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2014-06-11 12:43:49 PM  
OUCH
 
2014-06-11 01:14:02 PM  
In a row?
 
2014-06-11 01:23:24 PM  
Regrets start around the 1:05 point.
 
2014-06-11 02:24:33 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

Ha! Ha!
 
2014-06-11 02:31:52 PM  
And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 02:44:03 PM  
I've had one.  It turns out that they're quite spicy.  Hope that doesn't spoil the video for anyone.
 
2014-06-11 02:44:04 PM  
My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.
 
2014-06-11 02:47:14 PM  

ekdikeo4: My girlfriend bought me some ghost pepper flakes for Xmas a couple of years ago.  Amazing stuff.

http://amzn.to/1ioCtji

Still have about 3/4 of it, too.  But I now use a couple of shakes of it on practically -everything-.


I got some ghost chili mustard that was fantastic, but the company no longer makes it...
 
2014-06-11 03:40:18 PM  
Well, I suppose that's one way to sanitize the city's sewer system.
 
2014-06-11 03:41:23 PM  
Pussies.....


www.crazyhotseeds.com

Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning,
 
2014-06-11 03:42:58 PM  
What the hell is the upside to something like that?
 
2014-06-11 03:43:31 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Because it's there / endorphin release
 
2014-06-11 03:45:36 PM  
Haven't had the ghost pepper, but I like me some habanaro which actually has flavor to go along with the heat.
 
2014-06-11 03:46:51 PM  
Talk about white people problems
 
2014-06-11 03:47:10 PM  

UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]


They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.
 
2014-06-11 03:47:40 PM  
i got the rocket poop last night from some habanero mango chicken cheesesteak, with extra hot peppers

looked and felt like that chemical plant explosion linked in the kids blowing themselves up in nevada thread below
 
2014-06-11 03:47:56 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


Shiats and giggles.
 
2014-06-11 03:48:46 PM  

ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.


Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.
 
2014-06-11 03:48:58 PM  
I was hoping for a zoomed out shot of a thousand people screaming. I guess I either overestimated the power of the chili, or underestimated the strength of the Danish tongue.
 
2014-06-11 03:50:16 PM  

Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 03:50:28 PM  
Sucks to be the person counting out 1,000,000 ghost peppers.
 
2014-06-11 03:50:33 PM  
Judging by those reactions I can only assume ghost chilis are almost as hot as Taco Bell hot sauce?
 
2014-06-11 03:51:49 PM  
POOP THREAD!
 
2014-06-11 03:52:16 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles. then crying.

 
2014-06-11 03:52:21 PM  
 
2014-06-11 03:52:24 PM  

timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release


Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.
 
2014-06-11 03:52:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles. wincing and crying and praying to Jesus's transexual brother Justin that the fiery tongues of hell leave their poor tender anus alone


FTFY
 
2014-06-11 03:53:10 PM  
I wonder if that crate had to be certified as a biological weapon? Also, I wonder how many of those people were drunk from the night before?
 
2014-06-11 03:53:20 PM  
I wanna fark up my stomach for life.
 
2014-06-11 03:53:26 PM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 03:53:31 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


i4.bebo.com
 
2014-06-11 03:53:58 PM  
Obligatory

/that guy is the man
 
2014-06-11 03:54:09 PM  

Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?


See Copenhagen explode!
 
2014-06-11 03:54:39 PM  

deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]


Neither is having to stand behind you, apparently.
 
2014-06-11 03:56:23 PM  

Whatthefark: Wimps. This chick has them all beat.


Her eyes were shut, she rubbed it onto her eyelids. If she was trying to impress me, she has failed.

I think she also just put all the chillis in her mouth and then spat them out, like the first comme... prime youtube participant alludes to.

/filterdodge.
 
2014-06-11 03:56:54 PM  

ChipNASA: deanis: Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.

[img.fark.net image 243x208]

[i4.bebo.com image 352x250]


Well the difference is I didn't have an Alien anal radar in my ass, but close enough
 
2014-06-11 03:59:02 PM  
www.youneversee.com
 
2014-06-11 03:59:50 PM  

Misconduc: ChipNASA: UberDave: And later that evening...

...The Ring of Fire!!!

[img.fark.net image 677x363]

They're going to be in trouble when the oil hits the anus.

Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


Not as bad as getting a Ghost pepper bj from one of those hot chicks in the video. The upside to that is getting a wintergreen lifesaver bj right after.
 
2014-06-11 04:01:09 PM  
I eat 4 ghost peppers in scrambled eggs every morning for breakfast. If it's too mild, I put on some Pace Picante "hot".

 Danish people just can't handle a little spice.
 
2014-06-11 04:02:34 PM  

Slaxl: Whatthefark: Wimps. This chick has them all beat.

Her eyes were shut, she rubbed it onto her eyelids. If she was trying to impress me, she has failed.

I think she also just put all the chillis in her mouth and then spat them out, like the first comme... prime youtube participant alludes to.

/filterdodge.


I believe that's the woman that doesn't have a reaction to capsaicin.  Which, I think, is cheating.
 
2014-06-11 04:02:47 PM  
http://www.micklespickles.com/id17.htm

Mickle's Pickles Ghost Pepper pickles. Not endorsing them. Just saying they're out there, stalking your sphincter.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:10 PM  
I do hope the host of the event has all the signed disclaimers locked up in his lawyers office--he will need them. I own a .org that distributes free seed to citizens and organizations. I do accept seed donations--we were given almost a 1/4 cup of ghost pepper seed (the donor couldn't give them away!). To distribute the seed I had to put them into special packages taped closed and over that a bright warning saying whomever opens the package and grows the seed, consumes the fruit, etc, does so at their own risk and that my company would not share responsibility for any physical distress and agony.

The photo posted above by deanis is right, you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body Welcome to acute gastritis. Buy a case of mylanta and/or ask a anesthetist to put you into a coma for three or four days, it hurts really, REALLY bad.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:30 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7dbUsMr8oQ

The dude is married to some kinda rich lady (can't remember her name).

His thing is to have a celebrity in Danish morning TV, and share a chilli with them.

I like the above because the celebrity didn't give a shiat, whilst the host was choking. ;)
 
2014-06-11 04:03:50 PM  

Misconduc: Yeah well, I tried to eat a piece of a ghost pepper once, I usually eat very hot thai and indian food so I thought I could handle it, turns out my ass was on fire for 3 days, ever shiat fire? I came close to it. Let alone the stomach cramps I had for 2 days.
I was <---> close to going to the hospital, having your ass on fire is nothing funny to go through.


Same I eat a lot of spicy ethnic foods. Last winter I was at a poker game and we were all getting rather sloppy drunk and the host pulls out a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce that he made. Me thinking I eat hot stuff all the time I figured I would give it a shot. Put a big dash on a tortilla chip and HOLY HELL FIRE! I leterally thought it was going to make me throw up. And I dont mean nausea, I mean my stomach just flat out wanted to reject it. The day after was pure hell beer poops mixed with ghost pepper was like getting prison raped with a baseball bat made of fire!

TLDR; Ghost peppers make pain in many different ways.
 
2014-06-11 04:03:56 PM  

SeedFreak: you will think that a flame-thrower is shooting out your butt--it's not over quickly, it can take days for all the capsicum to pass through your body


Chilled Aloe enema comes to mind.
 
2014-06-11 04:04:24 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Shiats and giggles.


Well, in this case, shiats and tears.
 
2014-06-11 04:04:58 PM  
oi57.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-11 04:05:28 PM  

DarkVader: timujin: Orgasmatron138: What the hell is the upside to something like that?

Because it's there / endorphin release

Pretty much.  You can get pretty damn high off of something really hot.

But ghost pepper is too much for me.

It's funny, in my lifetime peppers have changed so much.  20 years ago, there was pretty much nothing available that was too hot for me, not a sauce, and certainly not a pepper.  Then the extract sauces showed up, and I couldn't eat those straight.  And then the new peppers started showing up, and I can't enjoy those either.  I mean, sure, a bit of ghost pepper in something, fine, that's not a problem.  I've eaten curries and chilli with ghost pepper in them, and enjoyed them.

But I'm not going to pop a whole one in my mouth, ever.  I'm not even going to put a small slice of one directly in my mouth.  And I don't have a problem with eating raw habanero.


I love spicy food, but I cannot imagine something 10 times hotter than a habanero (and 500 times hotter than a jalapeno).
 
2014-06-11 04:05:49 PM  
two peppers, one cup?
 
2014-06-11 04:05:58 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wanna fark up my stomach for life.


Actually, peppers won't do any permanent damage to you in any way. But you'll think they must have, especially the morning after.

"Reducing you to tears while you crap fire and pray for a popsicle" isn't permanent damage, though. At least, not physically.
 
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