Tax Boy: You don't win whores with salad
pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.i've never understood taking someone out to a movie. especially after dinner.after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours. let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.
Epossumondas: Mugato: So why is prostitution illegal again?I dunno. Seems like a public service to me.
Facetious_Speciest: I'll admit, I'm somewhat curious as to whether the gentleman was offering the salad because he's successfully completed transactions in this manner before, or was strictly an absolute nub.Either way, it's simultaneously sad and amusing.
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