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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   You can ask a prostitute to toss your salad, but don't try paying with one. Fortunately no one will ever know you did something so stupid, unless the prostitute is a cop   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 64
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2014-06-11 10:36:20 AM  
 areas on South Ridgewood Avenue that are known for problems with prostitution

Meaning there aren't enough of them? They don't swallow? They're really guys?
 
2014-06-11 10:41:05 AM  
If buying a girl a salad before sex is now considered solicitation, pretty much every guy who has been on a dinner date is now a john.
 
2014-06-11 10:50:39 AM  
DAYTONA BEACH - Police conducted a reverse prostitution operation that resulted in the arrest of 10 men, including one who thought he could pay for sexual services with a salad...
Alonzo Liverman, 29, of Daytona Beach, told the undercover police officer he did not have any money, but he did have a salad, according to an affidavit.


I thought this was about as subtle as a ton of bricks, but apparently neither the Daytona Beach police nor the article writer figured out that he wanted to trade sex for marijuana.
 
2014-06-11 11:06:42 AM  
Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.
 
2014-06-11 12:00:48 PM  

Theaetetus: I thought this was about as subtle as a ton of bricks, but apparently neither the Daytona Beach police nor the article writer figured out that he wanted to trade sex for marijuana.

Reminds of the George Carlin bit on the rookie narc who doesn't know that "shiat" isn't being used literally. If the dude is smart, he's agreeing with the dumb cops about him offering salad for sex. "Yes, your honor, it was a very nice salad. Hand-tossed Caesar with homemade dressing."
 
2014-06-11 12:16:37 PM  
So why is prostitution illegal again?
 
2014-06-11 01:28:27 PM  
Jelly or Syrup?

/because that is important.
 
2014-06-11 01:28:50 PM  

Sybarite: Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.


That guy really knows how to party.
 
2014-06-11 01:30:05 PM  
That will teach them for desiring sex.
 
2014-06-11 01:31:05 PM  
i2.sell.com

Approves
 
2014-06-11 01:31:19 PM  
Step 1: Make something illegal, and pretend to offer it.
Step 2: Arrest everyone who takes the bait.
Step 3: Profit?
 
2014-06-11 01:31:19 PM  
was it The BIG SALAD?
 
2014-06-11 01:31:48 PM  
I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.
 
2014-06-11 01:32:39 PM  
... what the hell is a "reverse prostitution sting?"
 
2014-06-11 01:32:49 PM  
You don't win whores with salad
 
2014-06-11 01:34:12 PM  
ohbriggsy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-11 01:35:18 PM  
It comes with croutons.
 
2014-06-11 01:36:46 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: If buying a girl a salad before sex is now considered solicitation, pretty much every guy who has been on a dinner date is now a john.


They are. Down with the patriarchy!

/#yesallwomen
 
2014-06-11 01:38:02 PM  

vudukungfu: was it The BIG SALAD?


No, he only had KCF Shredders
 
2014-06-11 01:38:36 PM  

uncleacid: It comes with croutons.


Ouch!
 
2014-06-11 01:38:43 PM  
Why isn't "reverse sting" considered ENTRAPMENT?

I had some creepy dude get in my way as I walked out of a convenience store early in the morning. I'd been drinking, and walked about half a mile to the store for a pack of smokes. This dude wanted me to buy crack, or pot, or some such garbage... I brushed him off, and told him "if I needed that shiat, I wouldn't be buying any from you. Move!" - and I was half a block down the alley when a nice, clean, cop car skidded to a stop next to me. A cop got out and detained me, searched me, ran my license... called me a few names while he was at it... and didn't believe I was not there to buy crack from his dumb-arsed colleague. I left unscathed, but I learned a valuable lesson about what dicks those kinds of cops are.

So, that's how it goes, right? We allow our law enforcement to entice regular, normally law abiding citizens into committing crimes because law enforcement officers themselves are out there giving regular schmucks the opportunity to do so. Call it what you want; it's just not right.

Anyway... my favorite joke has a punchline "Well sir, you gave up your rights when you came in my mouth down at the bus station".

...says it all.
 
2014-06-11 01:39:11 PM  

Sybarite: Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.


86 years of surviving all the crap life has to offer, and now the only thing he has now is some trial.
 
2014-06-11 01:39:41 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ... what the hell is a "reverse prostitution sting?"


maybe it's like the "reverse cowboy with an iodine enema"?
 
2014-06-11 01:39:58 PM  

The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.


i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.
 
2014-06-11 01:40:39 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ... what the hell is a "reverse prostitution sting?"


A sting operation is when the police stakeout a situation and catch criminals in the act. A reverse sting operation is when the police are posing as criminals in order to catch people attempting to utilize their services and commit a crime.
 
2014-06-11 01:42:41 PM  
www.killthehydra.com
 
2014-06-11 01:44:54 PM  
As for the elderly man they arrested, I would not be surprised if his wife didn't give him the okay and maybe even the cash for the hooker.

If he's still horny at 86, bless his heart.
But that doesn't mean his wife wants any of that wrinkly old shiat.
 
2014-06-11 01:45:47 PM  

Kevin72: Sybarite: Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.

86 years of surviving all the crap life has to offer, and now the only thing he has now is some trial.


I thought his name was Charlie.

www.news-journalonline.com
 
2014-06-11 01:45:48 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i've never understood taking someone out to a movie. especially after dinner.


When you're a teenager, it's an excuse to make out and cop some feels.  Because you didn't have a car or your own place to do such things.  Why grownups do it I have no idea.
 
2014-06-11 01:46:06 PM  

Mugato: So why is prostitution illegal again?


I dunno.  Seems like a public service to me.
 
2014-06-11 01:46:30 PM  

pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.

i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.


wife-like typing detected
 
2014-06-11 01:47:14 PM  

blottoman: Kevin72: Sybarite: Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.

86 years of surviving all the crap life has to offer, and now the only thing he has now is some trial.

I thought his name was Charlie.

[www.news-journalonline.com image 320x400]


That or the other old creepy looking dude.
 
2014-06-11 01:47:25 PM  
I'll admit, I'm somewhat curious as to whether the gentleman was offering the salad because he's successfully completed transactions in this manner before, or was strictly an absolute nub.

Either way, it's simultaneously sad and amusing.
 
2014-06-11 01:49:06 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: I'll admit, I'm somewhat curious as to whether the gentleman was offering the salad because he's successfully completed transactions in this manner before, or was strictly an absolute nub.

Either way, it's simultaneously sad and amusing.


He may have cut a hole in the bottom of the salad container and placed his penis through it. we will never know because cops don't understand a good joke.
 
2014-06-11 01:52:47 PM  

green4mice: vudukungfu: was it The BIG SALAD?

No, he only had KCF Shredders


s.yimg.com
 
2014-06-11 01:52:56 PM  
Was a hooker here that walks my street who would blow you for a double cheese burger (but you have to go get it).

ended up getting killed by sleeping under the wheels of an 18 wheeler until the trucker tried to drive away, nasty little mess.
 
2014-06-11 01:53:24 PM  

special20: Why isn't "reverse sting" considered ENTRAPMENT?



Because entrapment occurs when law enforcement persuades someone to perform and illegal act that they wouldn't otherwise do. Simply offering something illegal (drugs, sex for money, illegal weapons, murder for hire, etc.) then letting people come to them doesn't rise to the level of entrapment. See Sorrells v. United States, 287 U.S. 435, 446-49 (1932); Sherman v. United States, 356 U.S. 369, 380 (1958).  Police in these situations are very careful to never actually offer sex for money but rather let the john make the offer. Regardless of what you think about prostitution, this isn't entrapment.
 
2014-06-11 01:55:37 PM  

special20: Why isn't "reverse sting" considered ENTRAPMENT?

I had some creepy dude get in my way as I walked out of a convenience store early in the morning. I'd been drinking, and walked about half a mile to the store for a pack of smokes. This dude wanted me to buy crack, or pot, or some such garbage... I brushed him off, and told him "if I needed that shiat, I wouldn't be buying any from you. Move!" - and I was half a block down the alley when a nice, clean, cop car skidded to a stop next to me. A cop got out and detained me, searched me, ran my license... called me a few names while he was at it... and didn't believe I was not there to buy crack from his dumb-arsed colleague. I left unscathed, but I learned a valuable lesson about what dicks those kinds of cops are.

So, that's how it goes, right? We allow our law enforcement to entice regular, normally law abiding citizens into committing crimes because law enforcement officers themselves are out there giving regular schmucks the opportunity to do so. Call it what you want; it's just not right.

Anyway... my favorite joke has a punchline "Well sir, you gave up your rights when you came in my mouth down at the bus station".

...says it all.


So... what's the whole joke?  I started searching for 'came in my mouth' and 'down at the bus station', but since I'm at work that seemed like a poor idea.
 
2014-06-11 01:58:01 PM  
www.news-journalonline.com

media.247sports.com

Separated at birth?
 
2014-06-11 01:59:29 PM  
Why doesn't the article say WHAT KIND OF SALAD? You'd think that would be kind of pertinent to the story. What salad is worth that? Was it a Cobb salad? Taco salad? A salad with grilled steak topped with Gorgonzola? What kind of dressing? Did he tear the lettuce or cut it with a knife? Was a spring mix involved, artisanal micro greens? Croutons of bread? Honey butter?
 
2014-06-11 02:05:24 PM  

Dirty Doug: special20: Anyway... my favorite joke has a punchline "Well sir, you gave up your rights when you came in my mouth down at the bus station".

...says it all.

So... what's the whole joke? I started searching for 'came in my mouth' and 'down at the bus station', but since I'm at work that seemed like a poor idea.


Dirty Doug got arrested for soliciting prostitution, and protested to the arresting officer "I know my rights!"
 
2014-06-11 02:07:53 PM  

Sybarite: special20: Why isn't "reverse sting" considered ENTRAPMENT?

Because entrapment occurs when law enforcement persuades someone to perform and illegal act that they wouldn't otherwise do. Simply offering something illegal (drugs, sex for money, illegal weapons, murder for hire, etc.) then letting people come to them doesn't rise to the level of entrapment. See Sorrells v. United States, 287 U.S. 435, 446-49 (1932); Sherman v. United States, 356 U.S. 369, 380 (1958).  Police in these situations are very careful to never actually offer sex for money but rather let the john make the offer. Regardless of what you think about prostitution, this isn't entrapment.


I understand that the law tries to justify their actions, but somehow the way it gets executed sucks balls.
 
2014-06-11 02:07:56 PM  
What is the origin of a sting operation, or, as in this case, a reverse (non-entrapment) pseudo-solicitation?  The first sting I remember was ABSCAM.


/btw: am I the only one being solicited by the new Fark/Mormon.org cabal?
 
2014-06-11 02:10:30 PM  
Jesus Christ, did you click on the link for the pics of the prostitutes that got arrested? Gah..that first blond one? ITS A MAN BABY.
 
2014-06-11 02:14:02 PM  

Musikslayer: Sybarite: Steven Hardock, 86

Damn, son...er, great-grandpa.

That guy really knows how to party.


YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!

/All we are is dust in the wind?
 
2014-06-11 02:14:31 PM  

Mugato: So why is prostitution illegal again?


Because sex should be free?
 
2014-06-11 02:21:39 PM  
They arrested Michael Jackson and charged him with solicitation, but I think he'll Beat It.
 
2014-06-11 02:31:53 PM  

special20: pute kisses like a man: The Southern Dandy: I usually pay for sexual services with Dinner and a Movie.

i've never understood taking someone out to a movie.  especially after dinner.

after eating a great meal and sharing a bottle of wine, let's not enjoy each other's company for 2 hours.  let's just sit uncomfortably silent in the dark in a crowd.

wife-like typing detected


once you have a wife, silence is victory.

and neither dinner nor a movie is enough for sex.

/ either way, i don't like taking the wife to movies.  $20 on tickets, plus the fact women need food to watch a movie, or I could watch it at home where I want to sit, without other people, and with my choice of refreshments.
// joking about the cynical stuff above.  but, once you're married, you're not trying to dupe someone into sleeping with you.  and by dupe, i mean, be interesting.
 
2014-06-11 02:34:55 PM  

Tax Boy: You don't win whores with salad


thoughtsonliberty.com
 
2014-06-11 02:37:29 PM  
Protip: solicit taking nude photos, not sex.

/I uh read that somewhere...
 
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