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(Newser)   Science establishes new first-world problem: "bedtime procrastination"   (newser.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-11 12:54:21 PM  
5 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I used to get stuck in these cycles then I stopped caring about what happens on the internet when I'm not here.


I cannot seriously believe that you remain unconcerned when someone is wrong on the Internet.
2014-06-11 03:52:12 PM  
4 votes:

Shahab: It is definitely a first world problem, as without electricity, TV, computers and the internet why the hell would you stay up after dark?


Son, I think it is time for us to talk about where babies come from.
2014-06-11 03:26:00 PM  
4 votes:
Researchers are describing "bedtime procrastination," which "may be a relatively modern phenomenon."


Yeah well, when your entertainment options were pretty much sit in the dark or light a candle and read the Bible again, there wasn't much reason to procrastinate.
2014-06-11 04:34:50 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net

No calvin and hobbes bedtime stories yet?
2014-06-11 12:54:57 PM  
3 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2014-06-11 03:44:51 PM  
2 votes:
I stick to my schedule to the millisecond. I hope I can finish this post before it's tim
2014-06-11 03:38:59 PM  
2 votes:

cgraves67: These video games aren't going to beat themselves.


neither will the weener
2014-06-11 03:36:15 PM  
2 votes:
New? I've been doing it my whole life. These video games aren't going to beat themselves.
2014-06-11 07:00:50 PM  
1 votes:
So this isn't a euphemism for sexy time?
2014-06-11 04:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
Toddlers all over the world contributed to the development...
2014-06-11 04:07:46 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: cgraves67: New? I've been doing it my whole life. These video games aren't going to beat themselves.

This. I suspect many adult Farkers have been doing this for decades. I know I have.


I too have been beating myself for decades.
2014-06-11 04:07:39 PM  
1 votes:
Heh, I have wake-up procrastination.  It's especially bad in the winter.
2014-06-11 03:58:15 PM  
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: Shahab: It is definitely a first world problem, as without electricity, TV, computers and the internet why the hell would you stay up after dark?

Son, I think it is time for us to talk about where babies come from.


Seriously. Why do think there were so many of them on the farm? It wasn't because Maw and Paw were such lookers. It was because they were bored!mellick-history.com
2014-06-11 03:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
I inherited my procrastination from my mother. She swears she hasn't gotten around to giving it to me yet.
2014-06-11 03:48:48 PM  
1 votes:

rwdavis: FTFA "An expert tip: 'Keep a schedule for yourself and stick to it. If you can't fit in all of your fun daytime activities before your scheduled bedtime, then take comfort in knowing you'll be alert and well-rested the next day to experience them.'"

Daytime activities don't exist when you spend most of daytime at work.


Ding ding ding

If I went to bed at the time I would prefer, I would most certainly not be well rested and alert the next day when I experience the things I want to do. I would be well rested and alert for work and do absolutely nothing that I want to do.

There'll be time to sleep when I'm dead.

/Which will be approximately 10 years sooner than it would otherwise due to lack of sleep.
2014-06-11 12:52:27 PM  
1 votes:
I used to get stuck in these cycles then I stopped caring about what happens on the internet when I'm not here.
 
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