriate shirt.


The shirt sums up everything nicely with exactly the type of mugshot I expect.
 
2014-06-11 10:09:40 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.


Here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7835636/Man-arrested-after-having-sex-wi t h-a-pool-float-This-is-not-a-repeat-from-2011wait-yes-yes-it-is
 
2014-06-11 10:09:52 PM
Damn autocorrect, won...
 
2014-06-11 10:10:12 PM
The mugshot roundup after the article has some gems too.
 
2014-06-11 10:10:17 PM

numbone: So many women, so little time.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 207x155]


Gives new meaning to being touched by a "noodley" appendage
 
2014-06-11 10:11:58 PM

doglover: And that's pretty much what's wrong with America's social structure as a whole.

We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.


Its scary. He is drugged out of his mind and has no control over his sexual impulses. You can argue if he needs psych institutionalized or jail but he doesn't need to be interacting with the general public.

also one incident he was 15 feet from kids watching them while getting himself off, another took place on the side of a busy street. He has others he didn't get arrested for too. He is dangerous.
 
2014-06-11 10:12:06 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.


http://m.fark.com/comments/7835636/Man -arrested-after-having-sex-with- a-pool-float-This-is-not-a-repeat-from -2011wait-yes-yes-it-is
 
2014-06-11 10:12:50 PM
No one was hurt... unless he poked a hole in it. O_o
 
2014-06-11 10:13:12 PM

anubis2233: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.

http://m.fark.com/comments/7835636/Man -arrested-after-having-sex-with- a-pool-float-This-is-not-a-repeat-from -2011wait-yes-yes-it-is


Ahh beat me to it lol
 
2014-06-11 10:16:29 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.

Here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7835636/Man-arrested-after-having-sex-wi t h-a-pool-float-This-is-not-a-repeat-from-2011wait-yes-yes-it-is


Who Googled that for you?
 
2014-06-11 10:16:40 PM
You know how picnic tables have a hole in the middle? He might havebeen busted by the cops having sex with that too
 
2014-06-11 10:20:36 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: The Googles Do Nothing: The Googles Do Nothing: I'm pretty sure I remember his prior float farking incident getting greenlit here.  Imma look for it.

Here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7835636/Man-arrested-after-having-sex-wi t h-a-pool-float-This-is-not-a-repeat-from-2011wait-yes-yes-it-is

Who Googled that for you?


I Binged it biatch!
 
2014-06-11 10:23:25 PM
www.dreamstime.com
 
2014-06-11 10:23:35 PM
I'm withholding judgement until i see the pool toy in question...
 
2014-06-11 10:23:36 PM
How awesome must that pool float be to get arrested three times doing it.
 
2014-06-11 10:24:08 PM
I remember this dude!!

No one beats "Dead dog in front of daycare guy" though!!!
 
2014-06-11 10:27:19 PM
BYO

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 10:27:31 PM

Mralterego: I remember this dude!!

No one beats "Dead dog in front of daycare guy" though!!!


That one be ruff to beat
 
2014-06-11 10:30:15 PM

Mralterego: I remember this dude!!

No one beats "Dead dog in front of daycare guy" though!!!


While not sexual, "Daddy ate my eyes" trumps them all.
 
2014-06-11 10:30:32 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


+10 internets for you!
/chortle
 
2014-06-11 10:40:03 PM
She has such a purdy name.
Unknown Hinson - Polly Urethane
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvKBfevVpkk
 
2014-06-11 10:44:15 PM
A pool float might seem like a cheap date, but you have to adjust for inflation.
 
2014-06-11 10:45:33 PM
image.made-in-china.com
Man, get a room boom.
 
2014-06-11 10:47:40 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: [image.made-in-china.com image 500x341]
Man, get a room boom.


We're not sure if he's a chubby-chaser
 
2014-06-11 10:49:00 PM

UncomfortableSilence: bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.

On mobile, someone funny this for me, because he just one my internet today.


Funny'd on your behalf!
 
2014-06-11 10:50:06 PM

Snarfangel: A pool float might seem like a cheap date, but you have to adjust for inflation.


Nicely done!
 
2014-06-11 10:53:01 PM

Cpl.D: UncomfortableSilence: bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.

On mobile, someone funny this for me, because he just one my internet today.

Funny'd on your behalf!


My thanks friend
 
2014-06-11 10:55:31 PM
So, a Triple Frogman?
 
2014-06-11 10:57:36 PM
i.redsnapperverytasty.com
 
2014-06-11 10:58:07 PM

bearded clamorer: doglover:
We use police to repeatedly arrest a guy who just wants to fark a balloon when he should be in a hospital, or at least undergoing outpatient treatment.

You're goddamned right we do.
One day he's farking pool floats, the next day it's little buoys.


That has to be the best comment I've ever seen on this site. 43 votes in a thread with less than 50 comments has to be some sort of record, too. The world is a slightly better place than it used to be.
 
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