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2014-06-11 12:43:49 PM  
OUCH
 
2014-06-11 01:14:02 PM  
In a row?
 
2014-06-11 01:23:24 PM  
Regrets start around the 1:05 point.
 
2014-06-11 02:24:33 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

Ha! Ha!
 
2014-06-11 02:31:52 PM  
And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 02:44:03 PM  
I've had one.  It turns out that they're quite spicy.  Hope that doesn't spoil the video for anyone.
 
2014-06-11 02:44:04 PM  
My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.
 
2014-06-11 02:47:14 PM  

ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.


I got some ghost chili mustard that was fantastic, but the company no longer makes it...
 
2014-06-11 03:40:18 PM  
Well, I suppose that's one way to sanitize the city's sewer system.
 
2014-06-11 03:41:23 PM  
Pussies.....


www.crazyhotseeds.com

Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning,
 
2014-06-11 03:42:58 PM  
What the hell is the upside to something like that?
 
2014-06-11 03:43:31 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Because it's there / endorphin release
 
2014-06-11 03:45:36 PM  
Haven't had the ghost pepper, but I like me some habanaro which actually has flavor to go along with the heat.
 
2014-06-11 03:46:51 PM  
Talk about white people problems
 
2014-06-11 03:47:10 PM  

UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]


They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.
 
2014-06-11 03:47:40 PM  
i got the rocket poop last night from some habanero mango chicken cheesesteak, with extra hot peppers

looked and felt like that chemical plant explosion linked in the kids blowing themselves up in nevada thread below
 
2014-06-11 03:47:56 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Shiats and giggles.
 
2014-06-11 03:48:46 PM  

ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.


Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.
 
2014-06-11 03:48:58 PM  
I was hoping for a zoomed out shot of a thousand people screaming. I guess I either overestimated the power of the chili, or underestimated the strength of the Danish tongue.
 
2014-06-11 03:50:16 PM  

Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 03:50:28 PM  
Sucks to be the person counting out 1,000,000 ghost peppers.
 
2014-06-11 03:50:33 PM  
Judging by those reactions I can only assume ghost chilis are almost as hot as Taco Bell hot sauce?
 
2014-06-11 03:51:49 PM  
POOP THREAD!
 
2014-06-11 03:52:16 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles. then crying.

 
2014-06-11 03:52:21 PM  
 
2014-06-11 03:52:24 PM  

timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release


Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.
 
2014-06-11 03:52:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles. wincing and crying and praying to Jesus's transexual brother Justin that the fiery tongues of hell leave their poor tender anus alone


FTFY
 
2014-06-11 03:53:10 PM  
I wonder if that crate had to be certified as a biological weapon? Also, I wonder how many of those people were drunk from the night before?
 
2014-06-11 03:53:20 PM  
I wanna fark up my stomach for life.
 
2014-06-11 03:53:26 PM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 03:53:31 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


i4.bebo.com
 
2014-06-11 03:53:58 PM  
Obligatory

/that guy is the man
 
2014-06-11 03:54:09 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


See Copenhagen explode!
 
2014-06-11 03:54:39 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


Neither is having to stand behind you, apparently.
 
2014-06-11 03:56:23 PM  

Whatthefark: Wimps. This chick has them all beat.


Her eyes were shut, she rubbed it onto her eyelids. If she was trying to impress me, she has failed.

I think she also just put all the chillis in her mouth and then spat them out, like the first comme... prime youtube participant alludes to.

/filterdodge.
 
2014-06-11 03:56:54 PM  

ChipNASA: deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]

[i4.bebo.com image 352x250]


Well the difference is I didn't have an Alien anal radar in my ass, but close enough
 
2014-06-11 03:59:02 PM  
www.youneversee.com
 
2014-06-11 03:59:50 PM  

Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


Not as bad as getting a Ghost pepper bj from one of those hot chicks in the video. The upside to that is getting a wintergreen lifesaver bj right after.
 
2014-06-11 04:01:09 PM  
I eat 4 ghost peppers in scrambled eggs every morning for breakfast. If it's too mild, I put on some Pace Picante "hot".

 Danish people just can't handle a little spice.
 
2014-06-11 04:02:34 PM  

Slaxl: Whatthefark: Wimps. This chick has them all beat.

Her eyes were shut, she rubbed it onto her eyelids. If she was trying to impress me, she has failed.

I think she also just put all the chillis in her mouth and then spat them out, like the first comme... prime youtube participant alludes to.

/filterdodge.


I believe that's the woman that doesn't have a reaction to capsaicin.  Which, I think, is cheating.
 
2014-06-11 04:02:47 PM  
http://www.micklespickles.com/id17.htm

Mickle's Pickles Ghost Pepper pickles. Not endorsing them. Just saying they're out there, stalking your sphincter.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:10 PM  
I do hope the host of the event has all the signed disclaimers locked up in his lawyers office--he will need them. I own a .org that distributes free seed to citizens and organizations. I do accept seed donations--we were given almost a 1/4 cup of ghost pepper seed (the donor couldn't give them away!). To distribute the seed I had to put them into special packages taped closed and over that a bright warning saying whomever opens the package and grows the seed, consumes the fruit, etc, does so at their own risk and that my company would not share responsibility for any physical distress and agony.

The photo posted above by deanis is right, you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body Welcome to acute gastritis. Buy a case of mylanta and/or ask a anesthetist to put you into a coma for three or four days, it hurts really, REALLY bad.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:30 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7dbUsMr8oQ

The dude is married to some kinda rich lady (can't remember her name).

His thing is to have a celebrity in Danish morning TV, and share a chilli with them.

I like the above because the celebrity didn't give a shiat, whilst the host was choking. ;)
 
2014-06-11 04:03:50 PM  

Misconduc: Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


Same I eat a lot of spicy ethnic foods. Last winter I was at a poker game and we were all getting rather sloppy drunk and the host pulls out a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce that he made. Me thinking I eat hot stuff all the time I figured I would give it a shot. Put a big dash on a tortilla chip and HOLY HELL FIRE! I leterally thought it was going to make me throw up. And I dont mean nausea, I mean my stomach just flat out wanted to reject it. The day after was pure hell beer poops mixed with ghost pepper was like getting prison raped with a baseball bat made of fire!

TLDR; Ghost peppers make pain in many different ways.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:56 PM  

SeedFreak: you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body


Chilled Aloe enema comes to mind.
 
2014-06-11 04:04:24 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles.


Well, in this case, shiats and tears.
 
2014-06-11 04:04:58 PM  
oi57.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 04:05:28 PM  

DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.


I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).
 
2014-06-11 04:05:49 PM  
two peppers, one cup?
 
2014-06-11 04:05:58 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wanna fark up my stomach for life.


Actually, peppers won't do any permanent damage to you in any way. But you'll think they must have, especially the morning after.

"Reducing you to tears while you crap fire and pray for a popsicle" isn't permanent damage, though. At least, not physically.
 
2014-06-11 04:06:29 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Somebody's pepper company just sold 1,000 ghost peppers.
 
2014-06-11 04:06:57 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Set up a milk truck.
 
2014-06-11 04:07:14 PM  
Do they also burn a candle at both ends and look a gift horse in the mouth?

/mashed potatoes can be your friends
 
2014-06-11 04:07:55 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


I think they got a Certificate of Achievement.
 Now, I don't know if you're familiar with the certificates, but it's actually a piece of paper signed by someone else (usually a complete stranger).  I understand, these things can be almost as valuable as something called a "Participation Trophy."


BUT WAIT!  THERE'S MORE!

They also got a sticker.
 
2014-06-11 04:08:19 PM  
An artist representation...

oi59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 04:09:20 PM  
can't wait for my plants to start producing.Maybe by halloween
 
2014-06-11 04:11:56 PM  

Gonz: LeroyBourne: I wanna fark up my stomach for life.

Actually, peppers won't do any permanent damage to you in any way. But you'll think they must have, especially the morning after.

"Reducing you to tears while you crap fire and pray for a popsicle" isn't permanent damage, though. At least, not physically.


I've been there.  There were tears of joy when the pain down there ceased after the 4th or 5th dump.  The sauce on those wangs had ghost peppers and pure capsaicin.
/never again
 
2014-06-11 04:13:01 PM  

ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.


Just wash it down with some poison ivy tea
 
2014-06-11 04:13:22 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net

Dr. Allison Reed: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?

Harry Block: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.

Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor?

Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
 
2014-06-11 04:16:57 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [oi57.tinypic.com image 236x213]


tadpoleadaptive.com
 
2014-06-11 04:17:39 PM  
 
2014-06-11 04:17:58 PM  

vudukungfu: SeedFreak: you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body

Chilled Aloe enema comes to mind.


I've never tried that. Wouldn't you have to first expand the nozzle hole at the end of the tube?
 
2014-06-11 04:18:18 PM  
Sapper_Topo:  "pure hell beer poops "

That's the name of my neighbor's Techno-Rock band.
 
2014-06-11 04:18:59 PM  

machoprogrammer: DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.

I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).


This.  I really do like spicy stuff a lot.  But it's still gotta have some flavor.  (I had a hot dog with some hot peppers on it just last night.)
But spicy just for the sake of burning your face off just doesn't make sense.

Case in point...  I like jalepenos quite a lot.  But I'm used to the pickeled sort you get on sammiches and stuff.  I made the mistake of eating a fresh one that I had just picked out of my garden once.  Oh lord, I thought I was gonna die!!  I couldn't taste anything for hours after that.

So, to recap...
Spicy = great!
TOO spicy = I don't get it.
 
2014-06-11 04:19:10 PM  

ChipNASA: cowgirl toffee: [oi57.tinypic.com image 236x213]

[tadpoleadaptive.com image 814x850]


Gasp!  Doesn't that kid know you don't poop with pants on?!  O_O
 
2014-06-11 04:20:54 PM  

Slaxl: I was hoping for a zoomed out shot of a thousand people screaming. I guess I either overestimated the power of the chili, or underestimated the strength of the Danish tongue.


There wasn't a long shot, but I certainly saw a lot of regret in the faces of people.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-11 04:21:22 PM  
I've had Ghost Peppers. A little goes a long way. I like slicing them up, drying the pieces in the oven and mixing it into popcorn.
 
2014-06-11 04:22:04 PM  
I'm trying to grow some  Trinidad Scorpion Butch T peppers this year. 1 out of 3 plants has already croaked.

No idea what I am going to do with them.
 
2014-06-11 04:23:45 PM  

timujin: I've had one.  It turns out that they're quite spicy.  Hope that doesn't spoil the video for anyone.


SPOILERS, MAN!
 
2014-06-11 04:25:54 PM  

cowgirl toffee: ChipNASA: cowgirl toffee: [oi57.tinypic.com image 236x213]

[tadpoleadaptive.com image 814x850]

Gasp!  Doesn't that kid know you don't poop with pants on?!  O_O


That's why he's going through potty TRAINING, silly.
 
2014-06-11 04:26:05 PM  

SeedFreak: vudukungfu: SeedFreak: you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body

Chilled Aloe enema comes to mind.

I've never tried that. Wouldn't you have to first expand the nozzle hole at the end of the tube?


Nozzle?
No you just chill the bag and the tube. You don't want to expand anything. OW OW OW
You put the aloe in the freezer and don't let it freeze. Or, just leave it in a cooler with ice in it.
Load your bag with iced aloe.
Use a couple of ice cubes to numb up the area of application first.


Let me numb that up for you.
Oh num num num num


Anyway, If you use a nozzle, use a polished, stainless steel one with a big hole in the end. Minimal diameter.
You can get one in a surgical supply store or on St Catherine Street in Montreal.
 
2014-06-11 04:27:04 PM  

Queensowntalia: Obligatory

/that guy is the man


Nope....he's a got-damn Aussie idiot, it's called a CHILE pepper. Not chilli pepper.
Bloody wankers.
 
2014-06-11 04:32:59 PM  
I think they should add dried ghost peppers to ...

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
Just for the lulz.
 
2014-06-11 04:33:26 PM  
CSB:

We experimented in giving Tabasco sauce to the kids when there was a lot of lying going on. We have moved past that but the 9 year old, who is a male drama queen, was flipping out when I put a dash on his tongue. Jumping around, throwing a fit, gross over exaggeration. After a short time of this he yelled "Can I please just drink some water?!?!?"

"Sure"

*drinks water*

"It's not helping!"

"I know, it actually makes it worse. You should try milk or bread."


He was so pissed.
 
2014-06-11 04:34:34 PM  

timujin: ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.

I got some ghost chili mustard that was fantastic, but the company no longer makes it...


their mustard is decent:http://www.maritimemadness.com/
 
2014-06-11 04:39:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: ChipNASA: cowgirl toffee: [oi57.tinypic.com image 236x213]

[tadpoleadaptive.com image 814x850]

Gasp!  Doesn't that kid know you don't poop with pants on?!  O_O


It's even worse - he can't even poop with his legs un-tied to the toilet bowl!
 
2014-06-11 04:39:53 PM  
One of my favorite lines by a Dane was one I heard in Baja.  Met a group of them backpacking their way up the Pan-American highway.  All shaggy beards and leather tans and swagger and names like Thor and Jørg.  This was a 12'-16' day at Punta Cabras, Baja Norte, I'm scared shiatless, it's pounding, spitting barrels, hard currents and rips, and this giant of a man is paddling around on a borrowed kid's dime-store Made-in-China kickboard with no fins, no wetsuit in 50º water, looks over at me in the lineup with a big smile and says "Ya, I think maybe I swallow a lot of water today."  Super serious group of experienced, hard-scrabble surfers erupts into applause and laughter, and the guy gets every wave he wants with no argument from the peanut gallery.  farking Danes.
 
2014-06-11 04:43:09 PM  

SeedFreak: I own a .org that distributes free seed to citizens and organizations.


Your images aren't working.
 
2014-06-11 04:48:49 PM  
I eat the Trinidad Scorpions (better flavor) raw, but with food.

Striaght, no chaser, is just foolish (and the waste of a decent pepper).
 
2014-06-11 04:50:18 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Misconduc: Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

Same I eat a lot of spicy ethnic foods. Last winter I was at a poker game and we were all getting rather sloppy drunk and the host pulls out a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce that he made. Me thinking I eat hot stuff all the time I figured I would give it a shot. Put a big dash on a tortilla chip and HOLY HELL FIRE! I leterally thought it was going to make me throw up. And I dont mean nausea, I mean my stomach just flat out wanted to reject it. The day after was pure hell beer poops mixed with ghost pepper was like getting prison raped with a baseball bat made of fire!

TLDR; Ghost peppers make pain in many different ways.


Funny, it was at a Poker game as well (I built my own table from scratch and invited friends to shove their beer in my fridge hoping they would forget about it).

Yes, Corona and Ghost peppers do not to go together, that watery shiat the next day is so damn brutal. I've broken bones before, and I have cluster headaches, i've never had anything more painful then a watery ass on fire. I thought nothing could top Cluster headaches, damn was I wrong on so many levels.

My mouth was on fire, but nothing like my ass by far, at least if you hold milk in there long enough you won't feel much.
 
2014-06-11 04:54:45 PM  

Dj Orange Threat: timujin: ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.

I got some ghost chili mustard that was fantastic, but the company no longer makes it...

their mustard is decent:http://www.maritimemadness.com/


hrm... I must be strong with the fail, because I can't seem to find any mustard on that site.
 
2014-06-11 05:09:01 PM  
I'm glad they did this in Copenhagen with the Fairer Race™. If the contest had been held in Zimbabwe, we wouldn't see much of a difference in the faces of the competitors.
 
2014-06-11 05:10:56 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wanna fark up my stomach for life.


It'll be fine by lunch the next day.

I ate one at a party on a dare once. Quite hot. Smoking calmed it down. I resisted vomiting.
 
2014-06-11 05:11:59 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Some people get some kinda pleasurable rush out of eating painfully hot stuff. I don't get it myself. I like a bit of heat in the appropriate dishes, but the flavor matters a lot more to me. And I hate when people randomly hot up stuff that doesn't need it. I had a pulled-pork barbecue sandwich in New York, and they put sliced jalapeños on it. Gross.
 
2014-06-11 05:14:41 PM  

Slaxl: I was hoping for a zoomed out shot of a thousand people screaming. I guess I either overestimated the power of the chili, or underestimated the strength of the Danish tongue.


I'd, um, like to talk about that part.
 
2014-06-11 05:19:16 PM  
Last time I ate a whole ghost pepper I was really drunk. Afterwards it felt like what I imagine heroin feels like. I was melting into the couch for an hour. Feels good man.

/can't wait to try the Trinidad moruga scorpion peppers my brother is now growing.
 
2014-06-11 05:19:30 PM  
I bit into a Scotch Bonnet (100k-350k Scoville, vs. 1 million for a ghost pepper) once on a dare. Tasted exactly like tear gas. Had sense enough to spit it out.
 
2014-06-11 05:19:32 PM  

timujin: Dj Orange Threat: timujin: ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.

I got some ghost chili mustard that was fantastic, but the company no longer makes it...

their mustard is decent:http://www.maritimemadness.com/

hrm... I must be strong with the fail, because I can't seem to find any mustard on that site.


took me a bit to find it, it wasn't the easiest. I have previously ordered it. Most of his stuff is habanero but there is ghost stuff too. It is like a micro brewery, pretty small operation.  I haven't been disappointed in anything from there yet.. http://www.maritimemadness.com/online-store.php#!/~/product/category= 4 497512&id=19391550
 
2014-06-11 05:22:40 PM  

LazyMedia: I bit into a Scotch Bonnet (100k-350k Scoville, vs. 1 million for a ghost pepper) once on a dare. Tasted exactly like tear gas. Had sense enough to spit it out.


Scotch Bonnet is what Jamaicans call a habanero.  Same same
 
2014-06-11 05:27:10 PM  

Gonz: LeroyBourne: I wanna fark up my stomach for life.

Actually, peppers won't do any permanent damage to you in any way. But you'll think they must have, especially the morning after.

"Reducing you to tears while you crap fire and pray for a popsicle" isn't permanent damage, though. At least, not physically.


So is the popsicle supposed to be used as a suppository in this instance? You seem to  have experience to share.
 
2014-06-11 05:27:27 PM  
img.fark.net

That face...It tells you everything there is to know.
 
2014-06-11 05:30:22 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


a willey peter sets his @$$ on fire
 
2014-06-11 05:31:24 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-11 05:31:29 PM  

Turbo Cojones: LazyMedia: I bit into a Scotch Bonnet (100k-350k Scoville, vs. 1 million for a ghost pepper) once on a dare. Tasted exactly like tear gas. Had sense enough to spit it out.

Scotch Bonnet is what Jamaicans call a habanero.  Same same


No, they're different peppers.  They're very similar, but the scotch bonnet has a sweeter flavor, while I find the habanero to be "muskier".
 
2014-06-11 05:48:02 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Saying you did it, maybe interesting stories to tell.  My oldest wanted to grow them in the garden last summer so he could tell all his friends at school about it and show them off.  So I made a deal with him, if we grow it, we have to taste them.  We did and took pictures/movies and now he has a fun story to tell.
 
2014-06-11 06:01:23 PM  
Perhaps they should eat a lot of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
 
2014-06-11 06:15:06 PM  
Back in the '90's, I considered myself something of a chilihead. I had built my tolerance up enough to munch down jalapenos like candy, and Tabasco may as well have been mother's milk. I could choke down a habanero or Scotch bonnet, albeit with red face, runny nose and tears. If anyone even then had offered me a ghost pepper, and I'd done the research to see what they were about, I would have told that person to EABOD. No way in Hell.
 
2014-06-11 06:21:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.

I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).


Habanero is already too much for my palate. (I like spicy food. My threshold just isn't that high.) I can't imagine ghost pepper heat levels, either. Where do they cultivate them, anyway? Hell?
 
2014-06-11 06:27:28 PM  
I have a few chilli plants including maruga scorpions.

They really are that hot. I have about 10 peppers ripening and I think that will last me for the rest of my life...


The ones I use most are the ones you get in thailand in a curry or stir fry. Very nice.
 
2014-06-11 06:29:26 PM  
Zee peppers, zey are hott!  Isn't zat VEEERD?!?
 
2014-06-11 06:36:33 PM  

Canton: machoprogrammer: DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.

I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).

Habanero is already too much for my palate. (I like spicy food. My threshold just isn't that high.) I can't imagine ghost pepper heat levels, either. Where do they cultivate them, anyway? Hell?


I cannot handle a straight habanero (pickled I can usually handle just fine, like from Papa John's). I am not sure if anyone can eat them raw like nothing, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was someone out there who could.
 
2014-06-11 06:38:56 PM  

SeedFreak: I do hope the host of the event has all the signed disclaimers locked up in his lawyers office--he will need them.


No, he won't. Why would he?
 
2014-06-11 06:56:29 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


Beat me to it
 
2014-06-11 06:57:17 PM  
I chop up habeneros and eat them on hot dogs so I thought I was reasonably tough. Turns out even the weak-assed pickled ghosts peppers are significantly tougher than me.
They did things to me, man. Bad things.
 
2014-06-11 07:03:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles.


Not at the same time, I imagine
 
2014-06-11 07:04:32 PM  

machoprogrammer: cannot handle a straight habanero (pickled I can usually handle just fine, like from Papa John's).


Papa John's has pickled habaneros?  The only thing I've ever seen from there are jalapenos and pepperoncinis.
 
2014-06-11 07:04:58 PM  
csb

My experience with 1,000,000 SHU's was in the police academy. They attempted to prepare us for what was to come by showing us a video and a pie chart. It didn't work. My god did it NOT work. OC spray directly into both eyes. I saw hard dudes reduced to wailing for their mommies. It was THAT bad.

Surprisingly, Johnson's Baby Shampoo dulls the pain.
 
2014-06-11 07:16:37 PM  

machoprogrammer: I cannot handle a straight habanero (pickled I can usually handle just fine, like from Papa John's). I am not sure if anyone can eat them raw like nothing, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was someone out there who could.


Uh, the Papa John's peppers are pepperoncini. You can order jalapenos on the pizza. I grow peppers, and jalapenos are the second most mild in my patch- I love them raw.

Fresh cayenne and tabasco peppers, on the other hand, have some serious heat. And my Thai plant got a late start, but I'm looking forward to those.
 
2014-06-11 07:21:19 PM  
I picked up some Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper salsa today, so I'm getting a kick...

It's spicy, but I've eaten hotter salsas. I'm guessing the actual amount of GP is pretty low.
 
2014-06-11 07:22:30 PM  
This would be a great dudebro charity fundraiser - tell all the participants they can have the ghost pepper for free, but charge them $20 each for one of those little cartons of milk they serve in elementary school cafeterias.
 
2014-06-11 07:33:04 PM  

buckler: I picked up some Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper salsa today, so I'm getting a kick...

It's spicy, but I've eaten hotter salsas. I'm guessing the actual amount of GP is pretty low.


I've found that to be really good when mixed with sour cream.
But dangerous, because you don't realize how much you're eating, and if you're not careful, you WILL pay for it later.
 
2014-06-11 07:35:26 PM  

Gonz: machoprogrammer: I cannot handle a straight habanero (pickled I can usually handle just fine, like from Papa John's). I am not sure if anyone can eat them raw like nothing, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was someone out there who could.

Uh, the Papa John's peppers are pepperoncini. You can order jalapenos on the pizza. I grow peppers, and jalapenos are the second most mild in my patch- I love them raw.

Fresh cayenne and tabasco peppers, on the other hand, have some serious heat. And my Thai plant got a late start, but I'm looking forward to those.


Whoops my bad. That explains why they aren't hot then!

Old Man Winter: I chop up habeneros and eat them on hot dogs so I thought I was reasonably tough. Turns out even the weak-assed pickled ghosts peppers are significantly tougher than me.
They did things to me, man. Bad things.


That sounds delicious. I salute anyone that can eat habaneros raw, though. Well done.
 
2014-06-11 07:50:00 PM  
www.globalpost.com
 
2014-06-11 08:14:00 PM  

machoprogrammer: Canton: machoprogrammer: DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.

I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).

Habanero is already too much for my palate. (I like spicy food. My threshold just isn't that high.) I can't imagine ghost pepper heat levels, either. Where do they cultivate them, anyway? Hell?

I cannot handle a straight habanero (pickled I can usually handle just fine, like from Papa John's). I am not sure if anyone can eat them raw like nothing, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was someone out there who could.


Well, I don't know whether the peppers in that Habanero Jack cheese were pickled, but they were definitely too much. Only tried it once. Couldn't taste the cheese, because it was all heat, right away. What's the point of cheese if you can't taste it?

Meh. I like a nice, slow burn, the kind that creeps up on your sinuses...
 
2014-06-11 08:37:32 PM  
Handle it? I'm a biker.
 
2014-06-11 08:44:08 PM  
I use dried ground ghost pepper in most of my meals, so I could see myself taking this challenge.
 
2014-06-11 08:47:06 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: SeedFreak: I own a .org that distributes free seed to citizens and organizations.

Your images aren't working.


They seem to load fine. What is the problem you are having?
 
2014-06-11 08:55:10 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I think they should add dried ghost peppers to ...

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 400x323]
Just for the lulz.


They make fake snuff out of mint leaves and other stuff to help people quit and ground cayenne is used to simulate the burn of normal dip.  It's actually not terrible.
 
2014-06-11 09:05:06 PM  
CSB

Back in the 90's when I was doing alot of snowmobiling we would occasionally travel to Old Forge NY where there is a little joint called the Red Dog Inn.  They had a wing sauce called Armageddon that was just plain evil.  Best I could ever accomplish was 6 wings, and it took me a pitcher of beer to get through those (yes I know milk is better, but at the time that was not an option).  Anyhow one trip we had a couple of very cocky kids with us and talked them into trying the Armageddon challenge.  The first kid (21) got through 3 wings before the heat got so bad that he ran outside where it was well below freezing and started shoveling snow into his mouth and all over his face.  Not bad except for the fact that where he chose to seek relief for his overheated mouth was where many, many scores of drunken snowmobilers also chose to find a slightly different kind of relief.
 
2014-06-11 09:08:30 PM  
Hot Pepper Gaming has a YouTube channel where people review video games while eating Habanero peppers covered with various hot sauces.

Here's one of a guy eating a habanero covered with ghost pepper sauce that's kinda humorous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTkoYGwU2i8

I've had a raw habanero once in my life, that was enough to last me a lifetime. :)
 
2014-06-11 09:09:57 PM  

Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


I respectfully disagree.

https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/84786318@N06/9409884512/
 
2014-06-11 09:54:28 PM  

Skleenar: I eat 4 ghost peppers in scrambled eggs every morning for breakfast. If it's too mild, I put on some Pace Picante "hot".

 Danish people just can't handle a little spice.


.... no, you don't.
 
2014-06-11 10:00:11 PM  

GrailOfThunder: Hot Pepper Gaming has a YouTube channel where people review video games while eating Habanero peppers covered with various hot sauces.

Here's one of a guy eating a habanero covered with ghost pepper sauce that's kinda humorous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTkoYGwU2i8

I've had a raw habanero once in my life, that was enough to last me a lifetime. :)


Holy fark that had to be hot
 
2014-06-11 10:03:12 PM  
I planted 12 Habanero plants last year and turned the resulting harvest into 2 quarts of hot sauce. I'm almost out and It barely seems spicy to me know.

I hope to add a few ghost peppers to this year's batch, if I can find them.
 
2014-06-11 10:21:43 PM  

big pig peaches: I planted 12 Habanero plants last year and turned the resulting harvest into 2 quarts of hot sauce. I'm almost out and It barely seems spicy to me know.

I hope to add a few ghost peppers to this year's batch, if I can find them.


Ok Habaneros, depending on variety is around 100k scoville to 580k scoville. Ghost chilli ( Bhut Jolokia ), not the worst chili that exists because the trinidad scorpion is worst, is around 855k scoville. Its used as a weapon. On the upside, Habaneros were used for torture in the mayan days. They would put Habaneros on the tip of the penis or the clitoris of the unfortunate individual.

CSB: I once cut red habaneros chili without gloves, and then went pee-peeing. Since im a guy that involved touching the penis, and it hurts.
 
2014-06-11 10:29:57 PM  
 
2014-06-11 10:48:32 PM  

SeedFreak: Fark like a Barsoomian: SeedFreak: I own a .org that distributes free seed to citizens and organizations.

Your images aren't working.

They seem to load fine. What is the problem you are having?


I usually go around with Javascript turned off, so the images didn't load when I tried. Seems all your images require JS and that was the problem.

I've never seen a site before that needs JS for ALL its images. Seems better if you don't require that.
 
2014-06-11 11:00:55 PM  
Oblig and one of my Favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNzI3RTZ7I
 
2014-06-11 11:06:22 PM  
 I've not heard that from anyone before, and everyone can view the site. As they're all mostly jpegs I don't know why you can't see the images. And, it's also not part of the webpage program I use, it would be weird for any site program to require java for non-moving images. I don't even have a gif on the site. Oh well, the vagueries of the internet,..
 
2014-06-11 11:18:16 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.youneversee.com image 400x286]


You know, I just noticed something about that picture. That guy really needs to see a doctor. Not because he is farting out flames, but because it appears he has 2 anuses.
 
2014-06-11 11:25:53 PM  

Bawdy George: Adventures in dudebro dumbassery, Sriracha edition


So, a guy whining about eating ketchup?

Wow.  What a wimp.

I mean, I wouldn't do that, just because I wouldn't drink three bottles of ketchup, but, um, sriracha isn't really hot.  But it's a farking sauce, not a drink.  What an idiot.

/no, didn't even bother watching the whole video, guy started whining early on.
 
2014-06-11 11:41:25 PM  

shamalamadingdong: One of my favorite lines by a Dane was one I heard in Baja.  Met a group of them backpacking their way up the Pan-American highway.  All shaggy beards and leather tans and swagger and names like Thor and Jørg.  This was a 12'-16' day at Punta Cabras, Baja Norte, I'm scared shiatless, it's pounding, spitting barrels, hard currents and rips, and this giant of a man is paddling around on a borrowed kid's dime-store Made-in-China kickboard with no fins, no wetsuit in 50º water, looks over at me in the lineup with a big smile and says "Ya, I think maybe I swallow a lot of water today."  Super serious group of experienced, hard-scrabble surfers erupts into applause and laughter, and the guy gets every wave he wants with no argument from the peanut gallery.  farking Danes.


Hahhahahahhaaa

/best story I've heard in awhile
 
2014-06-12 12:01:31 AM  

DarkVader: Bawdy George: Adventures in dudebro dumbassery, Sriracha edition

So, a guy whining about eating ketchup?

Wow.  What a wimp.

I mean, I wouldn't do that, just because I wouldn't drink three bottles of ketchup, but, um, sriracha isn't really hot.  But it's a farking sauce, not a drink.  What an idiot.

/no, didn't even bother watching the whole video, guy started whining early on.


Yup, agreed. Which makes the final minute an even funnier testament to his lameness.
 
2014-06-12 01:03:01 AM  

timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release


I didn't actually believe in endorphins until I ate a whole roasted ghost chili that a chef gave me.  It was one of the more painful experiences of my life until I got all lightheaded and floaty.  That shiat is real.  I was high for about 30 minutes.
 
2014-06-12 01:27:52 AM  
Look at the tough guys, eating hipster ghost peppers.  Enjoy the sweating, flaming shiatz, heart burn and disintegrated esophagusses.  Or is it esophagii?  Either way - morans.
 
2014-06-12 05:46:45 AM  

RoyHobbs22: Look at the tough guys, eating hipster ghost peppers.  Enjoy the sweating, flaming shiatz, heart burn and disintegrated esophagusses.  Or is it esophagii?  Either way - morans.


Yeah about that... I eat ghost pepper anything I can and use fresh ones in my Holy Ghostpepper Chili recipe. I have NEVER dealt with any of those problems except sweats which is NOT exactly a big deal. Just because you can't handle something doesn't mean nobody can.

Wife was growing me some Trinidad Scorpions in her container garden. Asshole landlords stole the whole garden. Hope they bite into them unawares...
 
2014-06-12 07:05:41 AM  

ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.


THANKS SO MUCH!! I had no idea this existed. I'm Indian, and love very spicy food. I use lots of crushed red pepper and/or sriracha, etc on most everything, but it's gotten to the point where I have to put so much stuff on to get the heat I like. This is a perfect solution. After 30+ years, its amazing the tolerance one can develop.

Serious Fark +1 to you sir!
 
2014-06-12 09:02:16 AM  

ChipNASA: [tadpoleadaptive.com image 814x850]


GAAAAHH TO HELL WITH YOUR DEMON-TOOTHED HELLSPAWN
 
2014-06-12 10:22:37 AM  
Nej tak.
 
2014-06-12 11:56:41 AM  

Optimus Primate: ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.

THANKS SO MUCH!! I had no idea this existed. I'm Indian, and love very spicy food. I use lots of crushed red pepper and/or sriracha, etc on most everything, but it's gotten to the point where I have to put so much stuff on to get the heat I like. This is a perfect solution. After 30+ years, its amazing the tolerance one can develop.

Serious Fark +1 to you sir!


Awesome :-)

I've got a habanero sauce, a sriracha, and my ghost pepper flakes basically right now.  And a crazy wasabi thing that i use in place of mustard.
 
2014-06-12 08:57:49 PM  

Bawdy George: Adventures in dudebro dumbassery, Sriracha edition


What the...?!? Who the fark does that to themselves??
 
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