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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   You can ask a prostitute to toss your salad, but don't try paying with one. Fortunately no one will ever know you did something so stupid, unless the prostitute is a cop   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 9
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2014-06-11 10:41:05 AM  
6 votes:
If buying a girl a salad before sex is now considered solicitation, pretty much every guy who has been on a dinner date is now a john.
2014-06-11 01:38:43 PM  
3 votes:
Why isn't "reverse sting" considered ENTRAPMENT?

I had some creepy dude get in my way as I walked out of a convenience store early in the morning. I'd been drinking, and walked about half a mile to the store for a pack of smokes. This dude wanted me to buy crack, or pot, or some such garbage... I brushed him off, and told him "if I needed that shiat, I wouldn't be buying any from you. Move!" - and I was half a block down the alley when a nice, clean, cop car skidded to a stop next to me. A cop got out and detained me, searched me, ran my license... called me a few names while he was at it... and didn't believe I was not there to buy crack from his dumb-arsed colleague. I left unscathed, but I learned a valuable lesson about what dicks those kinds of cops are.

So, that's how it goes, right? We allow our law enforcement to entice regular, normally law abiding citizens into committing crimes because law enforcement officers themselves are out there giving regular schmucks the opportunity to do so. Call it what you want; it's just not right.

Anyway... my favorite joke has a punchline "Well sir, you gave up your rights when you came in my mouth down at the bus station".

...says it all.
2014-06-11 12:16:37 PM  
2 votes:
So why is prostitution illegal again?
2014-06-11 03:13:45 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.

i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.


Going to the movie first has three benefits: less of a crowd at the theater, less of a crowd at most restaurants, and something else to talk about.
2014-06-11 01:46:30 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.

i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.


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2014-06-11 01:39:58 PM  
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.


i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.
2014-06-11 01:34:12 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-06-11 01:30:05 PM  
1 votes:
That will teach them for desiring sex.
2014-06-11 10:50:39 AM  
1 votes:
DAYTONA BEACH - Police conducted a reverse prostitution operation that resulted in the arrest of 10 men, including one who thought he could pay for sexual services with a salad...
Alonzo Liverman, 29, of Daytona Beach, told the undercover police officer he did not have any money, but he did have a salad, according to an affidavit.


I thought this was about as subtle as a ton of bricks, but apparently neither the Daytona Beach police nor the article writer figured out that he wanted to trade sex for marijuana.
 
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