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(Talking Points Memo)   Goehmert (R-eligion) debates the finer points of theology with actual reverend who opposes public policy being grounded in a particular faith   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Gohmert, Barry Lynn, Christian mythology, House Judiciary Committee  
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2014-06-11 06:04:36 PM  
10 votes:
Gohmert the Gohmertian, Gohmert the Derpstructor, Moo Goo Dog Pan, the Teapartier has come! Choose and asparagus!
2014-06-11 04:16:46 PM  
6 votes:
dc429.4shared.com

The thing that makes  Gohmert so annoying is his smug ignorance.
2014-06-11 08:21:36 PM  
5 votes:

Deathfrogg: Wadded Beef: I'll never stop assuming that Benny Hill's "Yakety Sax" is playing on loop inside Goehmert's head.

Backwards, at 78 speed.


Holy cats, this exists.
2014-06-11 06:14:50 PM  
5 votes:
Imagine there's no Gohmert, it's easy if you try.
2014-06-11 11:41:33 PM  
4 votes:
A missionary goes out into the bush and encounters a tribe that has had little contact with the outside world. He spends a day telling them about Jesus' life and death, and how anyone who believes in Jesus will not die but will instead have eternal life.

At the end of the day, the chief tells the missionary, "Thank you for sharing this with us, but I grieve for my father who died without hearing the good news."

The missionary says, "No, my friend, be assured that because he did not have a chance to know about Jesus, he would be saved."

So the chief says, "Then why the fark did you tell US?"
2014-06-11 10:02:46 PM  
4 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: [upload.wikimedia.org image 580x664]

"Where the preamble declares, that coercion is a departure from the plan of the holy author of our religion, an amendment was proposed by inserting "Jesus Christ," so that it would read "A departure from the plan of Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion;" the insertion was rejected by the great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mohammedan, the Hindoo [sic] and Infidel of every denomination."


Jefferson was a FFINO
2014-06-11 07:44:55 PM  
4 votes:
www.thedistractionnetwork.com
2014-06-11 06:15:33 PM  
4 votes:
I'll never stop assuming that Benny Hill's "Yakety Sax" is playing on loop inside Goehmert's head.
2014-06-11 06:01:57 PM  
4 votes:
"No, not a set of ideas," Gohmert insisted. "Either you believe as a Christian that Jesus is the way, the truth, or life, or you don't."

What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
2014-06-11 02:52:53 PM  
3 votes:

mrshowrules: Goehmert reminds me of a Jackson family joke by a Comedian (forget who) who said that Latoya was known as "the crazy one" and the question was how crazy would you have to be in the Jackson family to get that label.

I think the analogy with Goehmert and the Tea Party is obvious.


So Karl Rove would be Joe Jackson - the abusive father living out his dreams of power through his children
Sarah Palin would obviously be Janet - the daughter who for a moment got out from under her fathers thumb and became a superstar but without his controlling influence flamed out as it became apparent how crazy she was
Bill OReilly - would be Marlon the older brother frustrated that his younger brother has the spotlight
Sean Hannity would be Michael
Dubya - would be Tito obviously
2014-06-12 02:32:53 AM  
2 votes:

Pincy: Who the fark are the idiots that continuously vote for people like this?  Seriously, there are parts of this nation that are dangerously stupid.


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as to Louie


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2014-06-11 11:09:54 PM  
2 votes:

BarefootInTheFark: I always assumed when someone said that there was a village in Texas missing its idiot, they were referring to W.

Now I know they really meant this D-bag.



I wouldn't exactly say anybody misses Gohmert
2014-06-11 10:48:51 PM  
2 votes:
I always assumed when someone said that there was a village in Texas missing its idiot, they were referring to W.

Now I know they really meant this D-bag.
2014-06-11 06:52:19 PM  
2 votes:
Please, Republican douchebag, proceed.  Say it loud.  Make sure everyone hears.
2014-06-11 06:09:18 PM  
2 votes:
"No, not a set of ideas," Gohmert insisted. "Either you believe as a Christian that Jesus is the way, the truth, or life, or you don't."

Umm... sorry Gomer. Jesus said He was the way, the truth AND the life. Clearly, you're not Christian enough if you're going to equivocate like that.
2014-06-11 02:49:48 PM  
2 votes:
So Mr.  Goehmert when are you planning to walk away from your money andprivileged position to follow Jesus and share the good news?
2014-06-11 02:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus wept
2014-06-12 12:40:10 PM  
1 vote:

Dr Dreidel: clkeagle: BarefootInTheFark: I always assumed when someone said that there was a village in Texas missing its idiot, they were referring to W.

Now I know they really meant this D-bag.

Don't think so small... Texas is a big state. Lots of villages.

They sent him to DC so he'd stop potatoing all over Texas.

// please stop doing this


Texans often forget that Texas is part of the United States, and therefore fail to realize that if they send their idiots to potato all over D.C. so that they don't potato back home, they'll still be potatoing by extension all over Texas.

/when did "potato" become a verb?
2014-06-12 12:44:03 AM  
1 vote:

BarefootInTheFark: I always assumed when someone said that there was a village in Texas missing its idiot, they were referring to W.

Now I know they really meant this D-bag.


Don't think so small... Texas is a big state. Lots of villages.
2014-06-11 09:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Surprise, surprise, surprise -- another pile from Goehmert.
2014-06-11 09:12:48 PM  
1 vote:

UberNeuman: If I create a Kickstarter to fund a tic-tac-toe match between Goehmert and a chicken, will any farkers be willing to donate?


Considering what the TeaParty does to chickens, no.
2014-06-11 09:11:13 PM  
1 vote:
If I create a Kickstarter to fund a tic-tac-toe match between Goehmert and a chicken, will any farkers be willing to donate?
2014-06-11 07:39:11 PM  
1 vote:
The same story on The Blaze:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/06/10/louie-gohmert-confronts-r ev erend-over-his-christian-beliefs-during-congressional-hearing/

Surprised Fark did not prefer to link that page, if only for the comments. Hilarious!
2014-06-11 07:38:35 PM  
1 vote:

doctor wu: Someone please educate me. Is it not a violation of the establishment clause to even have this conversation?


Why do you hate free speach, Comrade?
2014-06-11 07:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
So the folks that want government out of their lives want government to have an active role in religion? Wat?
2014-06-11 07:11:53 PM  
1 vote:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: fusillade762: Uncle Tractor: fusillade762:

What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?

[i560.photobucket.com image 600x450]

How about  now?

We're going to start feeding Christians to the lions?

I thought it was a reference to pride, I don't get it either.


'Lions repeating' didn't really make any sense, either.
2014-06-11 06:56:57 PM  
1 vote:

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762:

What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?

[i560.photobucket.com image 600x450]

How about  now?


We're going to start feeding Christians to the lions?
2014-06-11 06:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
fusillade762:

What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?
What in CHOCOLATE COVERED F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT?!?

i560.photobucket.com

How about  now?
2014-06-11 06:39:19 PM  
1 vote:
dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com
2014-06-11 06:33:08 PM  
1 vote:
This must be old news, since the Republican Rapture was yesterday and Gohmert most certalinly was taken away.
2014-06-11 06:28:10 PM  
1 vote:

mrshowrules: NuttierThanEver: mrshowrules: Goehmert reminds me of a Jackson family joke by a Comedian (forget who) who said that Latoya was known as "the crazy one" and the question was how crazy would you have to be in the Jackson family to get that label.

I think the analogy with Goehmert and the Tea Party is obvious.

So Karl Rove would be Joe Jackson - the abusive father living out his dreams of power through his children
Sarah Palin would obviously be Janet - the daughter who for a moment got out from under her fathers thumb and became a superstar but without his controlling influence flamed out as it became apparent how crazy she was
Bill OReilly - would be Marlon the older brother frustrated that his younger brother has the spotlight
Sean Hannity would be Michael
Dubya - would be Tito obviously

Pretty good but I would go with Briebart for Michael.   Not because he's dead, but because of his love of little boys.


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2014-06-11 06:21:09 PM  
1 vote:
And this is a laser like focus on jobs how?
2014-06-11 06:15:13 PM  
1 vote:

severedtoe: is he trying to legislate who gets into heaven?  I'm confused.  What was all that about?


Yes, he's Republican.
2014-06-11 06:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
I certainly hope there is a hell and I get sent there rather than being trapped in heaven with these a$$holes.
2014-06-11 06:01:56 PM  
1 vote:

Because People in power are Stupid: The thing that makes Gohmert so annoying is his smug ignorance.


HE reminds me of some sort of alternate-reality Michael SCott, where he went into politics instead of the paper business.
2014-06-11 06:01:31 PM  
1 vote:

GhostFish: I remember all those times that Jesus advocated for government based on religion and specifically his teachings. He was all about forcing people into following him.


And establishing bootstrapiness for poor people.
2014-06-11 05:59:53 PM  
1 vote:
I remember all those times that Jesus advocated for government based on religion and specifically his teachings. He was all about forcing people into following him.
2014-06-11 05:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
Either you believe meaningless platitudes spewed by non-theologians or you go to hell. Why is this so hard to understand, libs?
2014-06-11 05:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
Every time GOH-MURT opens his orifice, another thousand people become atheist or Satanic.
2014-06-11 05:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-11 04:28:12 PM  
1 vote:
"No, not a set of ideas," Gohmert insisted. "Either you believe as a Christian that Jesus is the way, the truth, or life, or you don't."

Yeah! You either believe simple-minded, easily digested claptrap or you go to Hell. It's that simple.

Nuance and reason are the Devil's second and eighth testicles, respectively.
2014-06-11 04:17:30 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: Gohmert Pyle is proof that evolution has a ways to go.



See, I think of him more as Gohmert Simpson.
Only not as smart as Homer.
2014-06-11 03:46:41 PM  
1 vote:
Gohmert Pyle is proof that evolution has a ways to go.
2014-06-11 03:24:19 PM  
1 vote:

NuttierThanEver: mrshowrules: Goehmert reminds me of a Jackson family joke by a Comedian (forget who) who said that Latoya was known as "the crazy one" and the question was how crazy would you have to be in the Jackson family to get that label.

I think the analogy with Goehmert and the Tea Party is obvious.

So Karl Rove would be Joe Jackson - the abusive father living out his dreams of power through his children
Sarah Palin would obviously be Janet - the daughter who for a moment got out from under her fathers thumb and became a superstar but without his controlling influence flamed out as it became apparent how crazy she was
Bill OReilly - would be Marlon the older brother frustrated that his younger brother has the spotlight
Sean Hannity would be Michael
Dubya - would be Tito obviously


Pretty good but I would go with Briebart for Michael.  Not because he's dead, but because of his love of little boys.
2014-06-11 03:04:04 PM  
1 vote:
Goehmert unwittingly proves the point of why we need separation of church & state.
2014-06-11 02:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
Goehmert reminds me of a Jackson family joke by a Comedian (forget who) who said that Latoya was known as "the crazy one" and the question was how crazy would you have to be in the Jackson family to get that label.

I think the analogy with Goehmert and the Tea Party is obvious.
2014-06-11 02:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
Wow... makes me wish it was Benghazday already this week.
2014-06-11 02:33:20 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: That was rather not helpful....


And from Goehmert, you were expecting...???
2014-06-11 02:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
That was rather not helpful....
 
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