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2014-06-11 04:08:55 PM  
I like the french fry story better.
 
2014-06-11 04:51:05 PM  
"I turn around and it's Bill Murray with his shirt up, belly out, tapping his belly"

He was just doing an homage to the late Tracy Morgan.
 
2014-06-11 04:51:36 PM  
I don't believe you.
 
2014-06-11 04:55:03 PM  
Whatever they pay that man, it's not enough.
 
2014-06-11 04:55:13 PM  
I will never believe this.
 
2014-06-11 04:56:39 PM  
I thought he was dead?
 
2014-06-11 04:57:03 PM  
Oh, heck...back to the blackboard...

I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
I will not drive 4 hours round trip to get a beer on King Street.
etc...
 
2014-06-11 04:58:05 PM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-11 04:58:19 PM  
No, crappy site, you CAN'T have third-party cookies.
Fark you!

What an asshole site.
 
2014-06-11 04:58:34 PM  
Along with George Takei they are national treasurers and should be savored.
 
2014-06-11 05:00:14 PM  

Uzzah: "I turn around and it's Bill Murray with his shirt up, belly out, tapping his belly"

He was just doing an homage to the late Tracy Morgan.


Or pretending to be a tanuki.

Almost anything's possible. It is Bill Murray after all.
 
2014-06-11 05:01:24 PM  
Yes, it's true. This man has no nipples.
 
2014-06-11 05:05:31 PM  
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2014-06-11 05:07:52 PM  
He does something like this in Charleston every few months.

It's kind of like getting a bingo number for a night out here. "Bill Murray story."

/my freind was his neighbor
//Nice, but has melemcholy moods
///Never met him
 
2014-06-11 05:08:38 PM  

rjakobi: Whatever they pay that man, it's not enough.


The man pays for everything with awesomesauce.  Money means nothing to such a man
 
2014-06-11 05:12:44 PM  

fusillade762: I thought he was dead?


Zombieland was not a documentary, good sir.
 
2014-06-11 05:16:07 PM  
That's pretty funny. It would make for some great wedding pictures, too...
 
2014-06-11 05:21:24 PM  

Honest Bender: No, crappy site, you CAN'T have third-party cookies.
Fark you!

What an asshole site.


Yeah, I hate that new trend('New' as in they've only recently started demanding cookies after a relatively long silent period)... Every site wants to force me to use cookies. I usually just read TFA and close the site, some of them put a semi-transparent mask over the text, but I can still read it. Almost, but not quite, as annoying as opening a site on my phone and having Android tell me that it is requesting my location. Unless I'm looking for directions, or looking for a business nearby, it doesn't need my farking location. I also don't want these stupid websites' "mobile version", I just want to read the goddamn news...
 
2014-06-11 05:21:46 PM  

Uzzah: "I turn around and it's Bill Murray with his shirt up, belly out, tapping his belly"

He was just doing an homage to the late Tracy Morgan.


Morgan's not dead.  They just amputated his leg.
 
2014-06-11 05:26:03 PM  
Am I in before Zombieland
 
2014-06-11 05:30:20 PM  
Love Bill Murray, but he's about two news reports away from being that crazy guy who does the crazy stuff while randomly wandering crazily around.
 
2014-06-11 05:31:27 PM  
I was at a cookout yesterday and no lie, a guy I met there starts laughing at something on his phone. Turns out his niece (and I assume her parents) met BM and got a picture with him. Must have been in the vicinity of this photo shoot.
 
2014-06-11 05:37:30 PM  
I'm not too far from Charleston. Really need to make a weekend of it. I'd love to meet him.
 
2014-06-11 05:37:52 PM  

lostcat: Love Bill Murray, but he's about two news reports away from being that crazy guy who does the crazy stuff while randomly wandering crazily around.


What's wrong with that?

/no news reports needed here, I'm completely crazed by those menopausal hormones....
 
2014-06-11 05:39:14 PM  
foo monkey  Morgan's not dead.  They just amputated his leg.

While you don't wanna be a diabetic with a kidney transplant in a cataclysmic crash with no seatbelt, his family denies the leg amputation story...  http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/06/09/tracy-morgan-remains-in-c r itical-but-stable-condition-rumors-about-leg-amputation-completely-fab ricated/
 
2014-06-11 05:40:32 PM  
Yet when I wave my penis at people taking group pictures, trying to make them laugh, they mad.  It pays to be rich I guess
 
2014-06-11 05:41:16 PM  
More proof that drunkards are the best (and worst!) of people.
 
2014-06-11 05:56:55 PM  
Thats funny, For me it wouldnt be his belly but his face that would make me laugh. He has a cherubic , winsome quality to his smile that never fades.
 I was reading in Forbes or some such rag where various 'celebrities' were giving their words of wisdom and he was said ."A person who is rude to the waiter and nice to you is not a nice person" or something like that. It stuck with me and though its not the wisdom of Solomon its worth remembering
 
2014-06-11 06:04:50 PM  
Growing tired of these random acts of Bill Murray, not because he does them but because of the world's reaction.

For example, I didn't need my sister texting me first thing in the AM 3 pages of CSB of how this girl lived in the neighborhood we grew up in before I was born.
 
2014-06-11 06:07:34 PM  
Bill Freakin' Murray!

splitsider.com
 
2014-06-11 06:39:01 PM  

dundapig: Bill Freakin' Murray!

[splitsider.com image 375x281]


...and the companion piece to this:


i.imgur.com
/cool sighting bro
 
2014-06-11 06:41:04 PM  
Slapping his belly is considered hilarious?

I think maybe his knack for sharp-witted improvisational humor has started to run thin over the last couple of decades.
 
2014-06-11 06:43:13 PM  
I'm leaning more towards the T-800 ended up with Bill's features and Skynet has sent a ton of them back.
 
2014-06-11 06:44:14 PM  
I can never tell how Fark will go with an article.  I guess since Bill Murray is one of the cool kids, this is cool.  But if, say, Carlos Mencia did it he'd be called an attention whore.

Well, more likely "he stole that from Bill Murray."  bad example.
 
2014-06-11 06:49:31 PM  
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2014-06-11 06:59:12 PM  

KidneyStone: I can never tell how Fark will go with an article.  I guess since Bill Murray is one of the cool kids, this is cool.  But if, say, Carlos Mencia did it he'd be called an attention whore.

Well, more likely "he stole that from Bill Murray."  bad example.


Oh look, it's Carlos/Ned's Fark account
 
2014-06-11 07:07:13 PM  
I like to think of him as a real life Thom Bombadill.
 
2014-06-11 07:07:43 PM  
I think I read this fanfic once....
 
2014-06-11 07:09:12 PM  

KidneyStone: I can never tell how Fark will go with an article.  I guess since Bill Murray is one of the cool kids, this is cool.  But if, say, Carlos Mencia did it he'd be called an attention whore.

Well, more likely "he stole that from Bill Murray."  bad example.


HAHA!!! Carlos Mencia. That guy really sucks at life. I don't care if he stole material or not. Either way, he still wasn't funny.
 
2014-06-11 07:19:58 PM  
whatculture.com
this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head
 
2014-06-11 08:16:15 PM  

echomike23: [whatculture.com image 520x324]
this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head

img.fark.net
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
 
2014-06-11 08:42:50 PM  

Mikey1969: I also don't want these stupid websites' "mobile version", I just want to read the goddamn news...


Would you like to download our app?
 
2014-06-11 09:12:02 PM  
The guy is awesome.

/he kinda looks like a Sith Lord now
 
2014-06-11 09:18:36 PM  

Neondistraction: Mikey1969: I also don't want these stupid websites' "mobile version", I just want to read the goddamn news...

Would you like to download our app?


The goddam site for the Pat Robertson story keeps popping up a "Please login to your account" dialogue on my phone just to read the story, it's even more annoying than the download our app thing, but only by a smidgen...
 
2014-06-11 09:34:12 PM  
Looks like I'll be adding the P & C to the list of news websites I will never click on again, and hope they DIAF.
 
2014-06-11 10:15:54 PM  

EvilMonkeyBoy: Growing tired of these random acts of Bill Murray, not because he does them but because of the world's reaction.

For example, I didn't need my sister texting me first thing in the AM 3 pages of CSB of how this girl lived in the neighborhood we grew up in before I was born.


He's over-exposed. I'm just sick of hearing about him. Good guy, too much coverage.
 
2014-06-11 11:11:08 PM  
Bill Murray has no agent, no PR flacks, no handlers.  This can make it difficult to contact him if you want him in your movie.
 
2014-06-11 11:26:58 PM  

Loadmaster: Slapping his belly is considered hilarious?

I think maybe his knack for sharp-witted improvisational humor has started to run thin over the last couple of decades.


For farks sake, He's not as funny now as he once was, but decades? You got to give him "Kingpin" (96) or "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (97) and "Wild Things" (98) or you were never even a fan in the first place. Being a comedian is almost like being an athlete. It has a shelf life. Guys like Murray made it last longer then most.
 
2014-06-11 11:41:30 PM  
No one will ever believe you... oh, wait.
 
2014-06-11 11:44:43 PM  

Loadmaster: Slapping his belly is considered hilarious?

I think maybe his knack for sharp-witted improvisational humor has started to run thin over the last couple of decades.


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