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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   You can ask a prostitute to toss your salad, but don't try paying with one. Fortunately no one will ever know you did something so stupid, unless the prostitute is a cop   ( divider line
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2014-06-11 01:34:12 PM  
5 votes:
2014-06-11 01:31:19 PM  
3 votes:
was it The BIG SALAD?
2014-06-11 10:41:05 AM  
3 votes:
If buying a girl a salad before sex is now considered solicitation, pretty much every guy who has been on a dinner date is now a john.
2014-06-11 02:34:55 PM  
2 votes:

Tax Boy: You don't win whores with salad
2014-06-11 01:46:30 PM  
2 votes:

pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.

i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.

wife-like typing detected
2014-06-11 04:53:06 PM  
1 vote:

Epossumondas: Mugato: So why is prostitution illegal again?

I dunno.  Seems like a public service to me.

Only for you. Normally I demand at least a Cobb salad. And I don't even know what that is.
2014-06-11 02:21:39 PM  
1 vote:
They arrested Michael Jackson and charged him with solicitation, but I think he'll Beat It.
2014-06-11 01:49:06 PM  
1 vote:

Facetious_Speciest: I'll admit, I'm somewhat curious as to whether the gentleman was offering the salad because he's successfully completed transactions in this manner before, or was strictly an absolute nub.

Either way, it's simultaneously sad and amusing.

He may have cut a hole in the bottom of the salad container and placed his penis through it. we will never know because cops don't understand a good joke.
2014-06-11 01:35:18 PM  
1 vote:
It comes with croutons.
2014-06-11 01:32:49 PM  
1 vote:
You don't win whores with salad
2014-06-11 01:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
Jelly or Syrup?

/because that is important.
2014-06-11 10:50:39 AM  
1 vote:
DAYTONA BEACH - Police conducted a reverse prostitution operation that resulted in the arrest of 10 men, including one who thought he could pay for sexual services with a salad...
Alonzo Liverman, 29, of Daytona Beach, told the undercover police officer he did not have any money, but he did have a salad, according to an affidavit.

I thought this was about as subtle as a ton of bricks, but apparently neither the Daytona Beach police nor the article writer figured out that he wanted to trade sex for marijuana.
2014-06-11 10:36:20 AM  
1 vote:
 areas on South Ridgewood Avenue that are known for problems with prostitution

Meaning there aren't enough of them? They don't swallow? They're really guys?
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