Tom_Slick: Alright, Maureen, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.. Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
WhiskeySticks: Directions, how do they work?
LazyMedia: bingethinker: rev. dave: bingethinker: Hallucinations? Is she sure that wasn't the pot reacting with some medication she's on?Yes, it can happen if the weed is way too strong. In early 2001 I went to Amsterdam and had some of their good stuff, it was mostly auditory hallucinations and wavy visuals. And I had a tolerance back them too. I imagine the stuff in Colorado now is of equivalent strength and quality or better.They call that being Amsterdamaged.My brother was a big pothead when he was a teenager, and he described hallucinations after getting really high on hash. Apparently, he had a conversation with a little man who was sitting in the ceiling.
factoryconnection: WhiskeySticks: Directions, how do they work?She's a writer, not a reader!But seriously, folks: if you've never used a drug before, consider doing so with someone experienced in attendance. I've never touched MJ, but if I did I know which specialists in my friend group I'd consult first.
que.guero: I bought a 750ml bottle of Everclear, why didn't they tell me not to drink the whole thing in a sitting?
free_xenu: When I buy a bottle of whiskey, I feel I must drink the whole thing because there's nothing on the label to tell me otherwise.
adamatari: Uptight people like to make sure they don't enjoy things. I have a bit of this tendency myself that I have to watch out for.She subconsciously chose to make herself miserable to validate her own preconceptions. She had advice she didn't follow, and she chose edibles over taking a puff (still the best way, IMHO), and so she ruined it for herself.
mama2tnt: GoodDoctorB: mama2tnt: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The media is having such a hard time finding problems with legal MJ it's hysterical. There's a fortune riding on keeping it illegal and all those folks are freaking right the fark out.QFT.$42 Billion spent annually fighting for marijuana prohibition, and your argument is.... "shut up."Academic.Huh?/should've smoked before coming on here just to be as thick as you, I guess.
Cdr.Murdock: And as punishment, me and Rabbit here are going to make you eat the whole bag bar.....[img.fark.net image 394x347]
jxb465: Yeah, but if you, like, died from an overdose, man, you couldn't say anything./Whoa, trippy.
farkin_Gary: "I come to and my brother was thereAnd he said, 'What's wrong with your eyes?'I said, 'I don't know, I was chewing on a weed'He said, 'Let me give it a try'We spent the rest of that day and most of that nightTrying to find my brother, BillCaught up with him 'bout six o'clock the next mornin'Naked, swinging on the windmillHe said he flew up thereI had to fly up and get him downHe was about half crazy."
Chach: Delawheredad: She has ALWAYS been an idiot.Truth. I've known of Ms. Dowd's idiocy for a decade and a half at least.
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macadamnut: Tom_Slick: Alright, Maureen, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.. Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?Nicely done.[37.media.tumblr.com image 638x473]
Fark like a Barsoomian: que.guero: I bought a 750ml bottle of Everclear, why didn't they tell me not to drink the whole thing in a sitting?So, how's being dead?I mixed in a little too much of that stuff once. I don't remember exactly what it did to us but it didn't feel good.
BlackMtnMan: As a Colorado resident and native, the media and psuedo scientists need to STFU. I haven't noticed one farking difference in life as we know it here, nor have my friends. And no, I haven't used weed in many years.So welcome to Colorado. Now go the hell home. We're tired of you.
bingethinker: Hallucinations? Is she sure that wasn't the pot reacting with some medication she's on?
brap: Reminds me of the first time I had a wine spritzer.Woke up five days later naked and somehow entangled in a ballroom chandelier.
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