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(Slate)   Dear Prudence: I'm totally cool with my husband farking other women whenever he goes to Vegas, but the last time he was there he hooked up with my half-sister, do I have a right to be pissed?   (slate.com) divider line 180
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2014-06-11 12:02:15 PM
Yes you do.
 
2014-06-11 12:06:38 PM

Lando Lincoln: Yes you do.


Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people? The guy  is already "living the Dream" by having explicit permission to fark other people when he's out of town, and then he's gotta go and fark all of that up by pushing the boundaries just a little too far...

dumbass
 
2014-06-11 12:10:05 PM
half-sister

Is she hot? We need to know.
 
2014-06-11 12:10:13 PM

Magorn: The guy  is already "living the Dream" by having explicit permission to fark other people


It's never enough. Woman has big tits? All of a sudden he's an ass man. She loves giving head? He now NEEDS the backdoor.

Guys kinda suck.
 
2014-06-11 12:15:11 PM
Dear Mrs. Plowboy:

Yes you should be angry, but since she is your half-sister only half of you should be enraged.

Your left side, your right side, your front, our back, your torso, or the waist down you should be absolutely furious.

Glad I could be of help,

Dear Flabby

P.S.  Are you going to eat that?

P. P. S.  You know that saying whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?  Well contracting AIDS didn't get the memo.
 
2014-06-11 12:16:59 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: half-sister

Is she hot? We need to know.


I don't care if she's Salma Hayek. The guy had carte blanche to screw any woman in Vegas and he just HAD TO GO AND BE A MORON.

I want to kick this guy right in the nuts on behalf of humanity.
 
2014-06-11 12:22:16 PM

R.A.Danny: Magorn: The guy  is already "living the Dream" by having explicit permission to fark other people

It's never enough. Woman has big tits? All of a sudden he's an ass man. She loves giving head? He now NEEDS the backdoor.

Guys kinda suck.


Well as Shel Silverstien once observed in his famous song "Beans taste fine":
After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine.
An' after you've been drinkin' champagne and brandy
You gonna settle for wine.
He said "The world is funny, and people are strange
And man is a creature of constant change, and
After you've been havin' steak for a long time
Beans, beans taste fine."
 
2014-06-11 12:28:10 PM
No.  Use more specific language if you want there to be exemptions.  "Other people" even includes your mom.

What I'm saying is that he's farking your mom.
 
2014-06-11 12:29:20 PM
Er, exceptions.
 
2014-06-11 12:32:32 PM
"At least it wasn't your half-brother...yet."
 
2014-06-11 01:05:10 PM
According to society I must be the only man happy with his wife and we met in 1995.
 
2014-06-11 01:26:27 PM
Apparently the questions submitted to "Dear Prudence" are items that were originally submitted to and rejected by Anon-DIT as being too obviously fake.
 
2014-06-11 01:27:40 PM

Relatively Obscure: No.  Use more specific language if you want there to be exemptions.  "Other people" even includes your mom.

What I'm saying is that he's farking your mom.


Only a sociopath needs to explicitly be told "your free pass doesn't include my family."
 
2014-06-11 01:37:13 PM
I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $400, Alex.
 
2014-06-11 01:43:09 PM
I actually relate to the third letter about the dateless daughter.  Mine is 20 and she hated it when I started to date again, even though have been respectful enough to not bring my gentleman friend to our home.  Now that she has made some friends and had some dates herself, she's been much more pleasant to live with.
 
2014-06-11 01:45:48 PM
Which half?
 
2014-06-11 01:58:49 PM

kxs401: Relatively Obscure: No. Use more specific language if you want there to be exemptions. "Other people" even includes your mom.

What I'm saying is that he's farking your mom.

Only a sociopath needs to explicitly be told "your free pass doesn't include my family."


Like a sociopath would care that he or she was told.
 
2014-06-11 02:04:34 PM

OregonVet: According to society I must be the only man happy with his wife and we met in 1995.


No, you're not the only one. I'm pretty happy with your wife, too.
 
2014-06-11 02:25:21 PM
pretty sure that she cant even know that this happened.
she is making it all up.

unless he told his wife
 
2014-06-11 02:29:57 PM
First I read it as HIS half sister. -- Now I see that I read it wrong, what's the big deal?
 
2014-06-11 02:30:30 PM
Seems legit.
 
2014-06-11 02:30:54 PM

propasaurus: OregonVet: According to society I must be the only man happy with his wife and we met in 1995.

No, you're not the only one. I'm pretty happy with your wife, too.


ZING!
 
2014-06-11 02:32:01 PM

OregonVet: According to society I must be the only man happy with his wife and we met in 1995.


I recognize that  propasaurus beat me to the obvious joke already, but I'm also pretty satisfied with/by your wife.
 
2014-06-11 02:32:51 PM
Sounds like he was only half-cheating. Besides, it means you're his type if he's sleeping with someone who shares half your genes. /Troll
 
2014-06-11 02:33:55 PM
That's hot.
 
2014-06-11 02:33:59 PM
If he did her twice is she now a whole sister?
 
2014-06-11 02:34:50 PM
grandson: Gram pa, when did you know Gram ma was the one?
Gramps: When her sister dumped me!
 
2014-06-11 02:34:55 PM
Are there any Dear Prudence articles that aren't complete bullshiat?
 
2014-06-11 02:35:28 PM
Don't shiat where you eat.
 
2014-06-11 02:35:30 PM
He should have brought her home for a 3 way.
 
2014-06-11 02:36:03 PM
I have nothing to add that hasn't already been said better than I could say it.
 
2014-06-11 02:36:21 PM
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2014-06-11 02:36:46 PM

SundaesChild: I actually relate to the third letter about the dateless daughter.  Mine is 20 and she hated it when I started to date again, even though have been respectful enough to not bring my gentleman friend to our home.  Now that she has made some friends and had some dates herself, she's been much more pleasant to live with.


Solution: kick your kid out. She's old enough to start living her own life.
 
2014-06-11 02:36:49 PM

SundaesChild: I actually relate to the third letter about the dateless daughter.  Mine is 20 and she hated it when I started to date again, even though have been respectful enough to not bring my gentleman friend to our home.  Now that she has made some friends and had some dates herself, she's been much more pleasant to live with.


Amazing how your outlook on life changes when you get laid on a semi regular basis
 
2014-06-11 02:36:51 PM
Uh....

Sounds like HE needs to stay in Vegas.
 
2014-06-11 02:37:11 PM

fiddlehead: Are there any Dear Prudence articles that aren't complete bullshiat?


I believe the 3rd question in today's column.  Miss prissy college girl comes home and is pissed her mom has more game than she does.
 
2014-06-11 02:38:05 PM
I've always been curious as to how you broach this subject with your wife. Do you just tell her "sorry honey, I need a little strange now and then" or what?
 
2014-06-11 02:38:11 PM
My husband knows that he has a free pass when he goes out of town on business trips, and our policy is don't ask, don't tell.


OK if it works for you...


 I gave my husband her contact info so they could meet up as family members do and catch up. Later I come to find out he had sex with her!

The problem isn't the half-sister porking. The problem is that one or both of you needs to understand how "don't ask, don't tell" works.
 
2014-06-11 02:38:14 PM

R.A.Danny: Magorn: The guy  is already "living the Dream" by having explicit permission to fark other people

It's never enough. Woman has big tits? All of a sudden he's an ass man. She loves giving head? He now NEEDS the backdoor.

Guys kinda suck.


i saw somewhere on the internet the following exhange:

lady says, i want to find a man at the apple store

person responds: that's a bad idea. an apple person probably seems great now, but will leave you the second the next best thing comes along.  if you really want to find a man, check their gamer id.  if they have 1,000 hours logged into skyrim, you know you have someone with dedication.
 
2014-06-11 02:38:59 PM
Dear Penthouse Letters,
I never thought it would happen to me, but....
 
2014-06-11 02:39:05 PM

Yellow Beard: I've always been curious as to how you broach this subject with your wife. Do you just tell her "sorry honey, I need a little strange now and then" or what?


I assume all women know that, the "don't ask, don't tell" policy is implied, right?
 
2014-06-11 02:39:57 PM
I gave my husband her contact info so they could meet up as family members do and catch up.

Classic rookie mistake.
 
2014-06-11 02:41:32 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Which half?


Either way.................................I came.................................................................. ............to say this.
 
2014-06-11 02:41:51 PM
Can't figure out what chaps my taint the most.
1) Obviously fake letters being published and passed off as legit
2) The fact that Fark continues to play along with said fake letters week after week.
C) Farkers that play along and discuss these situations as if they really took place and what they would do in that situation.

If everyone is in on the joke it's no longer a joke and just a circle jerk.
 
2014-06-11 02:42:34 PM

jst3p: Yellow Beard: I've always been curious as to how you broach this subject with your wife. Do you just tell her "sorry honey, I need a little strange now and then" or what?

I assume all women know that, the "don't ask, don't tell" policy is implied, right?


I married a Sicilian. We have more of a cheat and get divorced policy.
 
2014-06-11 02:43:17 PM

Dwangerous: Can't figure out what chaps my taint the most.
1) Obviously fake letters being published and passed off as legit
2) The fact that Fark continues to play along with said fake letters week after week.
C) Farkers that play along and discuss these situations as if they really took place and what they would do in that situation.

If everyone is in on the joke it's no longer a joke and just a circle jerk.


If you've spent time on Fark, you know we love a good circle jerk, especially in TFD.
 
2014-06-11 02:43:29 PM
Q. Dateless Daughter: My daughter, who is 21, is home from college for the summer. I love her dearly, but she has a very limited social circle and rarely dates.

Send her my way.
 
2014-06-11 02:44:02 PM

Donnchadha: I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $400, Alex.


So, I've had this arrangement. But it was spelled out from the start that her sisters were to be left alone.

/which was fine
//everyone was either the wrong age for me or crazy as shiat
///turns out she was also
////and me too
 
2014-06-11 02:45:09 PM

SundaesChild: I actually relate to the third letter about the dateless daughter.  Mine is 20 and she hated it when I started to date again, even though have been respectful enough to not bring my gentleman friend to our home.  Now that she has made some friends and had some dates herself, she's been much more pleasant to live with.


Is it the same guy?


Magorn: Lando Lincoln: Yes you do.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people? The guy  is already "living the Dream" by having explicit permission to fark other people when he's out of town, and then he's gotta go and fark all of that up by pushing the boundaries just a little too far...

dumbass


You know its the old you give them an inch and they take a mile routine. People just being selfish and greedy.
 
2014-06-11 02:45:25 PM

Dwangerous: Can't figure out what chaps my taint the most.
1) Obviously fake letters being published and passed off as legit
2) The fact that Fark continues to play along with said fake letters week after week.
C) Farkers that play along and discuss these situations as if they really took place and what they would do in that situation.

If everyone is in on the joke it's no longer a joke and just a circle jerk.


Who makes up these obviously fake comments? "Can't figure out what chaps my taint..." totally unbelievable. Obviously fake comments being passed off as real, and FARK continues to let them be posted.
 
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